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Grass Valley High School - Stray Leaves (371.STR.1910)(1910) (67 pages)
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Page: of 67
STRAY LEAVES 7
*Twas in a restaurant they met,
One Romeo and Juliet.
*Twas there he first fell into debt,
For Romeo’d what Julie’t.
Theorem: <A homely girl is better than a pretty one.
Given: One homely girl and one pretty girl.
Luyreve: That a homely girl is better than a pretty one.
Proof: 1. Nothing is better than a pretty girl.
2. A homely girl is better than nothing.
3. A homely girl is better than a pretty one.
ureshman to Senior—‘*Which should I say, ‘My boy
Henrv laid an egg on the table,’ or ‘My boy Henry placed
an egg on the table?’”
Senior (impatiently )—"Well, if you want something
to crow over, and he is that kind of a Hennery, let him
lay it on the table—if he can; otherwise have him place it
there.”
Demonstrandum Est.
it is interesting to note how last year’s scorned Freshmen have become indispensable Sophomores, and how
sadly lacking this school would be without the illustrious
1912,
Teacher—“Why don’t you speak louder?”
Student—*A soft answer turneth away wrath.”
Their meeting it was sudden;
Their meeting it was sad.
She sacrificed her sweet young life—
*Twas the only life she had.
She lies beneath the daisies
On a sunny hillside now.
Ah! there is always something doing
When a freight train meets a cow.
“Poul.” Umpire (at basketball game)
Dudge—“Where are the feathers:
Umpire—“You goose; this is the picked team from
Lineolu High.”
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