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May 18, 1854 (4 pages)

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@ pe. Ab Lee tenn IEC tate se eee 4 SH me oa he RB rte Cepase a + Woe dn. THE TELEGRAPH. a ee a ee 4 WEEKLY NEWSPAPER, PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, IN GRASS VALLEY. BY J. K. MOORE & CO. J. K. Moore, J. H. Mnuzr, Ww. E. Jones. Main Street, opposite the head of Church Street, TERMS: For one year, in advance,.. eae e 87,00 hon Six meine SSP oe aa °4,00 For three months,..:.... sss. sse08 2 : Aso ghia oe SES RE TS, . Husiness Cards. W. LOUTZENHEISER, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DRUGGIST. & APOTHECARY, One door West of = ic Hall, Main st. , Grass i . Grass Valley, Sep r 22, 1853. . CONN & MONTGOMERY, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, CONVEY ANCERS, &e. &c. Mill Street, Grass Valley. 27 tf WM. H. LAMB, WATCHMAKER AND JEWELER, Main Street, opposite Post Office, Grass bin March 1, 1854, DIBBLE, CARPENTER & SMITH, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Office at Nevada, in Davis’ building, Broad~-Street, Office at Grass Veter, 2 ae Street. DIBBLE, Feb. 23—n23—tf F. CHALLINOR, M. D., PHYSICIAN, SURG ‘& ACCOUCHEUR, Basement Story of the mic Hall, Grass Valley. Grass Valley, Septem 1853. tf DR. SHERIDAN, M. D. ROYAL COLLEGE, DUBLIN, AND ACCOUCHETR, Has removed his office to his house—-near the Gold Hill Mill. %. Medicinal advice to the poor Gratis. November 17—n9—tf T.J. BROWN & BROTHER, DEALERS IN GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, WINS, IIQUORS, &e. &e,, . Opposite the Bridge, Boston Ravine. vered free of charge. Grass Valley, Feb. 15, 1854. 22 tf T. J. BURGESS, Justice of the Peace and Attorney at Law, BROOKLYN, (LITTLE YORK TOWNSHIP,) Feb. 16, 1854. 22 tf HEYWOOD & BROTHER, Grocers & Provision Dealers, Boston Ravine. Also, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, Miners’ a &e.: = Goods delivered free of charge. 9 tf GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE. ONSTANTLY on hand a supply suited to the de3 mands of customers JOSEPH WILDE Boston Ravine, Feb. 9, 1854. 21 tf M. BEAN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Office Up Stairs, at the Golden Gate, Grass ae, Jan. 19, 1854. 18-tf N. H. DAVIS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, San Francisco. Will give prompt attention to all business entrusted to his care. Oct. 20, 1853—n5—2m. J. M. FOUSE, JUSTICE’S COURT, Mill st., Grass Valley, Sept. 29, 1853. tf R. EDWARDS & CO., Grocery and C: Bakery, Main street, opposite Dornin’s Daguerreotype Rooms, Grass Valley. nov24-tf E. McLAUGHLIN, WHOLESALE & RETAIL MANUFACTURER OF TIN, COPPER & SHEET-IRON WARE ; ; Dealer in Stoves, miner’s Tools, & Hardware generally. 4@~ East of ‘‘Masonic Hall,’’ Main Street, Grass Valley. Grass Valley, September 29, 1853—tf. n2 Book-store and Stationery By FRANCIS GALLER. Located one door west of Masonic Hall, Main Street Grass Vallev. November 34,—n7—tf VARMELY STORE, Bostou Ravine. M. EASTMAN, dealer in Groceries, Provisions, T, Wines and Liquors; Clothing and Miners’ Tools. Grass Valley, Jan. 4, 1854. 16-t£ Washing and Ironing. . DODGE, near the Empire Quartz Mill, in Boston Ravine, would respectfully inform the citizens of Grass Valley that she is prepared to do Washing and Ironing, in the neatest style, and would solicit the _attention of all who may feel disposed to favor her with a call. Grass Valley, Feb. 15, 1854. 22 tf CONSTANT Additions are being made to our BORDERS, TINT PLATES, TYPE, &C., which will enables us to print Cards, Circulars, Hand Bills, Law Blanks, Posters, Bill Heads, Certificates of , &e. &c., in Gold, Silver and Crimson Bronzes, an Variegated Colors, equal to any other establishment of the kind in this eountry. He struggled to-kiss her. But as smitten by lightning: he heard her G.6i 35: From the New York Spirit of the Times. An Original Love Story, She struggled the same To prevent him, so bold and undaunted ; ‘“‘Avaunt, sit 1?’ and eff he avaunted. But when he returned, with the rimypIsHEsT laugh, Showing clearly that he was affronted, And threatened by main force to carry ‘her-off, She cried ‘Don’t !’’ and the poor fellow donted. When he meekly approached, ‘and got down at her feet, aying loud, as before he had ranted, vould forgive him, aad eye Sweet, ih ᠀䌀愀渠ᤀ琀 you??? the dear girl re-canted. Then softly e whispered—‘‘How could you do ay I certainly }thought I was jilted, But come th9u with me, to the parson we’ll go’; Say, wilt t,jou my dear?’ and she wilted.Then gaily he. took her to see her new homes’ A shanty by no means enchanted— “See . here we can live with no longing to roam’? He said. ‘‘Shan’t we; my dear?’ So they ‘shantied. %.*From the Philadelphia Dollar Newspaper. A California Widow. ™ Ihave a the few we ery. ter whether, they he. tall or hort, slight and sylph-like or round and rosy, heart succumbs to. the beauties. Here’s a bumiper to widows! I have at least three in the eye of my memory—there’s a phrase for you—while I drink. : But of late Ihave been more wary. The old proverb says ‘a burnt child dreads the fire,’ which is very true like most proverbs—probably the reason they are voted vulgar—and. I, having had the wings of my fancy once scorched, eye askant the ‘garish flame.” Shall I tell you ‘the secret? I wouldn’t mention it to another living soul for the world, but somehow you have such a way with you that you get anything out of me you choose. Ah, I’m an innocent, unsophisticated creature still, in spite of all I have gone through—still confiding and unsuspecting. I sometimes feel that I am not properly appreciated in this world; many things have hinted so, even the deghlomtpners’ have vegan: ly intimated it—ask Mr. Harvey. Well, I’ll tell you my story, and.you shall sympathize with me, and if it gets out, we shall know that some of those practical newspapers—bucaneers of the high sea of literature—have stolen it, as they are wont to do contents of the ‘Dollar,’ and as they take the first that comes, supposing that all must be good, ‘they may pounce on my heart leaf —won’t they be deceived ‘a few? But there —don’t smile—I feel melancholy. Heigh ho! I’m thinking of ‘La Denieres de (Mes) Veuves !” I made one of the two hundred passengers on a noble steamer, during a certain trip it took down the Mississippi—you needn’t consult the books to find out more particularly. Iwas with no acquaintance, and being a bashful man, the first day or two seemed very dull. But the third morning, upon going on deck for a promenade, I met face to face, an old schoolmate. who had got on board at—— during the night. Of course, I played delighted ; one always must when ove meets a former chum ; though, let me remark. en passant that nine times out of ten, it’sa confounded bore. We took several turns up and down the deck, discoursing of old times, old flames, and other old memories, which it is seldom wise to call up, and had begun to make a move towards the cabin, when I felt my companion’s hand tighten on my arm, and I saw him bow to the prettiest piece of book muslin it was ever my good (?) fortune to behold. ‘Isn’t she a stunner?’ said he, in reply to my eager enquiries. ‘She came from F——_ with me, and is going to New Orleans. Shé’s young to be left a widow, eh? There’s a chance for you, old fellow! I remember your former penchants in that line!’ A widow—that adorable creature! My heart leaped up into my mouth at the thought, and would, I have no doubt, have sprung out and fallen at her feet, had I not taken the precaution to close my lips. ‘Probably you wouldn’t feel at liberty to present an old friend ?’ I said faintly, growing wonderous affectionate. ‘Not the least hesitation in life, *pon honor. Cast anchor a minute, and feast on those eyes, while I speak with her.’ He made his way to the spot where she was standing, and I saw a smile, bright as—as—, your own, lady reader, steal over her face and there was an unexplored mischief in the dimples which deepened about her mouth. ‘All right, old fellow,’ said S., grasping my arm, ‘come along! I’ve paved the way; now you must walk in and surprise Smythe’s ghost almost to waking.’ ‘God forbid!’ muttered I, as we moved toward her, ‘anything but that,’ for 7 always had a horror of spirits, unless you expect such as come in cut glass decanters, (pass that bottle !) In an hour I was intimate with the enchanting relict, and when my friend left us, he congratulated Mrs. Smythe on having _:. block and. almost, persuading. -him,:to elope, . happy_.with the. widow, vas og ol iend missed him, though, he was P me, diiouch ‘to the fogs, and inhal ' . they were more, me ‘to. me than the found someone who owas, going the whole route. I pressed: his hand at parting, and even hinted something] like. sorrow for a trick I once played him, of. dressing up;a miliner’s. with it. But S., good easy soul, wep deks Te-. vengeful. ‘A mere boyish freak ! exclaimed he.” iGo your length, my boy. Rather more y Iding than Madame Modiste’s shape which ‘you made me think was a ‘piquant grisette, eh?} Good bye!” and he left me to make Ah, that was a happy ti we were detained several hours for three successive days by dense fogs, I was grateful vigorously — winds of Arab, Soi Saag Mee . fear 3 yor widow, with a wicked glance, one evening, after I had been talking love to her by the light of the stars; I fear’ you are’ very ‘suseptible!? and she shook her head. ‘T don’t know of a heart that wouldn’t suecumbto.a goddess,’ returned I, pressing lier . hand courageously, and the widow smiled.’ ‘S. told me ters age a fit s ‘ou. were a poet, and sivsiins: naughty poets,’ and she tapped my hand'§rith her taper Angers, while, my poor heart—oh, Jupiter . : Ina none = re—for moonlight always puts the devil into me— sevlanghing waters and twinkling starsq¥oui have listened ‘to a declaration, but the widow wouldn’t stay! The mischievous creature vowed it was cold—she felt it sensibly—and she coughed ia proof, tying. a laced kerchief coquettishly about her neck, very well aware that it only made her the handsomer. She always managed to turn the cotiversation, when it grew to be personally tender, and was evidently nearing a certain. point,'. ° for women are like» fishermen, when they’re sure the bait has taken and the flounder fast, they like to dally with the line before pulling itin. Caught I certainly .was—fast.at the end of the widow’s line, and only waiting for her to draw me up. Excuse me for growing so piscatorial—my being on the river at that time accounts for BY, reminiscences taking such @ turn! * The lady was.all affability. She would Walk On deck with meo-for hanrs, whilaT carried her fan and trembled beneath her black eyes; but every day for a certain time she was invisible, shut up in her state-room, and what she was about I couldn’t discover—at least I didn’t then, but came to the conclusion she was offering sacrifice to appease the manes of old Smythe. We were nearing the ‘Crescent City,’ and and still that pent up secret burdened my sensitive bosom, for the relict had so artfully eluded the topic when I felt my chance had come, that I had found no opportunity of revealing my passion. It was the sunset of the last day—the beautiful city spread out before us in the distance —we should reach it: in an hour. ‘Could I go from that lovely being ignorant of my fate? No, useless to think of it. I drew her to a seat apart from the confusion that reigned supreme above and below. and while the engine throbbed a heavy bass accompaniment to my full heart’s song, (there’s ‘a neat sentence,) I toid her all. How eloquently I talked! I threw timidity aside—I gave her no time to speak,though once or twice she raised her hand, as if about to interrupt me. At last she desisted, and set by my side quiet, her glorious eyes cast down, her slender hand resting passively in the one which had taken it prisoner, and the crimson of sunset tinging her pale cheeks with its delicate’ flush. Heavens! how lovely she looked ! Icould paint her picture from memory; I did once, and wore it for—no matter how long—till a new love affair drove the fair relict from my heart, or my head; or wherever it might: be she was lodged. I must have spoken for moments, though it seemed-to me that I had said
nothing, my breast wag still so full. I thought those rose tinged fingers clasped mine with a gentle pressure—that cheek flushed: for a moment, then to its.usual statue-like paleness— her emotion almost overpowered her. ‘You need not speak, angel woman,’ I whispered ; ‘no words are needed; I understand all you would say! to prize aright the priceless treasure of your love.’ The widow drew ‘her hand from mine, and raised those dark eyes with a look of —— ing astonishment. ‘I fear you have strangely’ misunderstood my situation,’ she said quietly—her sang froid never deserted her for a moment. ‘No, no,’ Lexclaimed passionately ; ‘S. tola me all. I know that your husband did not leave you. wealthy, but do you think I am base enough to care for money! No, dearest of women, my soul is above such sordid speculations; I love: you for yourself—it is you that I desire—you only! -Give yourself} . to me—lay that lily hand:in-mine, and mis per “Iam yours!” I know my mantier was svete: of Charles Kean—I had always a taste for the stage: , you, ‘s paid th the widow, gently. e very susceptible! !? said the Heaven teach me . . . this bill :at-all,-sir, when you made it?’* said abou bursting erin ina more Cen than be fore—and i stopped, asin duty bound. ‘S. did not tell y you. quite all, my, friend ;, he you. have been going,.1 like’ @ poet. There’s a serious impedime 7 se -way of . my marrying you. . gs om oS i He a6 you mean? J oath what do, you ? Is it: ‘because ay ‘known . each 61 er 80 little time 1° 6, ‘ielleeg = “Hush, don’t speak” 30 loud, and Tn ‘tell p "wee ihe liitle imp, and ist va into them, crowing: gayly, : and su zeying me I mean,’ said the lady, ‘that it’ --Ob-. stacle more serious than short acquaintance.’ Iwas dumb. ‘When my husband comes to. New Orleans from San Franciseo, \do call— thanks to your kind attentions—you’ ve made the journey very pleasant. : a: ee ae When I recovered my . powers of speech, the supposed relict was gone.. The maid gave me a note ; it was from S., and I bhaetily tore it open. ‘Old chum, before this eta: your eye you ‘will have congratulated:.my fair cousin on her expected meeting with her spouse, My friend, you once bade me beware of milliners’ block—I return the warning: “Bew. CALIFORNIA wipows!’?? 3 CHARACTERISTIC’ OF, THE Six—We were a good deal amused; the other day, at a-cireum“stance which occurred in ong ef; the cars on the New York and. Erie, Raijroad. “It.was; ever escapes, and who thus describes it : On.a seat two or three’“removes”,from me, sata smart Yankee-looking avoman, ‘with a dashing sew silk, , jauntily upon. then thristing’ outiof his head, sat a:man of somewhat foreign air and, manher. . The woman watched: him with every ap-’ pearance of interest, and at last said to him: Do you see’ that hand-bill there, telling ‘you . i ot-to puyour arms'and head out of ba carwititlows?7—" ~ bey i ht The man tnidle:x no » reply, save to fix upon the speaker a pair of pale, watery blue eyes; and presently went out his head again, and half his-hody, from the car window. “Do you understand English?” asked the woman. “Yaw,” was the reply. “Then why don’t you keep your head out of the window?” There was no reply of any kind, to this appeal. At length he put his head out a third time, just asthe cars were passing at a long wooden bridge. The lady started back, and once more exclaimed : “Do you understand English 2” ; “Yaw—yaw ! “Then why don’t you keep ‘your head out of the window? Want to get killed?” No response. And a fourth time he narrowly escaped collision with some passing object. The woman could “stand it”? no longer. “Why don’t you keep your head out of the window? ‘The next thing you know, your head ‘will be smashed into a jelly, and your brains will be all over my dress—that is, if’ you’ve got any—and I don’t much believe’ you have!”? We had mistaken the object of the woman’s solicitude which at first seemed;to be, a tender regard for the safety, of her fellow passenger ; but, when the truth “leaked out,’’ coupled with so very equivocal a compliment to his intelligence, a laugh was heard in the car that drowned the roaring of, the wheels. [Harper’s Magazine. A Jew once lent a large sum of money to a man for whom he had professed great friendship. but instead of charging the usual’ rate of interest, 6 per cent., he charged nine per cent. The borrower remonstrated, and asked the usurer if hé did not believe ‘in the existence of ‘a God. He replied that he did. “Do you not fear to exact an unlawful interest from an old friend in His sight?” asked the debtor. “Ah, I thought of: that, too; but when God looks down uponit. from above, the nine will appear like a six!’ exclaimed the mane Hebrew, with a grin. A SETTLEMENT. —“Did you mean to settle the creditor in a passionate manner. *‘Humph!, keep cool my good friend,’’ ‘mid the debtor, puffing a cigar with most, admi-. rable sang bbos (3 * — want a settlement?” eee : “9 be: sure, Tdo, sir.” “Well, iy dear sir, I assure you. Ti to settle, and when I méant to settle, tha clearly a settle-ment! . Ha, ha,, hat. ‘Good morning, my friend, [ll see you in the fall!” '. money bags, the overwh witnessed by a friend whom no, “good”? thing®) stru, i go d anew bonnet, set: Meats and: beside her, looking out of. the: window. “and “every now ‘and: need Ser ead ; a + a z ui aS eae ae at te a A vi . ishaates $s BROOM 3 et toprastpend nde 0 _v el a seeks 1g tes ak ames $$ Tse, Love.or Moxex.—dn, the. gatechism-of tin balsas the Nineteenth Century, says Hiram Faller; } — a the true answer to the question, ““What:is:. , Whalever the wind nai ‘do the chief end of man?”?; should.be--Moxay. . Cannot, be ‘denied’ that’ ti When. one pauses to refleet. upon . iver] OVer anew Heats «0 sal scramble after “‘the root. evil ” the. Professor Agassiz fas money-mania ofMhe aay C= a sort of that the negro does not befon a-* eh 1m a jealous phedér se ; a mé'to be the fail EA RT AI ease i iediinpame tor gh fo it, wae t, . reeently: built peng: cite . Starve for it, preach for it, } . trip, and proved an’ excellent’ hea pir, _ it, and:die’ for it. And’. 5, froth tres opha the imetal ata’ Ab madness for money ig th est of the passions; it'is' ‘the i loch of’ the® “hon : ae: writer. in, Aethourae, dintegliag se.) SAYS eae etna Soran! . whieh is, blown in from the Great Dest. eternal world. Fathers sell their daughters . It, is said .that the last -words arene for gold ; and temples’ ddicdted'to. religion . Clay; were, . {hk pe ponies sairss are used as marts for thieisp oa ye eR)? Sine t : =" tering teniptation: yee a? RO) Le Sir-T, Brave a $ ‘int “Steer he ana ‘and who veelailng love. th ren as the “apple of their eye f all hat He . 2 me dl of all that sacred i n affections; ‘even: traffics ini the awful °s m in educatio » pleasure inheg “. , mck by rie of Bsr nd keep, them cramped 2 serable. for the sixteenth century. : lack of money, throug] * ine earlier and. ay Jeral Constietter years of eS ce ; and when eath relaxes the 1d man’s grasp from his avalanche. of . wealth becomes often a curse rather than. a . Blessing to his heirs, Haman. life at longest, ste ef ie than a7, ‘ig-but a span—a fleeting. dream—a passing . " apparition in the -phantasmagora of Time. . ., What folly to devote it to an unscrupulous. efor that, “which perisheth with the #9? od 4 3 ever. rey said’ that the 5 that 'p ay enjoins that the bon of the se vi . ing the s on, i shall Ot_ex len; th. yee ‘i Ww using he The following ‘sxiicles we copy f tvahe. the New York Times. We fancy it will prove} — Bn ote an, item of important intelligtaine to most of: savant, that « mankind i sh our readers:... %F a — . The First Railroad in. California» as ais, bea hammer than an anvil commenced, under. favorable auspices. It is’ called the “Sacraniento Valley Railroad,” and in the course:of seven hours, killed.nine and -will Maes Sacre the he ss Sta deer; two ee: as! a oe Ce site : Hr 46, _. f great piangech omens: and 80, li like i, T dare not that the cost of PEcviae’ at war. estab! lishment of the United States hag been over f A bunter: in Misgouri sredifa oat cial ty v + Paes ok ey i s. cars, and a complete outfit for the road. A’ for the invention of .a “psychograph, or apportion of the road will bé in:operation with. } paratus for indicating a person’s thougtits by in one year. The Railroad Agency of S. the agency of nervous electricity.” Seymour & Co. furnished an efficient corps of] 4 \¢tter-writer ih Canada West says :— engineers, and a party to manage the details . .-y6y can’t knock down a farmer in the whole of construction, in charge: of T. D. Judah, country, and find less than two hundred Ibs. Esq. of Buffalo, who has accepted the post of. in his pocket ?”” Chief Engineer of the road. He is.a man’ of It is generally allowed that thé¥e is more most reliable experience and ability, and we of what is ¢alled chiselled beauty i in Amériéa feel assured that the enterprise could not th E an in Europe. have fallen into better ‘hands. . Col. Wilson has manifested in the management of this Railroad, of which he is controlling proprietor, a:degrée of tact and energy, which is of itself an assurance of success. He isa model It is said that forty-eight hours’ abstinence from liquids of all kinds, will kill'a cold completely.” which knows “no ‘such word as fa‘l,” and{ leave toadd—l desire to assure you—that. I State in the highest position’ among commermight see the emotion of my heart.” (Val: cial communities. Boston capitalists, with. $2" boy from the gallery) —“Wouldn't Sa their usnal forecast, have subscribed with . Pave in your stomach do this time *” avidity to a largé amount of stock, which will prove, beyond doubt, the most productive of its kind in America or the world. now in progress are completed. “Mother, cant I go and have my daguerreotype taken?” No, my child, I guess it isn’t worth while.” “Well, then, you might let me have a tooth pulled ; I never go ‘anywhere.’ = BREAKING THE News.—Cuff had been out with the ‘cart and oxen, and returning, his master asked him what was the trouble? _ “Why, massa, de whedl is broke.” “Ts that all, Cuff?” “No; massa, de tongue broke ‘too.”® “What, did the oxen run. away ?”’, “Yes, massa, and kill denigh,ox.’’ “Ts if possible, Cnt?” “And de.off ox, too, massa. ” achieved.—Music from ‘‘Hernani.’’ of America.—[“: “Spangled Banner. w perfect smash up, and that.is the.reason,why yon come. back ; why didn’t you tell me,so?”’ “Why, massa,” said Cuff, scratching. his wool, “T spose dat one wheel broke be ficient At a late trial, the defendant, why was not familiar with the multitude of words which the law employs tomake,a trifling charge, af“In short—ladies and, gentlemen,” said an of the enterprising ‘and progressive spirit . overpowered orator, “I can only say—I beg which is destined to’ place this new Western . Wish I had a window in my bosom that y ou The three dollar gold coin, authorized by Congress, will be: issued.as. soon as hed dies Epvucation.—The power “by. ah. all, eg stacles,may, be. overcome,.and all triumphs: . CIVIL AND Revierots Liperty. —The strong “Go, you. black raseal, you, baye, made a basis upon which rests the power and strength . Van of itself individooly, without proceeding into . de entire argument ob de cart and oxum.”’ A debating society out west, wishes to or a mother’s.’ We answer, a mother’s—for she grieves forever, while a wife ‘hangs on’ for only.a’month or two: When Mrs. ‘Dash lost Mr. Dash, she was ‘so taken® down” by the ‘awful occurrence, that she wished the ‘mountaings’ ‘would open their mouths and ‘swaller’ her up, chambermaids, brooms and lor’s, seeking consolation ‘in’ a place of ice cream _— a inieribn-dolteet vest. Piece ba We, once rotors ot bie his opinion:ef; a-person. in the fellowing istyle of “Classics,: as . punch out he ‘pith of a-herse-hair, and pat in forty thousand -such : aaa ag shake ‘them up, and they’d rattle:!? know ‘what Jove is the strongest—a wife’s’ all. Eight weeks after,we found her at Tay) I, could) take/. said he ‘the little . : {. end. of nothing, whittle, it. down to.a point, horge?” said our’ friend, ‘ter listening a while to, the reading of the, in; dictment, jumped up. and said, . “Them ‘ere allegations, is false, and, that ere alligator knows, it!” The woman who undertook es “scour the country” gave up the job on account of ihe high price of soap. The last cause of jealousy is that of a lady who discarded her lover, a sea captain, because, in speaking of one of his ‘voyages, te ‘said he hugged the shore. The man “who. was driven to destruction. had to walk back. A friend of ours, who was @ few ste in the country’ yesterday, relates the following : A mile or so from’ or he met a boy on horséback, crying’ With cold. Why don't you get’ down and lead the ‘that’s the way to. j warn.’ — ‘1% a b-borrowed horse, and rr ride bim: if I freeze.’