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The Life of Bret Harte by Henry C. Merwin (1911) (422 pages)

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108 LIFE OF BRET HARTE
could not hit him with a shotgun at the distance of
seventy-eight yards. As a result the miner received five
shots, causing severe wounds, beside losing the bet,
which amounted to four drinks. After the first State
election, a magistrate holding an important office fulfilled a wager by carrying the winner a distance of three
miles in a wheelbarrow.
A characteristic scene in a Chinese restaurant is described as follows in the “Sacramento Transcript” of
October 8, 1850: —
“One young man called for a plate of mutton chops,
and the waiter, not understanding, asked for a repetition
of the order.
“«Mutton chops, you chuckle head,’ said the young
gentleman.
“Mutton chops, you chuckle head,’ shouted the
Chinaman to the kitchen.
“The joke took among the customers, and presently
one of them called out, ‘A glass of pigeon milk, you
long-tailed Asiatic.’
«A glass of pigeon milk, you long-tailed satic,’ echoed
the waiter.
“¢ A barrel of homceopathic soup, old smooth head,’
shouted another.
««« Arrel homepatty soup, you old smooth head,’ echoed
the waiter.
“A hatful of bricks,’ shouted a fourth.
“« Hatter bricks,’ repeated the waiter.
“By this time the kitchen was in a perfect state of
confusion, and the proprietor in a stew of perplexity
rushed into the dining-room. ‘What you mean by
pigeon milk, homepatty soup, and de brick? How you
cooking, gentlemen?’
“A yoar burst from the tables, and the shrewd
Asiatic saw in a moment that they were hoaxing his
subordinates. ‘The gentlemen make you all dam