March 30, 1893 (4 pages)

/ z oe 4 cies af ak oe capaciaetato tehibe ie 5 eS 2 JHE DAILY TRANSCRIPT. : yhows & CALKINS. Proprietors* THURSDAY EV’NG. MAR. 30. °93. ES SSS HEALTAFUL AND DELICIOUS. 3 Six Different Breakfasts for Lenten Mornings. » Asan article of food eggs are not’ appreciated in many families as they deserve to be. In the country, where fresh meat is not easily obtained, they not only give variety, but are far more appetizing and healthful than salt, if not fresh meat. BAKED EGGS. Butter a tin thoroughly, break. the eggs in it carefully, keeping the yolks whole; put in a hot oven and bake fifteen minutes. SCRAMBLED EGGS. Allow two tablespoonfuls of sweet milk to each egg, put both in the spider together without having beaten the eggs; when-the milk boils carefully stir the mass, and season with butter, salt and pepper. FRIED EGGS. Place the muffin or egg rings in the spider where ham has been fried or lard or butter melted; break the eggs in these /aud when they are set remove the rings, _and with aspeon dip the hot fat over the eggs, but do not turn them. FANCY _OMELETS. This may be made in various ways; the most simple is to form a plain omelet from the receipt given above and stir into the mixture, before placing it in the frying pan, finely minced ham or any kind of cold reasted or stewed meat and season with your favorite herb, BOILED EGGS. : This is so simple a process every cook must know or may very soon acquire the best. Whether they are preferred h rd or soft, it is best to drop them in boiling water, and after covering the dish move: it to the back of the range and let them stand until the desired degree of bardness is obtained. * Jicinsin bagemiaed Gone From Our Gaze. Yirginia Chronicle: John O'Callahan, . an itinerant book agent, was jugged last Saturday night for being drunk. anda public nuisance. He was brought before Judge Lobenstein yesterday afternoon and acknowledged that he had the mis. fortune to get drunk. But if the Judge would let hiin go on his own recognizance he would put distance between’ himself and the judicial tripod. Judge Lobenstein considerately let him go until 10 o'clock this morning. But— He never came back, _ And has covered his track; His sweet form we'll never see more. He went over the grade, In the moon’s sylvan shade, “To hoodwink dwellers on Truckee’s fair shore. Panss in the region of the kidneys are cured by Stmmons Liver Regulator. A Coming Event Foreshadowed. Easier is eggsactiy three days off. ~ Easter eggs in the windows look chic. Ham and bacon are as much a canonica] Easter dish as eggs. : The latest Easter egg is provided ’ with a botten—you press the botten and the egg does the rest. : New Clothes—Now that the Easter seagon is at hand, woman are feeling that attired feeling. The hen has no talent for Christmas carols, but she can be depended on for an Easter lay. + Matanriat fever and its effects quickly give way to Simmons Liver Regulator. Oe HOTEL ARRIVALS. — National Exchange. ——— C. B. Binninger, San. Francisco, Wn. a Mf sd J. A. Small, 34 5: M. Montgomery, Wr ‘C. J. Schuster, ae G. L. Alexander, #4 T. J. Daniels, Jackson, R. C. Montgomery, Sacramento, ~ J. B. Treadwell, bd : W. F. Purnell, “ W. D. Knights, ee T. R. Cooly, “ A. L. Brown, Marysville, C. B. McPhetridge, ‘ G. Coble, sa T. R. Dillon, Spanish Mine, C. A. Duncan, Yuba City, G. W. Eagye, Maybert, C. Anderson, German Mine. Union Arrivals. Miss May Thomas, Birchville, W. R. Burnett, Sweetlan F. L. Burnett, a Wn. Barnett, ii A. R. Walker, Grass Valley, Thos. Bennett, San-Francisco, M. Fay, Sacramento. cS M. Jehnson, Dutch Flat, oseph Phillips, Pilot Knob, 5 ea wa ‘ er, Washington, J.C. me San Francisce, T. B. Tampson, . “ C. L. Morane, ‘ee Joe, Lainer, Auburn, A. Fellitte, a M. A. Walner, Sacramento, » tlm Fresi Palifornia and Eastern Flower “Beeds at Carr Bros. tf eo Strength and Health. If you are net feeling sttung and healthy, try Electric Bitters. If “La Grippe” hag left you weak and weary, use Electric Electric Bitters, This remedy acts directly on Liver, Stomach, and Kidneys, gently aiding those organs to perform their functions. If you are afflicted with Sick Headache, you will find apeedy and perinanent relief by taking Electric Bitters. ue trial will convince you that this is the remedy you ‘need. Largé bottles only 50c, at Carr — ee oo. 7 To cure constipation, sick headache and dyspepsia Simmons Liver Regulator has ng equal: +2 oe = Birds of Passage Between this and the other side of the broad Atlantic, in the shape of tourists, commercial travelers and mariners, agents “‘on the road,” steamboat captains, ship's surgeons and “‘all sorts and conditions” of travelers, emigrant and new settlers appreciate and testify to the preventive and remedial properties of Hostettet’s Stémach Bitters in sea gickness, nausea, malaria] and rheumatic trouble, and all disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels. Against the prejudicial influences of climate, crudely cooked or unaccustomed diet and impure water, it is a sovereign safeguard, and has been so regarded by the traveling public for over a third of a century. No form of malarial fever, from the calentura of the Pactic and the broken bone fever of theMississippi, to its milden types, can resist the carative action of this benigrant—preserver and restorer of health, a veritable bvon.to persons in feeble health or liable to incur disease, ~~ e+ —Bill of Fare Changed. Instead of corn beef the Beehive grocery store has just opened a choice lot of Pickled Tripe. m27 es Guaranteed Cure. We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you are afflicted with @ Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair trail, and experience no benefit, you may réturn tife bottle and have your money refunded. We could not make this offer did we not know that Dr, King’s New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at Carr Bros. Drug Store. Large size 50c. and $1.00. aiimansnititetenattinel EEE EEE THE FACT That AYER’S Sarsaparilla CURES oTHers. of Scrofulous Diseases, Eruptions, Boils, Eczema, Liver and Kidney Diseases, Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, and Catarrh should be convine ng that the same course of treatment WILL CURE you. All that has been said of the wonderful cures effected by the use of Sarsaparilla during the past 50 years, truthfully applies to-day. It is, in every sense, The Superior, Medicine. Its curative properties, strength, effect,-and flavor are always the same; and for whatever blood diseases AYER’S this treatment. When you ask for AYER’S Sarsaparilla don’t be induced to purchase any of the worthless substitutes, which are mostly mixtures of the cheapest ingredicuts, eontain "0 sarsaparilla, have no uniform standard of appearance, flavor, or effect, are bloodpurifiers in name only, and are-offered to vou because there is more profit in selling them. Take YER'S Sarsaparilla Prepared by-Dr. J. C. Ayer &Co., Lowell, Masa. Bold by all Druggists; Price $1; six bottles, $5. Cures others, will cure you I RS LADIES . QF Nevada City. To seve you the trouble and expense of sending toSan Franeisco, . have bought a complete line of MRs. NETTIE HARRKISON’S world-famed TOILET ARTICLES. Every le dy can positively have health and beauty by using them. LOLA MONTEZ CREME. . The SKIN FOOD and TISSUE BUILDER preserves the complexion, Prevents wrinkles, withering, drying, aging of the skin., Her Face Hleach removes freckles, tan, moth patches, callowness, yellow skin. Her HAIR VIGOR absolutely prev. ents hair falling out, makesit fme and glossy, cures all sealp humor. MRS HARRISON'S LIVER REGULATOR cures torpid liver, malaria headaches, nervous diseaser, costiven:ss, all female troubles Only genuine vegetable remedy. Buy ftodlny. MISS A. J. STRANAHAN Next to New York Hotel, Board Street, Nevada City, Cal. For any special or complicated blemish of the f.ce and form, write MKS. NEI Tle HARRISON, 26 Geary street, San Francis: o Cal. Superfluous hair permanently remuved. ly-maré. 1892. TAXES. 1892. —NOTICE TO TAX PAYERS ! Second Installment of Real Estate Taxes Now Due and Payable, TOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE remaining one-hali of Taxes on all Real Property ia now due and payable and will be delinquent on the 24th day of April, A. b., 1893, at 6 o'clock P. M., and unless: paid prior thereto 5 per cent. will be added. R. F. SNELL, Treasurer and Tax Collector of Nevada County. : STOCKAOLDERS’ MEETING. EVADA C%. NARKOW GAUGE RAILroad Company, The annual meeti of the Stockholders of the Nevada County Narrow Gauge Railroad Company for the election of seven Directors, to serve for the ensuing twelve months, und for the transaction of such other business as may pro i os e before the meeting, will be held at the office of the Company, at the Railroad Depot, Grass erent: evada ef Callfornia, on WEDN AY THE STH DAY OF PRIL, 1893, a’ 3.p.M. Polls wii be opened ‘Trausfer books at 3:45 P, mM. ler will be closed on Vee Sith day of Mareh a areer of . JOHN F. KIDDER, Preside at. Grorcz . Secretary, ee eee Sarsaparilla is taken, they yield to / CARVING THE FEMALE FORM. ‘An Amertean Baauty Whose SI'm Waist is Due to the Sargeon’s Skil. Last weck a paragraph went the rounds of the papers about a journalist, broader than he was long from. extraordinary overfleshiness, wha-underwent the operation of degraissage. On reading about this feat of the scatipel, I did not at first believe it. But I tind I was too incredulous, and also that degraissage is nothing new to the princes of science here. It dates. from the time when those robes-which mould the tigure like a glove and fall into a’ train beiind cathe into vogue. ‘ In the early stages of their evolution inner garments were minimized. It was then discovered that. embonpoint must be got rid of. But how do so witi: advantage? If skin once distended by fat were made to contract through leanness, it would wrinkle up. Anti-fat was found to injure the health, to bring-on anzmia, with its low spirits, hysterical laughter, wan cheeks-and unloveliness. What was to be done? Some vivisectionists had pared the fat off dogs without ‘killing. them. So beauty determined to be vivisected in the same manner. However, as she did not seem to owe anvthing to art, she kept secret the suffering she endured to remain beautiful, and the surgeons had no opportunity to advertise their skill in paring off adispose tissue, until the journalist went to them to be relieved from his load of fat. : Last eveniug I had a talk with one prince of science, and then with an. other, on this matter. On asking the former whether a figure misshypen through embonpoint could ‘really be pared down to conformity with her dressmaker’s ideal, he answered: ourselves, of course) the name of a beautiful woman who owes what. passes in ballrooms for perféct figure to getting ber-waist, and a good deal else that goes into her corset, pared down.” “No!” ; “Yes. I assure you I'm not joking.” “Do I know her?” ; “You do.” “Her name—whisper it if you fear that-other ears than mine may catch it. He whispeted, A puzzle ‘was explained. The beauty in question is an American, and a niember. ef a great plutocratic family, and, by marriage, of a noble English one. Her name figures constantly in fashionable intelligence columns. She comes here for her ,dresses, bonnets, the Salon, and for surgical operations when rounds of lunches and dinners, too tempting not to be exten, have a little spoiled the waist. You hear of her being ill, and not receiving. In five wéeks or so you meet her again at a picture exhibition, flower show, bazaar, or see her enthroned as Queen of Beauty at the opera. Glasses converge on her in the entr’ acte. Her form being again divine, and her face charming, she is perfectiy happy, and looks so. I used ness fir the bust and shoulders, and, without squeezing,such girlish slimness in the waist. I further asked whether it was an Amevican belle who first resorted to this ' croic mode of keeping statuesque. “No; tt was a singularly pretty actress, “Certainly, I can give you (between to wonder how there was so much ripé™) JOHN ALLEN’S FIRST LECAL ViCTORY. A Bad Case Made Good by a Profpnai Opinion from the Clisstes. “Private John Allen,” of Mississippi. who became the wit of the House of Représentaties with the death of Sunset-Cox, t-Hs-a goed_storyon himself of how he-came to be a profound lawyer. A party of members were telling yarns . in the clonk roon of the House yester‘day, and’when Allen's turn came he told this one: 5 ‘‘] want to tell yon of the greatest. legal victory of my life,” said Allen, as he lighted a cigar and propped his feet ‘against the Wall in true Southern style. “It wasdown in Tupelo, during the trying period just after_the war. —I was at that time a practicing laserer— that is, I practiced whenever I had any eases to practice with. One day old ‘Unele’ Pompey, one-off the oi tiegroes . of the settlement, came into my office and said: ‘‘'Mars John, I wants you to c¢l'ar me. . I’se gwine to be ‘rested for-stcalin’ of two bams ont’en de cross-road store.’ ‘Well. Pompey,’ Lasked, ‘did you steal the hams?’ ***Mars Jolin, I just took ‘em.’ ** Di gp nyone see you? T asked. “Yas, Boss,’ said the old nero, disconsolately, ‘two ole white buckra s.’ . “Well, Pompey,’ L replied, ‘I can't} 1* do anything for you under the circun stances.” “*Now, Mars John,’ said: old Pome pey. ‘here’s ten dollars. 1 jist want you to try.’ “Wel; T consented to try,” said Allen. “The case was to,be heard before an old magistrate named Johnson. He} was totally unedueated, and was moreover a perfect dictator, and no negro ever came before him who was not tined the maximum penalty and sent to_ his tield-to expiate the crime in the sweat . of his brow. e “Phe magistrate: heard the Every possible proof was brought to show that. Pompey stole the hams. There could be no doubt of it from the testimony. I did not put asingle questhe testimony was all in I arose, and in my most dignitied manner addressed the mavistrate: * ‘May it please your Honor, it would . be useless for me to argue the position he holds, and before one who “would adorn the Superior if not the Supreme Court bench of this grand old Commonwealth.” And I may say that those who know you best say that you would } grace even the Supreme Court of the United States, the highest tribunal’ in theland. It will be useless to dwell upon the testimony. You haye—h. it, and know the ease as well as 1° ck However, it may not be out of ¢ for’me to call your Honor’s: atte to a short passage in the old’ Eaclish law, which clearly decides this case. and which, for the moment, your Honor may have forgotten.’ “Then f fished down into my pocket and drew forth, with x great flourish; an old copy of “Julits Cwsar.” Lopened it with-greatdignity at thetirst page and read the line which is familiar to every schoolboy, *Omnia Gallia in partes tres divisa est” “Yhec decides the case,” said I, throwing the book upon the table. ~ ‘That clearly acquits the defendant.’ . Spes king a Piece. Master Wiil had just come to the time when he must give Lis tirst decia-! Jhation yt school, and all the hous bold was made to share in his excite ment. He had the greatest difficuity in choosing his piece, and in learning it after it was chosen. His father; who looks pretty carefully after. his son's education, thought it would be a good plan to have-the piece rehearsed at home. and so asked the lad to say it te him the other afternoon. “I can-say it real easy. papa.” Will contided to him ‘but my hands kind of hang ‘round in my way all the time, and the teacher won't let us put’em in our pockets.” “What do the other boys do with their-hands?” his father asked. ‘‘Make gestures?” “Oh, the most of them hang on to their-trousers, but T-forvet and let go ail the time, and then they get in my way, -* His father laughed and told him that if he would only iet his hands alone they would probably take eare of them1 , Selves. Then he agked Will to go on . With his piece. ‘Pre boy began in so absurd a manner, jumbling® his words ; together and putting his small voice down his throat as’ far as possible, that the father thought he was intentionally being funny, “But, my dear boy,” he said, as sode ashe was convinced that the young orator was perfectly serious; ‘I ean not Understand what-you say. Why dont vou speak naturally?” \, claim P-shouldn’t have to’ learn now: I'd know that : Size and Biers vity. Although there is some relation be. tween size anit longevity the duration . of the period of -growth and length of ie. . } 2 life*being, -speakin2 generally longest it fixed relation between. the’ two. The ) lar irzest Organisms live the lonzrest, ‘ ‘ . Some trees reaching the age of 6,000 tion to any of the witnesses, but when r : Years aud’ some animals, as whales, 1 eenturi And, after the may is reached. larger animals. reire longer time than smaller animals tu secure the preservation of the species, fhe-explanation—ofthis; as pointed out by. both Leuckbart and Herbert X peneer, is) that ‘the absorbing surface of an animal only increases as the syuare of its len erenses as the cube th, while its. size in3 aru it therefore fo!ows that the longer an animal becomes Ne ereater will be the difticulty eXienced in-assimflating wnv nourishment over and above that which it retires for its own needs, and, therefoe, the more slowly will it reproduce itself.”We, however, tind correspond. ins dtration of life among. animals of every dilevent size. for justanee, the toad and the eat live-a vas the hdrse, the -crawfishas lone as the pie, ‘and the pike aud carp as loug as the elephant. . In au intere ting appendix, from which these and the tollowing facts are quoted, Dr. Weissman cites the case of a seaanemone whieh lived not less iin sixty-six years. It was placed by tes Hit Willstared at his father in sutprise. . as sy papas Te said, “iH you have+ tO spenk Just naturally when you de-} 1.the largest srimatsr there is ne Vou DOWT KRW what a-com‘ort it-is to have ready at hand a remedy that never fails to relieve Constipation, and that, without pain or discomfort; and almost immediately eure aches, and disp symptom of D Such a remedy is: found. in Simmons Liver Revulator—i6t "a sweetened compound to nauseite, or an intoxicati } to cultivate an aleohoto appetite, but a medici pleasant to the taste perfectly harmle 3 given to the sm: child. 8. G. Rk. disappoints. ~ It the virtues : pe tions of a reliable remedy of the kind endorsed by eminent physicians. le if “It affors me pleasure to add my testtmony to those you receive annually in reference to your valuable medicine. consider Sinimons Liver Regulater the best family medicine on the market, have proséribed it with excellent resiilts.’ i Pan, Al, D., Tracw City, Tenn. —W. BEDDING HOUSE FURNISHING; GOODS KINKEAD’S Furniture Rooms, Commercial St. AYVING purchased Geo, Tracy's stock of * rni‘ure and Bedding at a Great Sacritice, Iam enabied to sell goods at prices that will astonish the public. For the next thirty days I w/il offer Grest erder to make 1o;m_ for my Spring stock, whieh will commence to arrive ina few days. Cell aud examine my 1asing elsewhere #ouds before purCompare the prices and All ‘Country orders 1 faithfully attended to Goods sold at the lowest prices in the Just Ont—WORILD'S FAIR SHAM-HOLDCall andexamine them. _ All business transacted. on business prin *pholstering and all kinds of Repairing done on short notice, Kemeomber the place—Commercial Street . next door to Tea Store, Nevada City. owes rregular and constipated, re sult in piles, avoid it by taking Simmons Liver Regulater. RETIRING CLOTHING BUSINESS m=. CASE EE Informs the public that the 4a UUCctico:r2 Will be Continued Every Wednesday and Saturday At 7 o'clock P. M., FOR. ONLY TWO WEEKS LONGER ! ‘The public should call at once and take advantage of this sale I will sell at private sale, during the day, CENTS ON THE DOLLAR FROM THE WHOLESALE COST. &= After two weeks from this date the remainder of }the stock will positively be shipped to San Francisco. ° Who is 10 longer—young,—and—has_a great stage reputation. She is delightful in comedy, but has a face only good for bill'ng and cooing parts spiced with espiegl rie. As 2» stage mother she could 1.ot be of much use. But while her fac: and neck keptshape and freshness, hur waist grew fearfully clumsy. She tricd Turkish baths and spent ‘a fortune uselessly in massage. You can till up wrinkles on the stage, but you cun't ide superabundant fat. What was shiv to do? Somebody showed her ascien tie fenilleton about the graissega of a lap dog too obese to walk. Prof. Dewars was consulted as to whethce such an operation on a human being ould not be only possible but safe. Foth one and the other he opined. Anoth:r great authority was reverted to. He thought on a-healthy subject that a+kilful operator could pare away all the .dipose tissue that was «de trop. Nor wi uld in such a case the reeoy ery be tedious. ‘The actress made up her mind, x ad in ¢ few weeks went back to the sta e with the same plump and pretty -houldeis, and «a waist and’ hips which, in adress that moulded them, looked \lmost-slim. A fa ious Russian beauty was next operat: . upon, and then a lady who Wasa fow years ago reputed here to supple:;sent Baron de Mohrenheim as an age t of the Czar’s Foreign Ontice. She is « fine, tall woman, with an ample bust, and a waist that might almost fitinto her bracelet. If the fashions were reasonable one might think her figure monstrous. But as they are absurd, they suit the artificial outline of her waist. Beauties who aré fat, fair, and 40 should wear flowing garmevis. In tight clothes they Jook ill at ease, and therefore ungraceful. I ventured to put another question. Ho v did a degraisse galbe look after recovery? Most unlovely. The skin was puckered and did not lie in its normal sate. Growing fat again would only »bviate this drawback. “But then all wilFhaveto—be begun again?” “Without doubt.” But what conquest over nature is not always to be beguu again? What doer it matter to have a puckered skin when one does not contemplate standing as a model for a Viennese painter or sculptor? All that society asks for is fine bust, fine arms, and ‘small—or at any rate, well-shaped—feet.—London . Truth, Paris Letter. “a If You Want to Be Loved. Don't find fault. F Don't-eontradict people even if you're sure you are right. Dont be inquisitive about the affairs of even your most in'imate friend, Don't underrate anything because you don’t possess it, : Don't believe thateverybody else in the world is happier than you. Don't eonclude that you have never had any oppertunities in life. Dou't believe-all the evil you hear, Don i repeat gossip, even if it does interest a crowd, Don't go untidy on the. plea that everybody knows you. 3 Don't be'rude to your inferiors in social position. Don't over or under-dress. Don't express a positive opinion unless you perfectly understand what you are talking about, Don't get in the habit of vulgarizing life by making light of the sentiment of it. ; “Don't jeer at anybody's religious belief. Don'ttry to be anything else but a gentlewoman—and that means a woman who has consideration for the whole world and whose life is governed by the Golden Rule, ‘‘Do unto others as you would be done by."-—Ladies Home Journal. , “With great dignity and solemn then took my seat. The old magistrate yas completely nouplussed. He looked at mea moment quizzically and seratehed_his-head. Then, turning to Pompey, he raised himself to his full hejght and said: * * “Pompey, I know you stole them hams, bat by the ingenuity of your lawyer I've got to let you go. Gitout,’ said he, as he planted his No. 9 in the seat of Pompey’s pants, ‘and if you ever cone here again, lawyer or no lawy ct; Fou sit-siximonths?"—aAttentn Constitution. A shorthand reporter in Placer ecounty, Cabfornia, charged the punctnation marks ws if they were words, and the eounty Wants $104.30 refunded. The Lawyer Knocked Out. Representative Mason tells a ‘court yarn.” the incidents of which occurred while be was an attorney in [cwa. Mason appeared as gounsel for the defendant. While engaged in deliverins his argument an old countryman entered the court and took a seat next to the pane! of jurors. Mason naturally directed his’attention frequently to the furthest man from him, ashe thought, in the jury. ‘This happened to be the Venerable man from the country. Glaring at him, he said: “Gentlemen of the jury, L want to know how on earth this man (referring to the platmilf in the ease, but staring at the supposed juror) can have the assurance tp come into eourt? What dees he want?—W hat is his business here? Whatis he seeking? Again I demand, gentlemen of the jury, why is he here?” : : These questions were thought by the countryman to be addressed to him. but Mason thought the indignation written ou the features of the countrymao was.the result of the argument and therefore highly promising for his client. Hg yore ised to note the effect of ‘his words on the jury, when the rustic jumped. up and howled: You want to know what Iam here for, vou-créss-eyed fool?’ What am 1 looking for‘in this-here court? Well, Pil tell yo. you littlé fat son of a gun! For three davs I have beea here waiting for my fees and—wary—a -red-—eent have I got yet. What am. here for, you good-for-nothing animal? ~ Pay me my. witness fees, sir, and PL get out of here at ouce,” The unexpected outburst “brought down” the house; judge, jury, and lawyersincluded. As for Mason, he «was s0_-amaded--that—theable argument which he had prepared was never concluded.—N. ¥. Vribunée, Bismarck's Youngest Son, “Billy” Bismarck, as he is known to his family and friends, is one of the most popular society menin Berlin, a member-of many clubs, a bit of a bonVivant and the very image, the older folks deciare, of Graf vou Bismarck at his age. Count Billy,who is’ about thirty-eight-excessiyely bald and with a quick. keen face and an eve that scarcely hides the merry twinkle that betrays his innate love of humor, is Governor of the Pravinge of Hanover. He is a man of rare mental. eifts and with a wouderful faculty of repartee, After leaving college, where te studied law.and-passed the examination ereditably, he went into the service of “the Govarnment, where his ability, toe ths er with the influence of the’ pateraat name, has pushed him forward to a rabout thirty years of civil service. Sir Jolin Dalzell in a small glass jar ia the Kdinbureh botanical aw i Ps28--being then, as“ compunionswith oiler individuals reared from the eve period, fully seven years old, It died a natural death:in 1887. Loss of Life on the Forth Bridge. The Forth bridge cost the lives-c f fifty-six workingmen during the seven yeurs of its construction, but the engiueers itsist that this is a remarkable ood showing. They say: ~The faet that the loss of-Hfe-has not been larger HM work of Sich ig iinide with so rgea number:of men employed in Uaingerous positions shows that nu rearonaiie precautions for their safety 4¥0 been omitted.” £ asRough estimate ~Figuring on sand paper, Inexperienced Kissers. ‘ iend to me the other ; ting tired -of tay inte: my har upset aud my corsage bouquet torn all to pieces by beginners, and I beliéve if the dear boys were only told how to go about it they would not make such a perfect mess of it. There is no necessity ‘of grabbing a girl as though she had stolen a pocketbook and making a lureh at her as though you had accidentally stepped one foot-in acoal hole while walking rapidly along the street. Theré is no actual necessity to get a clutch on her dress and Ary to tear it off or turn her over inside of it. There is no necessity of pulling her head forward with—sueh intensity that her eves are -endangered by searfpins and long pencils protrudtuys trom upper vest pockets. There is ne-use firing a kiss proiiiseneusly at her eye or car or neck. To begin with, {he girl is not trying to get away. Keep cool; bear in mind that you have the soulful sympathy of vour victim and your aims are identical—that ‘she bas as much at stake as you have. Keep perfectly coot and collected: gentjy insert your right ¢oat sleeve about her Directoire costitne and turn her xently toward your manly form, Place your other and as yet unoccupied arm In such a position asthe exigencies of the oce aid a young fi day: “Tam ge nto demand and vive & rot tifub pei, as _Amele Rives ils it, .By this time the ‘i ih’ is turned toward you. . senuy-and let nature do hei Liats all,Girls don't like any oiser way, boys, How Chickens Are Fattened. This is the way a chicken oF duek is b fattened: ‘Thrust into a evliuder, it is kept iu darknes&s for three weeks: thrice per diem «a patent food, composed lurgely of corumeal, is forced by a wall pump into its erep; it enjoys ao uiternative; it must sleep and’ fatten, Paralyzed by inertia, its tlesh becomes white and tender, and in three weeks it is as fat as a ball of butter, The east of fattening a chicken daes not exceed tight ceuts; a chicken so fattened brings 10 eents more a pound in the market than other chickens, The state rvilways in ttaly, accord ing” to offgial estimation,’ inereasc: $34,000,000 in their value doriie th lust lwo years, > A Roman Peasant Duel, Rome newspapers describe a duel be{ween two peasants near Vepsimiglia. Mev were neighbors‘and had quarreled sucerning the boundary line between point that is usually reached on. y md wir iittile farnis. One challenged the Still, his adninistration in Hanov@ehas given’satisiaction, where his enorey aid uofailing fund of amiability make very populur.— Cor, Philadelphia 4, Kin: words are like bald heads, ¢!.jean pever Se. é er to fight with weapons of his ewn osing. Muskets were selected, ily in the moruing the men went to m] oe village wood, teok their places at a stance OF fifty feetoand, at a signal tothe challenger, fired” simultaneisiy., Koch was mortally wounded id died ou the field within-a few minaay 4 ‘ In the Clothing’ line. Yours tru,Ssmles SEV EN TY 4& of the Champion Mining -Comp rent the ttt tay Of Mah, Tse, a €> This is-your last opportunity to” get Big Bargains BEBARGAINS IN RUGS AND CARPETS. Large Stock of ! FURNITURE’ Main Street, Have the Largest and [Most Complete Steck} of Carpets, Rugs, Linclovm, Mattings and: Wall Papier Which They Are Selling at Prices Unheard ot$Befare, 00———— Their New Spring Stock Has. Arvivediand Ready for laspection _ 99 st Having purchased George Tracy’s Stock o purchasers GREAT BARGAINS in this !i Ete., Always on Tand. E Ete, BEDDING, f Furniture at a sacrifice we will givé ORANGES, CORN BEEF, LAGENT. it a Doz. a Can. WATER. GINGER ALE, a . ORANGE CIDFR ter ust Received. — CIGARS AND TOB4OOO Gus, Js & Ed, W. Schmidt Hi VING purchased the ‘stock a tr de of L. Hirschman, on PINE STREET, flereby notify their friends and the publz generally that they will keep on hand all grades of CIGARS, TOBACCO 1 [PES, Etc., which they will sell at. the luwest rates, ——. Assessment Notice, DIN GOLDAND SILVER MINING co ( Neva ‘as ity, Cul. Soave is nereb given that sta meeting oO. Luc Board of Lirectorg held -onthe :4n duy of March, 16e5 an #Ssessincut (Number 6) of one cent y er t Was e Jeo upon the Capital steck of he u, payrbeNein sda; rApri 26it : fe se Cretary, Adi he sture of K. Cas— syada City, Cal, in B.S. Guiu coin Any stuck upon which thi assessm: nt she i enpaid on Thursday, Apri] +7 delng ent and adv rtiscd for yu, and, Unless puymeéent is mide be re, Will be sold on the 15th d of Mry 18:2, at the hovrcef 11 «’elock *. ar ut the eflice of the Secretary of said cor. po ation, to pay the delingent assessment together withe pts of advertising and exvenus sofsiie. By order of tne Board of i Dirvetora, ‘ % : K. CASPER, ecretiry. Ofice at K. Ca:per’s store, ou Pine street Nevaca tity, Csi Gs } Stcchh’ lders Meeting. HE ANNUALME TING OF THESTOCKh lders or the Champion Mining Company, d+ che election Ova b ard of Diree. torsto serve forthe ensuing year and: for jthe fraussctingy of such o liar bUBinesS us ay } roperly Cole befere the meeting, will id » at te office cf the Company 320 } Sana Street (oom 10) Sen. Franéisco, Calif a gn Tucsday the tth day of A} ril ; IS. tBo'e och PL Mv Transter beoks wiil jbeehsed on the dihedsy Of April, 188 ut’ ly ot oOCk 4. M. sei THEO, WEIZEL, Seey. ore ) Savsome Street Room It, San Francisco Calicoruia. L <td, Solera siolie totes = eves Ae) PRIN Ween FOR SALE. . N GF N!1, of Svetion 8, Twp 17 North i Mee Se art, situatediu Nevada county a the Warner Ranch. Price $60 ; belance ji One year, secured b Wood encnch on plice to pa Tair house of five rour s, stabl orses and cow, tne spring and spria Louse, Address, W. Fo BIRD, Yuba City Sut er Count), Cal, Contains S0-acres. Title, U.S. I i . . . } . Patent. WOTICHE). . All perséns having bills against the . WEST HAt+MONY GRAVEL MIN. . ING COMPANY are r quested to present them in duplicate on or before. the j tirst of each mouth, and payment will be ‘made on the second Saturday. Present all bills at the ottice_of the Sccre.ary, at . A. Tsoard’sstore, West armoay Gravel Mining Company, {ZS J.T. MeCALE, Supt. Dividend Netice, Ta meeting of the Board of Lirectorg ays 8, dividend (No, 28) of Ten (40 cents) pershvre Was declired blg on and efter M nday, the 20th day of March, 183, at the office of the Company, No. 820 Sansome street, Kyou, 10, San Francisco, Cai. Transfer books will be closed on saturday, Murch 18, 1893, at 9 O'10CK A.M. 1HEO, WETZEL, See. Ofsce 820 Samsome street Room 10, San Franciseo, Cal. : ames: i? Eastern Cities and to Europe. BY THE GREAT TRANS ONTINENTAL ALL RAIL ROUTES : —OF THK— SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY, af Pace Syeceie 5 Daily Express Trains make prompt conneetious with Railway* Lines in the East, —ANE ATNew York ard New Oileans [With Steamer Lines to EUROPEAN — PORTS. PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS And § cond-class Sleeping Oars Attached to Express Trains, “?Tieketssold,s ieertne Car Berths eecurea, sid other: f.sm.stlen given upon applica. omatthe Compaty's ofices where passen sers¢alling in person Can secare choice of outes, etc. Orders sold at Lowest Rates tor tickets or passage from Europe and Eastern cives té any point in the Pacitic States and ferritories. These orders, if net used, will be redeemed at the full amount paid therefor. T. H. G@OODMa ¥, tas! General Pass Agent, R. GRAY, Gen, Traf, Manager, San Francisco Cal, PRAIL ROAD LANDS. For junds in Central and Northern Calitorais. Oregon, Nevada and Utah, apply to sf address, W.H, MILLS, Land Agent,0, PR. R. Sau francisco en oes For Landsin Southern Galifornia, apply o or address eg ROME MADDEN, Land Agent,8, P. R : tiseo, Cal A Severe baw. ee The English peo ple look more closely to the genuineness ol! these staples than we do. In fact, they have a law under e¢which they make Seizures and de stroy adulterated products that are ot what they are represented to be. Under his statute thousands of pounds of tea have co ned because of their wholesale aduleratl Tea, by the way, {s one of the most notort‘uly adulterated articles of commerce, Not ‘one are the bright, shiny green teas artif ally colored, but thousands of pounds of ‘bstilutes for tea leaves are used to sw i bulk of cheap teas; ash, sloe, and willow aves being those most eommonly used. ‘ala, Sweepings from tea warehouses are lored and sold as tea. Even exhausted tea aves gathered from the tea-houses are kept, ‘ied, and madeoverand find their way inte ie cheap teas, The English government attempts to stamp rls out by confiscation; but no tea ts too ror fer us, and the result is, that probably ‘2 poorest teas used by any nation are those onsumed ts America. Peech’s Tea ts presented with the guar uty that it ts wncolored and unadulterated; 1 fact, the sun-cused ten leaf pure and simle, Ite purity inse~s Superior strength, . ‘bout one third less of t being required for u infusion then of the aruSelal and its ‘Fragrance and exquisite flavor is @& once aposrent, Is will bea revelation to you. In order that its purity and quality may be guar tnteed, it is sold only in pound packages earing this trade-mark; ” delve: Commercial Street, . "Pure As ote hood? Price Gte per youn, 4 eS . ae . ef «Sas ew A

/ z oe 4 cies af ak oe capaciaetato tehibe ie 5 eS 2 JHE DAILY TRANSCRIPT. : yhows & CALKINS. Proprietors* THURSDAY EV’NG. MAR. 30. °93. ES SSS HEALTAFUL AND DELICIOUS. 3 Six Different Breakfasts for Lenten Mornings. » Asan article of food eggs are not’ appreciated in many families as they deserve to be. In the country, where fresh meat is not easily obtained, they not only give variety, but are far more appetizing and healthful than salt, if not fresh meat. BAKED EGGS. Butter a tin thoroughly, break. the eggs in it carefully, keeping the yolks whole; put in a hot oven and bake fifteen minutes. SCRAMBLED EGGS. Allow two tablespoonfuls of sweet milk to each egg, put both in the spider together without having beaten the eggs; when-the milk boils carefully stir the mass, and season with butter, salt and pepper. FRIED EGGS. Place the muffin or egg rings in the spider where ham has been fried or lard or butter melted; break the eggs in these /aud when they are set remove the rings, _and with aspeon dip the hot fat over the eggs, but do not turn them. FANCY _OMELETS. This may be made in various ways; the most simple is to form a plain omelet from the receipt given above and stir into the mixture, before placing it in the frying pan, finely minced ham or any kind of cold reasted or stewed meat and season with your favorite herb, BOILED EGGS. : This is so simple a process every cook must know or may very soon acquire the best. Whether they are preferred h rd or soft, it is best to drop them in boiling water, and after covering the dish move: it to the back of the range and let them stand until the desired degree of bardness is obtained. * Jicinsin bagemiaed Gone From Our Gaze. Yirginia Chronicle: John O'Callahan, . an itinerant book agent, was jugged last Saturday night for being drunk. anda public nuisance. He was brought before Judge Lobenstein yesterday afternoon and acknowledged that he had the mis. fortune to get drunk. But if the Judge would let hiin go on his own recognizance he would put distance between’ himself and the judicial tripod. Judge Lobenstein considerately let him go until 10 o'clock this morning. But— He never came back, _ And has covered his track; His sweet form we'll never see more. He went over the grade, In the moon’s sylvan shade, “To hoodwink dwellers on Truckee’s fair shore. Panss in the region of the kidneys are cured by Stmmons Liver Regulator. A Coming Event Foreshadowed. Easier is eggsactiy three days off. ~ Easter eggs in the windows look chic. Ham and bacon are as much a canonica] Easter dish as eggs. : The latest Easter egg is provided ’ with a botten—you press the botten and the egg does the rest. : New Clothes—Now that the Easter seagon is at hand, woman are feeling that attired feeling. The hen has no talent for Christmas carols, but she can be depended on for an Easter lay. + Matanriat fever and its effects quickly give way to Simmons Liver Regulator. Oe HOTEL ARRIVALS. — National Exchange. ——— C. B. Binninger, San. Francisco, Wn. a Mf sd J. A. Small, 34 5: M. Montgomery, Wr ‘C. J. Schuster, ae G. L. Alexander, #4 T. J. Daniels, Jackson, R. C. Montgomery, Sacramento, ~ J. B. Treadwell, bd : W. F. Purnell, “ W. D. Knights, ee T. R. Cooly, “ A. L. Brown, Marysville, C. B. McPhetridge, ‘ G. Coble, sa T. R. Dillon, Spanish Mine, C. A. Duncan, Yuba City, G. W. Eagye, Maybert, C. Anderson, German Mine. Union Arrivals. Miss May Thomas, Birchville, W. R. Burnett, Sweetlan F. L. Burnett, a Wn. Barnett, ii A. R. Walker, Grass Valley, Thos. Bennett, San-Francisco, M. Fay, Sacramento. cS M. Jehnson, Dutch Flat, oseph Phillips, Pilot Knob, 5 ea wa ‘ er, Washington, J.C. me San Francisce, T. B. Tampson, . “ C. L. Morane, ‘ee Joe, Lainer, Auburn, A. Fellitte, a M. A. Walner, Sacramento, » tlm Fresi Palifornia and Eastern Flower “Beeds at Carr Bros. tf eo Strength and Health. If you are net feeling sttung and healthy, try Electric Bitters. If “La Grippe” hag left you weak and weary, use Electric Electric Bitters, This remedy acts directly on Liver, Stomach, and Kidneys, gently aiding those organs to perform their functions. If you are afflicted with Sick Headache, you will find apeedy and perinanent relief by taking Electric Bitters. ue trial will convince you that this is the remedy you ‘need. Largé bottles only 50c, at Carr — ee oo. 7 To cure constipation, sick headache and dyspepsia Simmons Liver Regulator has ng equal: +2 oe = Birds of Passage Between this and the other side of the broad Atlantic, in the shape of tourists, commercial travelers and mariners, agents “‘on the road,” steamboat captains, ship's surgeons and “‘all sorts and conditions” of travelers, emigrant and new settlers appreciate and testify to the preventive and remedial properties of Hostettet’s Stémach Bitters in sea gickness, nausea, malaria] and rheumatic trouble, and all disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels. Against the prejudicial influences of climate, crudely cooked or unaccustomed diet and impure water, it is a sovereign safeguard, and has been so regarded by the traveling public for over a third of a century. No form of malarial fever, from the calentura of the Pactic and the broken bone fever of theMississippi, to its milden types, can resist the carative action of this benigrant—preserver and restorer of health, a veritable bvon.to persons in feeble health or liable to incur disease, ~~ e+ —Bill of Fare Changed. Instead of corn beef the Beehive grocery store has just opened a choice lot of Pickled Tripe. m27 es Guaranteed Cure. We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you are afflicted with @ Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair trail, and experience no benefit, you may réturn tife bottle and have your money refunded. We could not make this offer did we not know that Dr, King’s New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at Carr Bros. Drug Store. Large size 50c. and $1.00. aiimansnititetenattinel EEE EEE THE FACT That AYER’S Sarsaparilla CURES oTHers. of Scrofulous Diseases, Eruptions, Boils, Eczema, Liver and Kidney Diseases, Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, and Catarrh should be convine ng that the same course of treatment WILL CURE you. All that has been said of the wonderful cures effected by the use of Sarsaparilla during the past 50 years, truthfully applies to-day. It is, in every sense, The Superior, Medicine. Its curative properties, strength, effect,-and flavor are always the same; and for whatever blood diseases AYER’S this treatment. When you ask for AYER’S Sarsaparilla don’t be induced to purchase any of the worthless substitutes, which are mostly mixtures of the cheapest ingredicuts, eontain "0 sarsaparilla, have no uniform standard of appearance, flavor, or effect, are bloodpurifiers in name only, and are-offered to vou because there is more profit in selling them. Take YER'S Sarsaparilla Prepared by-Dr. J. C. Ayer &Co., Lowell, Masa. Bold by all Druggists; Price $1; six bottles, $5. Cures others, will cure you I RS LADIES . QF Nevada City. To seve you the trouble and expense of sending toSan Franeisco, . have bought a complete line of MRs. NETTIE HARRKISON’S world-famed TOILET ARTICLES. Every le dy can positively have health and beauty by using them. LOLA MONTEZ CREME. . The SKIN FOOD and TISSUE BUILDER preserves the complexion, Prevents wrinkles, withering, drying, aging of the skin., Her Face Hleach removes freckles, tan, moth patches, callowness, yellow skin. Her HAIR VIGOR absolutely prev. ents hair falling out, makesit fme and glossy, cures all sealp humor. MRS HARRISON'S LIVER REGULATOR cures torpid liver, malaria headaches, nervous diseaser, costiven:ss, all female troubles Only genuine vegetable remedy. Buy ftodlny. MISS A. J. STRANAHAN Next to New York Hotel, Board Street, Nevada City, Cal. For any special or complicated blemish of the f.ce and form, write MKS. NEI Tle HARRISON, 26 Geary street, San Francis: o Cal. Superfluous hair permanently remuved. ly-maré. 1892. TAXES. 1892. —NOTICE TO TAX PAYERS ! Second Installment of Real Estate Taxes Now Due and Payable, TOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE remaining one-hali of Taxes on all Real Property ia now due and payable and will be delinquent on the 24th day of April, A. b., 1893, at 6 o'clock P. M., and unless: paid prior thereto 5 per cent. will be added. R. F. SNELL, Treasurer and Tax Collector of Nevada County. : STOCKAOLDERS’ MEETING. EVADA C%. NARKOW GAUGE RAILroad Company, The annual meeti of the Stockholders of the Nevada County Narrow Gauge Railroad Company for the election of seven Directors, to serve for the ensuing twelve months, und for the transaction of such other business as may pro i os e before the meeting, will be held at the office of the Company, at the Railroad Depot, Grass erent: evada ef Callfornia, on WEDN AY THE STH DAY OF PRIL, 1893, a’ 3.p.M. Polls wii be opened ‘Trausfer books at 3:45 P, mM. ler will be closed on Vee Sith day of Mareh a areer of . JOHN F. KIDDER, Preside at. Grorcz . Secretary, ee eee Sarsaparilla is taken, they yield to / CARVING THE FEMALE FORM. ‘An Amertean Baauty Whose SI'm Waist is Due to the Sargeon’s Skil. Last weck a paragraph went the rounds of the papers about a journalist, broader than he was long from. extraordinary overfleshiness, wha-underwent the operation of degraissage. On reading about this feat of the scatipel, I did not at first believe it. But I tind I was too incredulous, and also that degraissage is nothing new to the princes of science here. It dates. from the time when those robes-which mould the tigure like a glove and fall into a’ train beiind cathe into vogue. ‘ In the early stages of their evolution inner garments were minimized. It was then discovered that. embonpoint must be got rid of. But how do so witi: advantage? If skin once distended by fat were made to contract through leanness, it would wrinkle up. Anti-fat was found to injure the health, to bring-on anzmia, with its low spirits, hysterical laughter, wan cheeks-and unloveliness. What was to be done? Some vivisectionists had pared the fat off dogs without ‘killing. them. So beauty determined to be vivisected in the same manner. However, as she did not seem to owe anvthing to art, she kept secret the suffering she endured to remain beautiful, and the surgeons had no opportunity to advertise their skill in paring off adispose tissue, until the journalist went to them to be relieved from his load of fat. : Last eveniug I had a talk with one prince of science, and then with an. other, on this matter. On asking the former whether a figure misshypen through embonpoint could ‘really be pared down to conformity with her dressmaker’s ideal, he answered: ourselves, of course) the name of a beautiful woman who owes what. passes in ballrooms for perféct figure to getting ber-waist, and a good deal else that goes into her corset, pared down.” “No!” ; “Yes. I assure you I'm not joking.” “Do I know her?” ; “You do.” “Her name—whisper it if you fear that-other ears than mine may catch it. He whispeted, A puzzle ‘was explained. The beauty in question is an American, and a niember. ef a great plutocratic family, and, by marriage, of a noble English one. Her name figures constantly in fashionable intelligence columns. She comes here for her ,dresses, bonnets, the Salon, and for surgical operations when rounds of lunches and dinners, too tempting not to be exten, have a little spoiled the waist. You hear of her being ill, and not receiving. In five wéeks or so you meet her again at a picture exhibition, flower show, bazaar, or see her enthroned as Queen of Beauty at the opera. Glasses converge on her in the entr’ acte. Her form being again divine, and her face charming, she is perfectiy happy, and looks so. I used ness fir the bust and shoulders, and, without squeezing,such girlish slimness in the waist. I further asked whether it was an Amevican belle who first resorted to this ' croic mode of keeping statuesque. “No; tt was a singularly pretty actress, “Certainly, I can give you (between to wonder how there was so much ripé™) JOHN ALLEN’S FIRST LECAL ViCTORY. A Bad Case Made Good by a Profpnai Opinion from the Clisstes. “Private John Allen,” of Mississippi. who became the wit of the House of Représentaties with the death of Sunset-Cox, t-Hs-a goed_storyon himself of how he-came to be a profound lawyer. A party of members were telling yarns . in the clonk roon of the House yester‘day, and’when Allen's turn came he told this one: 5 ‘‘] want to tell yon of the greatest. legal victory of my life,” said Allen, as he lighted a cigar and propped his feet ‘against the Wall in true Southern style. “It wasdown in Tupelo, during the trying period just after_the war. —I was at that time a practicing laserer— that is, I practiced whenever I had any eases to practice with. One day old ‘Unele’ Pompey, one-off the oi tiegroes . of the settlement, came into my office and said: ‘‘'Mars John, I wants you to c¢l'ar me. . I’se gwine to be ‘rested for-stcalin’ of two bams ont’en de cross-road store.’ ‘Well. Pompey,’ Lasked, ‘did you steal the hams?’ ***Mars Jolin, I just took ‘em.’ ** Di gp nyone see you? T asked. “Yas, Boss,’ said the old nero, disconsolately, ‘two ole white buckra s.’ . “Well, Pompey,’ L replied, ‘I can't} 1* do anything for you under the circun stances.” “*Now, Mars John,’ said: old Pome pey. ‘here’s ten dollars. 1 jist want you to try.’ “Wel; T consented to try,” said Allen. “The case was to,be heard before an old magistrate named Johnson. He} was totally unedueated, and was moreover a perfect dictator, and no negro ever came before him who was not tined the maximum penalty and sent to_ his tield-to expiate the crime in the sweat . of his brow. e “Phe magistrate: heard the Every possible proof was brought to show that. Pompey stole the hams. There could be no doubt of it from the testimony. I did not put asingle questhe testimony was all in I arose, and in my most dignitied manner addressed the mavistrate: * ‘May it please your Honor, it would . be useless for me to argue the position he holds, and before one who “would adorn the Superior if not the Supreme Court bench of this grand old Commonwealth.” And I may say that those who know you best say that you would } grace even the Supreme Court of the United States, the highest tribunal’ in theland. It will be useless to dwell upon the testimony. You haye—h. it, and know the ease as well as 1° ck However, it may not be out of ¢ for’me to call your Honor’s: atte to a short passage in the old’ Eaclish law, which clearly decides this case. and which, for the moment, your Honor may have forgotten.’ “Then f fished down into my pocket and drew forth, with x great flourish; an old copy of “Julits Cwsar.” Lopened it with-greatdignity at thetirst page and read the line which is familiar to every schoolboy, *Omnia Gallia in partes tres divisa est” “Yhec decides the case,” said I, throwing the book upon the table. ~ ‘That clearly acquits the defendant.’ . Spes king a Piece. Master Wiil had just come to the time when he must give Lis tirst decia-! Jhation yt school, and all the hous bold was made to share in his excite ment. He had the greatest difficuity in choosing his piece, and in learning it after it was chosen. His father; who looks pretty carefully after. his son's education, thought it would be a good plan to have-the piece rehearsed at home. and so asked the lad to say it te him the other afternoon. “I can-say it real easy. papa.” Will contided to him ‘but my hands kind of hang ‘round in my way all the time, and the teacher won't let us put’em in our pockets.” “What do the other boys do with their-hands?” his father asked. ‘‘Make gestures?” “Oh, the most of them hang on to their-trousers, but T-forvet and let go ail the time, and then they get in my way, -* His father laughed and told him that if he would only iet his hands alone they would probably take eare of them1 , Selves. Then he agked Will to go on . With his piece. ‘Pre boy began in so absurd a manner, jumbling® his words ; together and putting his small voice down his throat as’ far as possible, that the father thought he was intentionally being funny, “But, my dear boy,” he said, as sode ashe was convinced that the young orator was perfectly serious; ‘I ean not Understand what-you say. Why dont vou speak naturally?” \, claim P-shouldn’t have to’ learn now: I'd know that : Size and Biers vity. Although there is some relation be. tween size anit longevity the duration . of the period of -growth and length of ie. . } 2 life*being, -speakin2 generally longest it fixed relation between. the’ two. The ) lar irzest Organisms live the lonzrest, ‘ ‘ . Some trees reaching the age of 6,000 tion to any of the witnesses, but when r : Years aud’ some animals, as whales, 1 eenturi And, after the may is reached. larger animals. reire longer time than smaller animals tu secure the preservation of the species, fhe-explanation—ofthis; as pointed out by. both Leuckbart and Herbert X peneer, is) that ‘the absorbing surface of an animal only increases as the syuare of its len erenses as the cube th, while its. size in3 aru it therefore fo!ows that the longer an animal becomes Ne ereater will be the difticulty eXienced in-assimflating wnv nourishment over and above that which it retires for its own needs, and, therefoe, the more slowly will it reproduce itself.”We, however, tind correspond. ins dtration of life among. animals of every dilevent size. for justanee, the toad and the eat live-a vas the hdrse, the -crawfishas lone as the pie, ‘and the pike aud carp as loug as the elephant. . In au intere ting appendix, from which these and the tollowing facts are quoted, Dr. Weissman cites the case of a seaanemone whieh lived not less iin sixty-six years. It was placed by tes Hit Willstared at his father in sutprise. . as sy papas Te said, “iH you have+ tO spenk Just naturally when you de-} 1.the largest srimatsr there is ne Vou DOWT KRW what a-com‘ort it-is to have ready at hand a remedy that never fails to relieve Constipation, and that, without pain or discomfort; and almost immediately eure aches, and disp symptom of D Such a remedy is: found. in Simmons Liver Revulator—i6t "a sweetened compound to nauseite, or an intoxicati } to cultivate an aleohoto

appetite, but a medici pleasant to the taste perfectly harmle 3 given to the sm: child. 8. G. Rk. disappoints. ~ It the virtues : pe tions of a reliable remedy of the kind endorsed by eminent physicians. le if “It affors me pleasure to add my testtmony to those you receive annually in reference to your valuable medicine. consider Sinimons Liver Regulater the best family medicine on the market, have proséribed it with excellent resiilts.’ i Pan, Al, D., Tracw City, Tenn. —W. BEDDING HOUSE FURNISHING; GOODS KINKEAD’S Furniture Rooms, Commercial St. AYVING purchased Geo, Tracy's stock of * rni‘ure and Bedding at a Great Sacritice, Iam enabied to sell goods at prices that will astonish the public. For the next thirty days I w/il offer Grest erder to make 1o;m_ for my Spring stock, whieh will commence to arrive ina few days. Cell aud examine my 1asing elsewhere #ouds before purCompare the prices and All ‘Country orders 1 faithfully attended to Goods sold at the lowest prices in the Just Ont—WORILD'S FAIR SHAM-HOLDCall andexamine them. _ All business transacted. on business prin *pholstering and all kinds of Repairing done on short notice, Kemeomber the place—Commercial Street . next door to Tea Store, Nevada City. owes rregular and constipated, re sult in piles, avoid it by taking Simmons Liver Regulater. RETIRING CLOTHING BUSINESS m=. CASE EE Informs the public that the 4a UUCctico:r2 Will be Continued Every Wednesday and Saturday At 7 o'clock P. M., FOR. ONLY TWO WEEKS LONGER ! ‘The public should call at once and take advantage of this sale I will sell at private sale, during the day, CENTS ON THE DOLLAR FROM THE WHOLESALE COST. &= After two weeks from this date the remainder of }the stock will positively be shipped to San Francisco. ° Who is 10 longer—young,—and—has_a great stage reputation. She is delightful in comedy, but has a face only good for bill'ng and cooing parts spiced with espiegl rie. As 2» stage mother she could 1.ot be of much use. But while her fac: and neck keptshape and freshness, hur waist grew fearfully clumsy. She tricd Turkish baths and spent ‘a fortune uselessly in massage. You can till up wrinkles on the stage, but you cun't ide superabundant fat. What was shiv to do? Somebody showed her ascien tie fenilleton about the graissega of a lap dog too obese to walk. Prof. Dewars was consulted as to whethce such an operation on a human being ould not be only possible but safe. Foth one and the other he opined. Anoth:r great authority was reverted to. He thought on a-healthy subject that a+kilful operator could pare away all the .dipose tissue that was «de trop. Nor wi uld in such a case the reeoy ery be tedious. ‘The actress made up her mind, x ad in ¢ few weeks went back to the sta e with the same plump and pretty -houldeis, and «a waist and’ hips which, in adress that moulded them, looked \lmost-slim. A fa ious Russian beauty was next operat: . upon, and then a lady who Wasa fow years ago reputed here to supple:;sent Baron de Mohrenheim as an age t of the Czar’s Foreign Ontice. She is « fine, tall woman, with an ample bust, and a waist that might almost fitinto her bracelet. If the fashions were reasonable one might think her figure monstrous. But as they are absurd, they suit the artificial outline of her waist. Beauties who aré fat, fair, and 40 should wear flowing garmevis. In tight clothes they Jook ill at ease, and therefore ungraceful. I ventured to put another question. Ho v did a degraisse galbe look after recovery? Most unlovely. The skin was puckered and did not lie in its normal sate. Growing fat again would only »bviate this drawback. “But then all wilFhaveto—be begun again?” “Without doubt.” But what conquest over nature is not always to be beguu again? What doer it matter to have a puckered skin when one does not contemplate standing as a model for a Viennese painter or sculptor? All that society asks for is fine bust, fine arms, and ‘small—or at any rate, well-shaped—feet.—London . Truth, Paris Letter. “a If You Want to Be Loved. Don't find fault. F Don't-eontradict people even if you're sure you are right. Dont be inquisitive about the affairs of even your most in'imate friend, Don't underrate anything because you don’t possess it, : Don't believe thateverybody else in the world is happier than you. Don't eonclude that you have never had any oppertunities in life. Dou't believe-all the evil you hear, Don i repeat gossip, even if it does interest a crowd, Don't go untidy on the. plea that everybody knows you. 3 Don't be'rude to your inferiors in social position. Don't over or under-dress. Don't express a positive opinion unless you perfectly understand what you are talking about, Don't get in the habit of vulgarizing life by making light of the sentiment of it. ; “Don't jeer at anybody's religious belief. Don'ttry to be anything else but a gentlewoman—and that means a woman who has consideration for the whole world and whose life is governed by the Golden Rule, ‘‘Do unto others as you would be done by."-—Ladies Home Journal. , “With great dignity and solemn then took my seat. The old magistrate yas completely nouplussed. He looked at mea moment quizzically and seratehed_his-head. Then, turning to Pompey, he raised himself to his full hejght and said: * * “Pompey, I know you stole them hams, bat by the ingenuity of your lawyer I've got to let you go. Gitout,’ said he, as he planted his No. 9 in the seat of Pompey’s pants, ‘and if you ever cone here again, lawyer or no lawy ct; Fou sit-siximonths?"—aAttentn Constitution. A shorthand reporter in Placer ecounty, Cabfornia, charged the punctnation marks ws if they were words, and the eounty Wants $104.30 refunded. The Lawyer Knocked Out. Representative Mason tells a ‘court yarn.” the incidents of which occurred while be was an attorney in [cwa. Mason appeared as gounsel for the defendant. While engaged in deliverins his argument an old countryman entered the court and took a seat next to the pane! of jurors. Mason naturally directed his’attention frequently to the furthest man from him, ashe thought, in the jury. ‘This happened to be the Venerable man from the country. Glaring at him, he said: “Gentlemen of the jury, L want to know how on earth this man (referring to the platmilf in the ease, but staring at the supposed juror) can have the assurance tp come into eourt? What dees he want?—W hat is his business here? Whatis he seeking? Again I demand, gentlemen of the jury, why is he here?” : : These questions were thought by the countryman to be addressed to him. but Mason thought the indignation written ou the features of the countrymao was.the result of the argument and therefore highly promising for his client. Hg yore ised to note the effect of ‘his words on the jury, when the rustic jumped. up and howled: You want to know what Iam here for, vou-créss-eyed fool?’ What am 1 looking for‘in this-here court? Well, Pil tell yo. you littlé fat son of a gun! For three davs I have beea here waiting for my fees and—wary—a -red-—eent have I got yet. What am. here for, you good-for-nothing animal? ~ Pay me my. witness fees, sir, and PL get out of here at ouce,” The unexpected outburst “brought down” the house; judge, jury, and lawyersincluded. As for Mason, he «was s0_-amaded--that—theable argument which he had prepared was never concluded.—N. ¥. Vribunée, Bismarck's Youngest Son, “Billy” Bismarck, as he is known to his family and friends, is one of the most popular society menin Berlin, a member-of many clubs, a bit of a bonVivant and the very image, the older folks deciare, of Graf vou Bismarck at his age. Count Billy,who is’ about thirty-eight-excessiyely bald and with a quick. keen face and an eve that scarcely hides the merry twinkle that betrays his innate love of humor, is Governor of the Pravinge of Hanover. He is a man of rare mental. eifts and with a wouderful faculty of repartee, After leaving college, where te studied law.and-passed the examination ereditably, he went into the service of “the Govarnment, where his ability, toe ths er with the influence of the’ pateraat name, has pushed him forward to a rabout thirty years of civil service. Sir Jolin Dalzell in a small glass jar ia the Kdinbureh botanical aw i Ps28--being then, as“ compunionswith oiler individuals reared from the eve period, fully seven years old, It died a natural death:in 1887. Loss of Life on the Forth Bridge. The Forth bridge cost the lives-c f fifty-six workingmen during the seven yeurs of its construction, but the engiueers itsist that this is a remarkable ood showing. They say: ~The faet that the loss of-Hfe-has not been larger HM work of Sich ig iinide with so rgea number:of men employed in Uaingerous positions shows that nu rearonaiie precautions for their safety 4¥0 been omitted.” £ asRough estimate ~Figuring on sand paper, Inexperienced Kissers. ‘ iend to me the other ; ting tired -of tay inte: my har upset aud my corsage bouquet torn all to pieces by beginners, and I beliéve if the dear boys were only told how to go about it they would not make such a perfect mess of it. There is no necessity ‘of grabbing a girl as though she had stolen a pocketbook and making a lureh at her as though you had accidentally stepped one foot-in acoal hole while walking rapidly along the street. Theré is no actual necessity to get a clutch on her dress and Ary to tear it off or turn her over inside of it. There is no necessity of pulling her head forward with—sueh intensity that her eves are -endangered by searfpins and long pencils protrudtuys trom upper vest pockets. There is ne-use firing a kiss proiiiseneusly at her eye or car or neck. To begin with, {he girl is not trying to get away. Keep cool; bear in mind that you have the soulful sympathy of vour victim and your aims are identical—that ‘she bas as much at stake as you have. Keep perfectly coot and collected: gentjy insert your right ¢oat sleeve about her Directoire costitne and turn her xently toward your manly form, Place your other and as yet unoccupied arm In such a position asthe exigencies of the oce aid a young fi day: “Tam ge nto demand and vive & rot tifub pei, as _Amele Rives ils it, .By this time the ‘i ih’ is turned toward you. . senuy-and let nature do hei Liats all,Girls don't like any oiser way, boys, How Chickens Are Fattened. This is the way a chicken oF duek is b fattened: ‘Thrust into a evliuder, it is kept iu darknes&s for three weeks: thrice per diem «a patent food, composed lurgely of corumeal, is forced by a wall pump into its erep; it enjoys ao uiternative; it must sleep and’ fatten, Paralyzed by inertia, its tlesh becomes white and tender, and in three weeks it is as fat as a ball of butter, The east of fattening a chicken daes not exceed tight ceuts; a chicken so fattened brings 10 eents more a pound in the market than other chickens, The state rvilways in ttaly, accord ing” to offgial estimation,’ inereasc: $34,000,000 in their value doriie th lust lwo years, > A Roman Peasant Duel, Rome newspapers describe a duel be{ween two peasants near Vepsimiglia. Mev were neighbors‘and had quarreled sucerning the boundary line between point that is usually reached on. y md wir iittile farnis. One challenged the Still, his adninistration in Hanov@ehas given’satisiaction, where his enorey aid uofailing fund of amiability make very populur.— Cor, Philadelphia 4, Kin: words are like bald heads, ¢!.jean pever Se. é er to fight with weapons of his ewn osing. Muskets were selected, ily in the moruing the men went to m] oe village wood, teok their places at a stance OF fifty feetoand, at a signal tothe challenger, fired” simultaneisiy., Koch was mortally wounded id died ou the field within-a few minaay 4 ‘ In the Clothing’ line. Yours tru,Ssmles SEV EN TY 4& of the Champion Mining -Comp rent the ttt tay Of Mah, Tse, a €> This is-your last opportunity to” get Big Bargains BEBARGAINS IN RUGS AND CARPETS. Large Stock of ! FURNITURE’ Main Street, Have the Largest and [Most Complete Steck} of Carpets, Rugs, Linclovm, Mattings and: Wall Papier Which They Are Selling at Prices Unheard ot$Befare, 00———— Their New Spring Stock Has. Arvivediand Ready for laspection _ 99 st Having purchased George Tracy’s Stock o purchasers GREAT BARGAINS in this !i Ete., Always on Tand. E Ete, BEDDING, f Furniture at a sacrifice we will givé ORANGES, CORN BEEF, LAGENT. it a Doz. a Can. WATER. GINGER ALE, a . ORANGE CIDFR ter ust Received. — CIGARS AND TOB4OOO Gus, Js & Ed, W. Schmidt Hi VING purchased the ‘stock a tr de of L. Hirschman, on PINE STREET, flereby notify their friends and the publz generally that they will keep on hand all grades of CIGARS, TOBACCO 1 [PES, Etc., which they will sell at. the luwest rates, ——. Assessment Notice, DIN GOLDAND SILVER MINING co ( Neva ‘as ity, Cul. Soave is nereb given that sta meeting oO. Luc Board of Lirectorg held -onthe :4n duy of March, 16e5 an #Ssessincut (Number 6) of one cent y er t Was e Jeo upon the Capital steck of he u, payrbeNein sda; rApri 26it : fe se Cretary, Adi he sture of K. Cas— syada City, Cal, in B.S. Guiu coin Any stuck upon which thi assessm: nt she i enpaid on Thursday, Apri] +7 delng ent and adv rtiscd for yu, and, Unless puymeéent is mide be re, Will be sold on the 15th d of Mry 18:2, at the hovrcef 11 «’elock *. ar ut the eflice of the Secretary of said cor. po ation, to pay the delingent assessment together withe pts of advertising and exvenus sofsiie. By order of tne Board of i Dirvetora, ‘ % : K. CASPER, ecretiry. Ofice at K. Ca:per’s store, ou Pine street Nevaca tity, Csi Gs } Stcchh’ lders Meeting. HE ANNUALME TING OF THESTOCKh lders or the Champion Mining Company, d+ che election Ova b ard of Diree. torsto serve forthe ensuing year and: for jthe fraussctingy of such o liar bUBinesS us ay } roperly Cole befere the meeting, will id » at te office cf the Company 320 } Sana Street (oom 10) Sen. Franéisco, Calif a gn Tucsday the tth day of A} ril ; IS. tBo'e och PL Mv Transter beoks wiil jbeehsed on the dihedsy Of April, 188 ut’ ly ot oOCk 4. M. sei THEO, WEIZEL, Seey. ore ) Savsome Street Room It, San Francisco Calicoruia. L <td, Solera siolie totes = eves Ae) PRIN Ween FOR SALE. . N GF N!1, of Svetion 8, Twp 17 North i Mee Se art, situatediu Nevada county a the Warner Ranch. Price $60 ; belance ji One year, secured b Wood encnch on plice to pa Tair house of five rour s, stabl orses and cow, tne spring and spria Louse, Address, W. Fo BIRD, Yuba City Sut er Count), Cal, Contains S0-acres. Title, U.S. I i . . . } . Patent. WOTICHE). . All perséns having bills against the . WEST HAt+MONY GRAVEL MIN. . ING COMPANY are r quested to present them in duplicate on or before. the j tirst of each mouth, and payment will be ‘made on the second Saturday. Present all bills at the ottice_of the Sccre.ary, at . A. Tsoard’sstore, West armoay Gravel Mining Company, {ZS J.T. MeCALE, Supt. Dividend Netice, Ta meeting of the Board of Lirectorg ays 8, dividend (No, 28) of Ten (40 cents) pershvre Was declired blg on and efter M nday, the 20th day of March, 183, at the office of the Company, No. 820 Sansome street, Kyou, 10, San Francisco, Cai. Transfer books will be closed on saturday, Murch 18, 1893, at 9 O'10CK A.M. 1HEO, WETZEL, See. Ofsce 820 Samsome street Room 10, San Franciseo, Cal. : ames: i? Eastern Cities and to Europe. BY THE GREAT TRANS ONTINENTAL ALL RAIL ROUTES : —OF THK— SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY, af Pace Syeceie 5 Daily Express Trains make prompt conneetious with Railway* Lines in the East, —ANE ATNew York ard New Oileans [With Steamer Lines to EUROPEAN — PORTS. PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS And § cond-class Sleeping Oars Attached to Express Trains, “?Tieketssold,s ieertne Car Berths eecurea, sid other: f.sm.stlen given upon applica. omatthe Compaty's ofices where passen sers¢alling in person Can secare choice of outes, etc. Orders sold at Lowest Rates tor tickets or passage from Europe and Eastern cives té any point in the Pacitic States and ferritories. These orders, if net used, will be redeemed at the full amount paid therefor. T. H. G@OODMa ¥, tas! General Pass Agent, R. GRAY, Gen, Traf, Manager, San Francisco Cal, PRAIL ROAD LANDS. For junds in Central and Northern Calitorais. Oregon, Nevada and Utah, apply to sf address, W.H, MILLS, Land Agent,0, PR. R. Sau francisco en oes For Landsin Southern Galifornia, apply o or address eg ROME MADDEN, Land Agent,8, P. R : tiseo, Cal A Severe baw. ee The English peo ple look more closely to the genuineness ol! these staples than we do. In fact, they have a law under e¢which they make Seizures and de stroy adulterated products that are ot what they are represented to be. Under his statute thousands of pounds of tea have co ned because of their wholesale aduleratl Tea, by the way, {s one of the most notort‘uly adulterated articles of commerce, Not ‘one are the bright, shiny green teas artif ally colored, but thousands of pounds of ‘bstilutes for tea leaves are used to sw i bulk of cheap teas; ash, sloe, and willow aves being those most eommonly used. ‘ala, Sweepings from tea warehouses are lored and sold as tea. Even exhausted tea aves gathered from the tea-houses are kept, ‘ied, and madeoverand find their way inte ie cheap teas, The English government attempts to stamp rls out by confiscation; but no tea ts too ror fer us, and the result is, that probably ‘2 poorest teas used by any nation are those onsumed ts America. Peech’s Tea ts presented with the guar uty that it ts wncolored and unadulterated; 1 fact, the sun-cused ten leaf pure and simle, Ite purity inse~s Superior strength, . ‘bout one third less of t being required for u infusion then of the aruSelal and its ‘Fragrance and exquisite flavor is @& once aposrent, Is will bea revelation to you. In order that its purity and quality may be guar tnteed, it is sold only in pound packages earing this trade-mark; ” delve: Commercial Street, . "Pure As ote hood? Price Gte per youn, 4 eS . ae . ef «Sas ew A