April 17, 1901 (4 pages)

ovember,, me at the corporation . ‘> ‘that your . the Mokitiney m pany t Ming hel chase! ation iy the a ving its 4 ove, in the Gat Calitornuia, ‘thi . tion of said Pro. . to the use'thereo, Bree gaged in th . wand working tig: ern, State of Cali. . ot the identity of . and trouble 09. : din. various ways . y brought into com . identity of name, _ Company Of Say . hat ‘it ee fires sme, and demands ll change its my 2ger @ Conflict be’! and confusion jg . son of the identity ” itioners pray that . 38 Honorable Court for the hearing of . proof of the rub: for the time andij raid ~ after he : ort uf this pe ition, . order chacelag ual ‘the Pro perity Oil’ ‘ick brosperity Pe hat such other and” y be had iu relatia . aay seem proper, © ili ever pray, ete. 4 : bia =a ea 40TH YRAR—NO, 13,205. 7 oe pokes ateiee THE TRANSCRIPT, by Mail, $6a Year, _ By Carrier, 12 1-2 Cts a Week. the O14 Lady Tasted vipsn Walked, rhe ae nee ea e old lady was thot weed’ to ‘tre ing on the Broatiway carn bing evidently spent her youth ‘nnd middle The . Only Correct Shoulder .:: Brace For Sale at Dickerman ’s. DRUGS, STATIONERY, PHOTO GOODS. age in the rural regions; but-dowbtléds she called old Ireland home. ‘The. conductor, who differed little from the rest of his kind, came through the car calling for fates. ‘The ola’ Woman held out her hand, fn which a nickel was tightly clutehed, thén' drew it suidénly back as: if she had made some mistake. “I want niy ‘resate’ first,’ she said in a-rich Doolian dialect. . ‘The conductor paid no heed; but, please.” on I want my ‘tesate,’” stie'repeatSNo receipts, ‘la@y,” safd “the ‘stolid con rr “IR have to have your . fare.” ; “My son told me not to give up any sisted tlie old: woman ‘stoutly. The Kind lady with the swéet ‘fate and Paris clothes proffered ‘the ‘assurance that it was “all right,” that: nobody got receipts. ° “See, I pay my fare without one,” she said, giving the condfictor & dithe and the woman a redssuritig smile But the woman was born. “E want my ‘resate,’” sne reiterated. towatd the old woman and smiled. The conductor without a word passed. on through the car, which lurched and swayed through Union square. She*of' the “resate” shook her head grimly,. settled herself back In her seat and held on to the nickel, determined not’to. For City Marshal. Hi SHEARER Will be a candidate for the office of Election May 6:h. a4 City Marshal. relinquish ‘it: without the necessary ac-knowledgmént.—New York Mail and Express. The Preacher Was Glad She Swore. The daughter of a well known clergyWANTED A RECEIPT. — . hold'ng out his hand, demanded, “Fare, J money without getting a ‘resate,’” in. The conductor mechanically held out. a nickel to the kind lady of the Paris gown, but she shook her head, nodded. man in Wasbington had a severe atB Gichis DSRS LS MME 2 Sarr ee aoe om NEP Ices eae, eae ieee D0) Her Own Selection, ~~ \Phrough, oceans of remnants and bons the puffing big woman. towed the meek little man, “What In the world shall I send’ her,, . Soh ?” she blustered. “Corte, ' 4 ‘sothething that ‘would plenseAunt Bet-. sy. Something imexperisive. Why; don’t you say something?” we & _ “Stationery, books or workboxes,”” uggest ‘the Ineek Httle man. © ; “Nothing of ‘the kind. You ‘couldn't welect a present for the ashnan. I will look at some of those fancy bo: ‘of soap.” piKcaieose They were before the-soap: and she liad her finger on an el box contéiding six. found: cakés ‘of . whitesoap. — : “Fancy and perfumed!” s ; lifting a cake. “The very thing that would please her the fiiost. You may wrap that up. miss:” “But, my dear,” protested the meek “You just keep quiet. I @on’t care for any Suggestions from @ person without taste.” “Really”— “Keep quiet, John Tenbrook!” It seemed as if her voice had pene trated every corner of.tlie great store, and the little man shrank away in mortification. s a s s s s s “Well, John, what did she say: about the little gift? Something nid, I know.” “She returned it.” “What?” aN “¥eég: you will find a note in the bor.” She unfolded the missive and read: “Niece—I return the box of shaving soap. . am @ little too old to appreciate the joke of being called the ‘Bearded Lady.’ Your Aunt Betsy.”—Chicago News. Woeful ‘Ignorance, F FParmer—See here. you! You remember putting two lightning rods on my barn last spring. don’t you? Well, that parn was struck six weeks after and ‘sated Bet ie ‘his. tastes, The person with a ware A Oe ‘ ¥ ” TOR ARTS SS, BEE eee gis AL; WEDNESDAY EV nology ny afd, Kindred, sci. ences, there are some “tegen of feature that are quite often indicative py ’ teats ban oe ” sald an observant man, “From’uo one feature of the face can the disposition be mea ‘eonrately read than from the lips an especially the upper lip. The lower one is less prophetic. ~~ : a short, sharp! nedriy al ‘ot happy, lovable disposition. One with a short but ‘straight upper lip is-apt to of'a‘low order of intellect and coarse it straight upper lip is the one to beware of. He bas a, will like adamant, is not always thoroughly trustworthy, ts apt to be quarrelsome and jealous and ts more oftpn than not an unmitigated politician. If He ts gifted with a strong intellect, He! will'make bis mark in one ‘way! of another; if he is not, he may become a harmless person, a parasite or a scoundrel, The man whose upper lip. protrudes’ is apt to be a shrewd business man. cided dtpop at thé corners may be a bumorist, a hypechondriac or a ‘poet. The possessor of a thouth curved in the style of Cupid’s bow ts indeed happy. “for in nine cases out of ten he alsc possesses a refined, esthetic and yet practical nature, susceptible to every' beautiful and ennobling influence.”Chicago Record. ; Old \ashioned Cancer Cure. Take the common sheep sorrel which grows ih your yard and whicb children eat because. of its sourness, mash it up into a pulp in some vessel that will gave all the juice that would otherwise be lost, thén put it Into a bag and squeeze out’all the juice on to a pewter plate to get some of the acid from the metal, then put this out in the sun and let it dry until about as thick as tar. then put in tight bottle. If the skin is not broken, put a drop of chlo E . thing to eat and was just sitting down t . ed the ‘woman who came to Wait on “The person whose movth has a de [ NING, APRIL 17, ro01. ee ecnrenannigtach anmanieunel RST. IN 1860 BY N. P, BROWN & CO, HIS HAT AND UMBRELLA. This Man Took a Quick Luncheon Sign at Its Word, He was undoubtedly from the country. i umbrella, a big cotton affair, wo ve given him away even had he not had one trousers leg tucked into a boot. He wandered into one of the ‘big. quick luscheon places in lower Broadway. He was looking for someata table when:his eye caught a sign Which read: “Watch Your Mats! The ‘Management Will Not Be Responsible For Umbrellas and. Hats Uniess Checked by the Cashier.” ‘ hier?” he ask_. “Where's thia her tim. door,” said the waitress. = The farmer. stalked to the cashier's desk and laid down his umbrella and a big hat that was new five or six years ago. The cashier looked up in amaze tment. . ‘ “Keep your hat,” she said. “It will be all right.” ae . The farmer walked back to his table,. read the-sign again and thought It over. Then ‘he, climbed on a chair and, took the'sign from its hook. He carried it up to the cashier. “What does this mean?" he asked. People were beginning to laugh, and the pretty cashier got red tn the face. Ste took the hat and umbrella and “wrote out @ receipt. It was the first time In her life that she had been asked to check a hat, and she has been a York Tribune. Couldn't See the Humor, ‘ “} can’t for the life of me see,” re marked an Englishman during the course of conversation with Nat Goodwin once, ‘‘what-people mean by Amerfean humor. Tome all humor is alike, whether it be of American or English origin. Perbaps:you can ‘explain to me just what distinguishes American humor from any other sort?” children’s ' «Bp there in the little cage by the}. cashier more years than one.—New er eee noun: —— —AND— ” FESTIVAL: <a AF oes, canner And continuing four cays. Monday, April 29th. . A special train will be ran deci Grass Valley on Friday evening, May 8rd. (GRASS VALLEY NIGHT.) VauderilleEntertainment At Nevada Theatre rd Under Direction of Miss Rogers. ANC DANCING, Cake-Walk by 44 Children $ to 6 Years Old DRILLS ‘and CHARACTER SONGS. (pa Aw Bxceltent Musical aid’ Literary Programme Each ‘Evening. ‘also Daticidg. ; ———\ ADMISSION 2% Ocnts. ADMISSION..... 35 CTS A fine ditiner will be served Resérved. Seats Wedbesday and Thursday, May Ist Chilaren...: Pee Se ge spe 2nd, from 12 to2 p. m., at Conlan’s otel, CalfuiaSamlag Wats pg yA6 a RANGES GEO. W. DOWNEY, Agent, Nevada City. Nevada City Assay Office, Assaying of Ores of all description. Maas ractious Ores a speciaity. Mail or E d det nO SUGHI. besal uecens below National Hotel. ; T. H. HICKS & CO. . CHAS. B. TEGLER, Proprietor ‘psn FT — Commereial St., opp. Transcript Blook. kk Tedler’s Confectionary Ie heatquarters for the best bananas and orauges to be procured in the market: Also the choicest of confectionery . ND THE REDUCTION OF PROFESSIONAL CARDS tack ‘of scarlet fever when she was 3 years old which resulted in deafness. Up to that time she’had been'a regular little chatterbox, doing -her infantile best to carry out the proverbial: Being a woman,.she’ll talk forever! Upon her recovery her ‘parents were® nearly heartbroken to find that she had aot only lost ber hearing, but the power of speech as well. Whether she had really forgotten how to talk or whether: it was obstinacy or lack of confidence’ they could not determine, but despite all efforts of the best tutors the child remained a mute. ride of potash or lye on it to break the skin and then apply the sorrel on the cancer, Just covering it. with a thin eoat. If sthe sorrel gets too thick, @ little water -will make it so that it can ‘be handled. : The pain will he severe, but it is otherwise harmless. It will stop hurting in a few hours. Keep up these appilcations, one every day, until the cancer can be lifted out without pain. It took “four days in my Case. The sorrel will cook the cancer, but it does not eat it as it does the flesh, hence it eats all the flesh away. and lets the cancer loose. When you see the cancer, put the sorrel on it‘and not on the flesh, burned down. . Peddler—Struck by lightnin?: “It was.” “In the daytime?” “No: at night.” ts ’y’ been a Gark*night, wasn't “Yes: dark as pitch.” “Lanterns burnin?’ “What laiterns?”’ “Didn't you run lanterns up ‘em on dark nights?” ; is “Never heard of anything I!ke that.” “Well, if: yon don't know. enough to ; _ {keep your lightnin rods showln you One day when she was nearly 10. i needn't. blame: me. G-lang!” — New years of age she was playing with a . York Weekly. . b eat, and with as much cruelty as — ae When the cancer is out, heal the sore still standing. . though she were of the sterner sex she }Bright Little Sammy, with any sind. of healing ointment.—J. . “De pou wish to Khow where the used its tall as a handle with which to Sammy (who is never allowed to stay A. Wayland In Appeal to Reason. stofice is? be nsited ick it up. ‘The poor animal, not appre. Out of school) -Howdie Huriburt didn't ayengemr yp whe ; ” p Pp Pp : No,’ said the other man. clating the economic use of the afore. Come to school all day. The Englishman’ ‘ JM. WwW ; 1 _w “s e Englishman’s gaze was vacant. M. WALLING, said tail, inflicted a deep scratch across . Mamma—Why not. Sammy? “Just turn it qyer in your mind for a Attorney : at : Law, the chubby little hand. _Summy—’Cause his mother died. few minutes and tell me what COR. BRU. and. bs you . , \FRICR—TILL&Y BUILDING, AD “Damn that catt” she sald, flinging it ee ee ee think of it,” said Mr. Goodwin. () nd Pine str ors, Nevada Civ =a 5 day? own. 3 he was, clasped his hands and, raising out a whole week. won’t be offended will you. old cha Oo is eyes to heaven, exclaimed: Sammy (suspiciousiyy—Ob, 1 know! Ne tiuéinured, “Bat an I ik “Thank God, that child has spoken at . You mean to die In vacation. —Harlem the shit : ne a s : Life. 4 y were both blawsted rude!”—Satlact'*—Dotrait Free Presa. . ~ —_ bee cnled a SPECIAL NOTICE. ee RD, D reetor. Kido, Director, LRATH, Director, LLM, Director, For City Marshal. UKINS, Director. ao AtS vicesiee ED. A. TOMPKINS ; 4 Will be a candidate for re-election tothe office of Vity Marshal. Election May 6th. ad NOTICE xeeptas to mami” = ictuie f/ TAX PAYERS. a to before me thi -y Public in and for tate of Coline 7 “well,” replied Mr. Goodwin, “T think the American type of humor is rather more subtie. It doesn’t always fully {upress ftself upon you at once. The gore you think about it the funnier § seems. 1 can perbaps best flustrate my meaning with a little story. ‘A man was walking along the street one day whét he passed another man who was carrying a letter in his hand. __“ Pardon me,’ said the man with the letter. ‘Do you know where the postoffice is? “ ‘Yes’ said the other man and pars ed on. .On second thought he decides that he ‘had ‘been rude‘and went back to ‘where the man with the letter was 1. C. LINDLEY, Attorney and Counselor at Law. (FRC STILLEY BUILDING (UP STAIRS) ll street, corner Notice is hereby given that no person is authorized to represent the Nevada County Traction Company, in the matter of Right of Way,. unless producing written authority therefor. , st duly sworn. sayy pit: the Presiden @ auy; that said com9 «gunized and exis’ > of the laws of th d has its principal Nevada City, in the id State; that atfiat petition and FRANK POWER, Attorney and Counselor at Law. AGENT FOR THE BEST FIRE AND LIFE Tusurance Comp nies. Office on Pine street. near Courthouse. FRED SEARLS, Attorney and Counselor at Law. Ww ILL ERAOTIGS In ALL THE COURT Signed, P. F. SIMONDS, anos, (NEW YORK BAKERY, Wik craonce imran eats a¥>] GEORGE HURST, Prop. JOHN MARTIN. Noticé is hereby. given that the SECOND INSTALLMENT OF STATE AND COUNTY TAXES Will. become delinquent on Monday, April 29,1904 At 6 o'clock, p. m. Five per cent. will be added -to the amount of all Taxes reTintted States Innehed ublication. athae Wen OF THE INTERIOR, MARYSVILLE, UaLt © March 18, 1001. y GIVEN iHAC THE ettier has fied notice, e tinal proof ia that said proof will gister and ‘at Maryavile, Val, :: Thomas J. Byrd No. 9220, tor the NB N.W. % and N. WX N., K. 8 K., M.D. M ng Witvesses to prove © ce upon and cultivi :: Thomas 1. Beval . . Edwin A, Forbes of . beter Mondada of JOHNSON, Register. eat) a The Bishop Knew Him, A story current about the bishop of {.ondon represents him as a bored Iistener to a windy speech. Turning toa *ellow sufferer, he said, “Do you. know hat speaker?” “No,” was the answer. “] do.” said the bishop. “He speaks 3nder many aliases, but his name is Thomas Rot.”—London News. The ‘tiie allowed by the Ci vy Trustees for the completion of ALL PLUMBING WORK ‘has nearly expired, and if you have neglected this important duty it will be MON EY IN YOUR POCKET -and save you much trouble to have this work done NOW. ? AVING ASSUMED THE MANAGEMENT of this well-known bakery, 1 am prepared to furnish the public-with the finest Bread, Pies and Cakes Nelivered free to any part of thecity. Wed ding cakes and Fancy Pastry a specialty CRAND OPENING * « # New Spring and Summer Stock Arrived.. ‘ Everybody invited to call and examine it Suits $12 up Pants $3.50 up Ladies’ Dress Goods for , tailor-made suits at lowest prices New establishment on Broad Street, next door to [iss Stevers’ Millinery Shop. . AT" Latico, the Tailor — eR RS aes: Sig: THOS. S. FORD, © Attorney and Counselor at Law, ( pPEICB—LOWES BUILDING, COR. COM. merataland Pine rr-ete, a _ < . Bayles Lunch Herring Choicest Cream Wheat Cream Oats Creole Rice «+ .. PUT UP FOR P. G. SGADDEN They are ail bis,own brands and are guaranteed to be fresh and wholesome. Get no other. Sitlow eR ae D8 as 4 e $28 é * aaa maining unpaid after the above date. J. J. JACKSON, Treasurer and Collector. , ” Nevada City, April 6, 1901 RINE SKAHABN, Di n by the undersigned » estate of Le ‘the creditors of aul” ims against the sald © hem, with the necth four months after it ig notice to the Ire .e law office of 4 e same being the plait eo i of Nevada. \H I, SHURTLBF?, e Estate of Ca hie 11th day of Marth Let ES AER A CREE eae w. W. WAGGONER, Civil Engineer and Surveyor. UTY SURVEYOR D MEY tea b boverte’ Chek. Neada Citv. MRS. D. ff. COMBS, Hair Store, 818 K St, Sacramento, Cal. SWITCHES, WiuS and WAVES Of All Shades. Agent for Mrs. Nettie Hatrigon’s Cosmetics. Mail oriere solicited. E. W. SCHIIUDT, asi’ a Publication. mento, Cal., Mareh tty Can do your work as CHEAP, SATISFACTORILY and {EXPEDITIOUSLY as any plumber in the county and ; guarantees his work tolast. I have first class plunibers who take pride in their work and they are ready to do your work at any time. SY GIVSN THAT He ed settler to, make We Weep the ‘firest quality of this article and our machine doés the chipping. Chipped Beef. Boiled Ham. Lady Adams Tomatoes. et he are the finest in the market and every can is guaranteed. Only 10 cents a aiass. Crescent Jelly & Jain. This article can’t be beat LEADING CIGAR DEALER, él a anywhere aad our castomers all recommend it‘as being equal to ee Street.ccoccess eocvess MOVAUS ; et home-made jeliy and jam. F ‘ AGENZY ADING LADY, Best 5 Cen gar \ syst A . NEVADA COUNTY BANK, GENERAL, annum wUMBOEDE MPT . __ ae = NEVADA CITY, CAL. Peerless Saloon. /SOMETHING NEW! La Boga waRMawra Neavda City Transfer Co. Apricot Cordial. DRAYING AND HAULING. pe articular attention ald . to the or transpor Clam Juice Oyster Cocktails The Celebrated H. B. Whiskey At ‘‘Tom’s Place.” jes. Pigag ens Suraltore moving: BT ie 7. H. LIMNELL, Prop’r. NEW YORK HOTE!. JAS. CHIVELL, Lesser. Ready toslice. With this you can prepare a meal inside of a mivate. SEND IN YOUR ORDERS NOW! _ [have just received a fine lot of Closets, Bath Tubs, Etc. Come and see them and get prices. : PIONBER HAROWARE DEALER = = = Nevada City; Cal ey Od ing ae upon geek Galbraith, and Geo, Lath : . Publication. F THE 1\TBRIOB, ee van gat i settier has til {0 uP" ake final Fee ae : d tha: pal proof vets veg eter and ewe: aryaviile, Califo so j:liiam }'. Klenget §1, for toe SBA on No, ios 1 Sb, 9 . For Buggy Tops aND— a = NO eee. JOHN BAUR, Casliter. Liberal Interest Allowed on Deposits. A general Banking business trarsacted. Dratts issued payable in any part of the world. ‘Loans made on approved security. Stocks and Bonds bought and sold. Valuables can be deposited in our fire-proof steel vault at little expense. Office Honrs: 108. m. 104 p. m. ‘Saturday Evenings : 6:30 p.m. ———_—20 0” e=esS__"Ie_es_eS_Sec PLAZA PLANING MILL.. RIOE & LEWIS, Props: ; . ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS. oubdinns* Brackets. Woodwork of ail kinds. Office and Store Fixtures, * Turning, House-Trimmins, Fancy Grill Workta Soeciaity, : Pians Drawn for Neat and Modern Homes . Getour «tim esou any work of this sort that you may need. RICE & LEWIS. SaceaMEnro 8t., Nexans Crist. GILBERT J. RECTOR, Ass’t Cashier. Carriage Trimmings ~~—_—_——__ Of all kinds goto J. Gains. UADERTARING PARLORS HENRY LANE, Prop. Broad Street,..Nevada City, Oal es YING P ‘AsED, THIS POPULAR HL *Talsen From Gig miele de Finest Wines — Liquors’and Cigars. a _ ayo lee and gt UT a I Frame ver HENRY W. RICH. The Best Cigars. Miay 14, 1901. With Artistic Judg r ent. pacar ee ua epkherirtn W Cea ts fre ncaa “THE COUNCIL CHAMBER.” . eberains rst fetes Guotebeds oer ane Moore Beer B Contsn Ghetes . FME ZAMUE oe trea er ne ato . nae. sel Algo Makes Photographs. Ail the favorite fa ot mites bgece TLY 'FIRST-C sy Smoke Soot ors’ Meeting. grok: STING QF THES fevada County \ toi dation (9 : i, in Nevada City. Pictures Smell. : ; ALBERT, REYNOLDS, Faneral Director. Bodies Embaluied for shipment. * Orders taken‘for Floral Pieces Telephone 34. : Nevada Co. klectric Power Co, 6 is the ideal Light. & Wa. J. isk.

ovember,, me at the corporation . ‘> ‘that your . the Mokitiney m pany t Ming hel chase! ation iy the a ving its 4 ove, in the Gat Calitornuia, ‘thi . tion of said Pro. . to the use'thereo, Bree gaged in th . wand working tig: ern, State of Cali. . ot the identity of . and trouble 09. : din. various ways . y brought into com . identity of name, _ Company Of Say . hat ‘it ee fires sme, and demands ll change its my 2ger @ Conflict be’! and confusion jg . son of the identity ” itioners pray that . 38 Honorable Court for the hearing of . proof of the rub: for the time andij raid ~ after he : ort uf this pe ition, . order chacelag ual ‘the Pro perity Oil’ ‘ick brosperity Pe hat such other and” y be had iu relatia . aay seem proper, © ili ever pray, ete. 4 : bia =a ea 40TH YRAR—NO, 13,205. 7 oe pokes ateiee THE TRANSCRIPT, by Mail, $6a Year, _ By Carrier, 12 1-2 Cts a Week. the O14 Lady Tasted vipsn Walked, rhe ae nee ea e old lady was thot weed’ to ‘tre ing on the Broatiway carn bing evidently spent her youth ‘nnd middle The . Only Correct Shoulder .:: Brace For Sale at Dickerman ’s. DRUGS, STATIONERY, PHOTO GOODS. age in the rural regions; but-dowbtléds she called old Ireland home. ‘The. conductor, who differed little from the rest of his kind, came through the car calling for fates. ‘The ola’ Woman held out her hand, fn which a nickel was tightly clutehed, thén' drew it suidénly back as: if she had made some mistake. “I want niy ‘resate’ first,’ she said in a-rich Doolian dialect. . ‘The conductor paid no heed; but, please.” on I want my ‘tesate,’” stie'repeatSNo receipts, ‘la@y,” safd “the ‘stolid con rr “IR have to have your . fare.” ; “My son told me not to give up any sisted tlie old: woman ‘stoutly. The Kind lady with the swéet ‘fate and Paris clothes proffered ‘the ‘assurance that it was “all right,” that: nobody got receipts. ° “See, I pay my fare without one,” she said, giving the condfictor & dithe and the woman a redssuritig smile But the woman was born. “E want my ‘resate,’” sne reiterated. towatd the old woman and smiled. The conductor without a word passed. on through the car, which lurched and swayed through Union square. She*of' the “resate” shook her head grimly,. settled herself back In her seat and held on to the nickel, determined not’to. For City Marshal. Hi SHEARER Will be a candidate for the office of Election May 6:h. a4 City Marshal. relinquish ‘it: without the necessary ac-knowledgmént.—New York Mail and Express. The Preacher Was Glad She Swore. The daughter of a well known clergyWANTED A RECEIPT. — . hold'ng out his hand, demanded, “Fare, J money without getting a ‘resate,’” in. The conductor mechanically held out. a nickel to the kind lady of the Paris gown, but she shook her head, nodded. man in Wasbington had a severe atB Gichis DSRS LS MME 2 Sarr ee aoe om NEP Ices eae, eae ieee D0) Her Own Selection, ~~ \Phrough, oceans of remnants and bons the puffing big woman. towed the meek little man, “What In the world shall I send’ her,, . Soh ?” she blustered. “Corte, ' 4 ‘sothething that ‘would plenseAunt Bet-. sy. Something imexperisive. Why; don’t you say something?” we & _ “Stationery, books or workboxes,”” uggest ‘the Ineek Httle man. © ; “Nothing of ‘the kind. You ‘couldn't welect a present for the ashnan. I will look at some of those fancy bo: ‘of soap.” piKcaieose They were before the-soap: and she liad her finger on an el box contéiding six. found: cakés ‘of . whitesoap. — : “Fancy and perfumed!” s ; lifting a cake. “The very thing that would please her the fiiost. You may wrap that up. miss:” “But, my dear,” protested the meek “You just keep quiet. I @on’t care for any Suggestions from @ person without taste.” “Really”— “Keep quiet, John Tenbrook!” It seemed as if her voice had pene trated every corner of.tlie great store, and the little man shrank away in mortification. s a s s s s s “Well, John, what did she say: about the little gift? Something nid, I know.” “She returned it.” “What?” aN “¥eég: you will find a note in the bor.” She unfolded the missive and read: “Niece—I return the box of shaving soap. . am @ little too old to appreciate the joke of being called the ‘Bearded Lady.’ Your Aunt Betsy.”—Chicago News. Woeful ‘Ignorance, F FParmer—See here. you! You remember putting two lightning rods on my barn last spring. don’t you? Well, that parn was struck six weeks after and ‘sated Bet ie ‘his. tastes, The person with a ware A Oe ‘ ¥ ” TOR ARTS SS, BEE eee gis AL; WEDNESDAY EV nology ny afd, Kindred, sci. ences, there are some “tegen of feature that are quite often indicative py ’ teats ban oe ” sald an observant man, “From’uo one feature of the face can the disposition be mea ‘eonrately read than from the lips an especially the upper lip. The lower one is less prophetic. ~~ : a short, sharp! nedriy al ‘ot happy, lovable disposition. One with a short but ‘straight upper lip is-apt to of'a‘low order of intellect and coarse it straight upper lip is the one to beware of. He bas a, will like adamant, is not always thoroughly trustworthy, ts apt to be quarrelsome and jealous and ts more oftpn than not an unmitigated politician. If He ts gifted with a strong intellect, He! will'make bis mark in one ‘way! of another; if he is not, he may become a harmless person, a parasite or a scoundrel, The man whose upper lip. protrudes’ is apt to be a shrewd business man. cided dtpop at thé corners may be a bumorist, a hypechondriac or a ‘poet. The possessor of a thouth curved in the style of Cupid’s bow ts indeed happy. “for in nine cases out of ten he alsc possesses a refined, esthetic and yet practical nature, susceptible to every' beautiful and ennobling influence.”Chicago Record. ; Old \ashioned Cancer Cure. Take the common sheep sorrel which grows ih your yard and whicb children eat because. of its sourness, mash it up into a pulp in some vessel that will gave all the juice that would otherwise be lost, thén put it Into a bag and squeeze out’all the juice on to a pewter plate to get some of the acid from the metal, then put this out in the sun and let it dry until about as thick as tar. then put in tight bottle. If the skin is not broken, put a drop of chlo E . thing to eat and was just sitting down t . ed the ‘woman who came to Wait on “The person whose movth has a de [ NING, APRIL 17, ro01. ee ecnrenannigtach anmanieunel RST. IN 1860 BY N. P, BROWN & CO, HIS HAT AND UMBRELLA. This Man Took a Quick Luncheon Sign at Its Word, He was undoubtedly from the country. i umbrella, a big cotton affair, wo ve given him away even had he not had one trousers leg tucked into a boot. He wandered into one of the ‘big. quick luscheon places in lower Broadway. He was looking for someata table when:his eye caught a sign Which read: “Watch Your Mats! The ‘Management Will Not Be Responsible For Umbrellas and. Hats Uniess Checked by the Cashier.” ‘ hier?” he ask_. “Where's thia her tim. door,” said the waitress. = The farmer. stalked to the cashier's desk and laid down his umbrella and a big hat that was new five or six years ago. The cashier looked up in amaze tment. . ‘ “Keep your hat,” she said. “It will be all right.” ae . The farmer walked back to his table,. read the-sign again and thought It over. Then ‘he, climbed on a chair and, took the'sign from its hook. He carried it up to the cashier. “What does this mean?" he asked. People were beginning to laugh, and the pretty cashier got red tn the face. Ste took the hat and umbrella and “wrote out @ receipt. It was the first time In her life that she had been asked to check a hat, and she has been a York Tribune. Couldn't See the Humor, ‘ “} can’t for the life of me see,” re marked an Englishman during the course of conversation with Nat Goodwin once, ‘‘what-people mean by Amerfean humor. Tome all humor is alike, whether it be of American or English origin. Perbaps:you can ‘explain to me just what distinguishes American humor from any other sort?” children’s ' «Bp there in the little cage by the}. cashier more years than one.—New er eee noun: —— —AND— ” FESTIVAL: <a AF oes, canner And continuing four cays. Monday, April 29th. . A special train will be ran deci Grass Valley on Friday evening, May 8rd. (GRASS VALLEY NIGHT.) VauderilleEntertainment At Nevada Theatre rd Under Direction of Miss Rogers. ANC DANCING, Cake-Walk by 44 Children $ to 6 Years Old DRILLS ‘and CHARACTER SONGS. (pa Aw Bxceltent Musical aid’ Literary Programme Each ‘Evening. ‘also Daticidg. ; ———\ ADMISSION 2% Ocnts. ADMISSION......... 35 CTS A fine ditiner will be served Resérved. Seats Wedbesday and Thursday, May Ist Chilaren......: Pee Se ge spe 2nd, from 12 to2 p. m., at Conlan’s otel, CalfuiaSamlag Wats pg yA6 a RANGES GEO. W. DOWNEY, Agent, Nevada City. Nevada City Assay Office, Assaying of Ores of all description. Maas ractious Ores a speciaity. Mail or E d det nO SUGHI. besal uecens below National Hotel. ; T. H. HICKS & CO. . CHAS. B. TEGLER, Proprietor ‘psn FT — Commereial St., opp. Transcript Blook. kk Tedler’s Confectionary Ie heatquarters for the best bananas and orauges to be procured in the market: Also the choicest of confectionery . ND THE REDUCTION OF PROFESSIONAL CARDS tack ‘of scarlet fever when she was 3 years old which resulted in deafness. Up to that time she’had been'a regular little chatterbox, doing -her infantile best to carry out the proverbial: Being a woman,.she’ll talk forever! Upon her recovery her ‘parents were® nearly heartbroken to find that she had aot only lost ber hearing, but the power of speech as well. Whether she had really forgotten how to talk or whether: it was obstinacy or lack of confidence’ they could not determine, but despite all efforts of the best tutors the child remained a mute. ride of potash or lye on it to break the skin and then apply the sorrel on the cancer, Just covering it. with a thin eoat. If sthe sorrel gets too thick, @ little water -will make it so that it can ‘be handled. : The pain will he severe, but it is otherwise harmless. It will stop hurting in a few hours. Keep up these appilcations, one every day, until the cancer can be lifted out without pain. It took “four days in my Case. The sorrel will cook the cancer, but it does not eat it as it does the flesh, hence it eats all the flesh away. and lets the cancer loose. When you see the cancer, put the sorrel on it‘and not on the flesh,

burned down.. . Peddler—Struck by lightnin?: “It was.” “In the daytime?” “No: at night.” ts ’y’ been a Gark*night, wasn't “Yes: dark as pitch.” “Lanterns burnin?’ “What laiterns?”’ “Didn't you run lanterns up ‘em on dark nights?” ; is “Never heard of anything I!ke that.” “Well, if: yon don't know. enough to ; _ {keep your lightnin rods showln you One day when she was nearly 10. i needn't. blame: me. G-lang!” — New years of age she was playing with a . York Weekly. . b eat, and with as much cruelty as — ae When the cancer is out, heal the sore still standing. . though she were of the sterner sex she }Bright Little Sammy, with any sind. of healing ointment.—J. . “De pou wish to Khow where the used its tall as a handle with which to Sammy (who is never allowed to stay A. Wayland In Appeal to Reason. stofice is? be nsited ick it up. ‘The poor animal, not appre. Out of school) -Howdie Huriburt didn't ayengemr yp whe ; ” p Pp Pp : No,’ said the other man. clating the economic use of the afore. Come to school all day. The Englishman’ ‘ JM. WwW ; 1 _w “s e Englishman’s gaze was vacant. M. WALLING, said tail, inflicted a deep scratch across . Mamma—Why not. Sammy? “Just turn it qyer in your mind for a Attorney : at : Law, the chubby little hand. _Summy—’Cause his mother died. few minutes and tell me what COR. BRU. and.. bs you . , \FRICR—TILL&Y BUILDING, AD “Damn that catt” she sald, flinging it ee ee ee think of it,” said Mr. Goodwin. () nd Pine str ors, Nevada Civ =a 5 day? own. 3 he was, clasped his hands and, raising out a whole week. won’t be offended will you. old cha Oo is eyes to heaven, exclaimed: Sammy (suspiciousiyy—Ob, 1 know! Ne tiuéinured, “Bat an I ik “Thank God, that child has spoken at . You mean to die In vacation. —Harlem the shit : ne a s : Life.. 4 y were both blawsted rude!”—Satlact'*—Dotrait Free Presa. . ~ —_ bee cnled a SPECIAL NOTICE. ee RD, D reetor. Kido, Director, LRATH, Director, LLM, Director, For City Marshal. UKINS, Director. ao AtS vicesiee ED. A. TOMPKINS ; 4 Will be a candidate for re-election tothe office of Vity Marshal. Election May 6th. ad NOTICE xeeptas to mami” = ictuie f/ TAX PAYERS. a to before me thi -y Public in and for tate of Coline 7 “well,” replied Mr. Goodwin, “T think the American type of humor is rather more subtie. It doesn’t always fully {upress ftself upon you at once. The gore you think about it the funnier § seems. 1 can perbaps best flustrate my meaning with a little story. ‘A man was walking along the street one day whét he passed another man who was carrying a letter in his hand. __“ Pardon me,’ said the man with the letter. ‘Do you know where the postoffice is? “ ‘Yes’ said the other man and pars ed on. .On second thought he decides that he ‘had ‘been rude‘and went back to ‘where the man with the letter was 1. C. LINDLEY, Attorney and Counselor at Law. (FRC STILLEY BUILDING (UP STAIRS) ll street, corner Notice is hereby given that no person is authorized to represent the Nevada County Traction Company, in the matter of Right of Way,. unless producing written authority therefor. , st duly sworn. sayy pit: the Presiden @ auy; that said com9 «gunized and exis’ > of the laws of th d has its principal Nevada City, in the id State; that atfiat petition and FRANK POWER, Attorney and Counselor at Law. AGENT FOR THE BEST FIRE AND LIFE Tusurance Comp nies. Office on Pine street. near Courthouse. FRED SEARLS, Attorney and Counselor at Law. Ww ILL ERAOTIGS In ALL THE COURT Signed, P. F. SIMONDS, anos, (NEW YORK BAKERY, Wik craonce imran eats a¥>] GEORGE HURST, Prop. JOHN MARTIN. Noticé is hereby. given that the SECOND INSTALLMENT OF STATE AND COUNTY TAXES Will. become delinquent on Monday, April 29,1904 At 6 o'clock, p. m. Five per cent. will be added -to the amount of all Taxes reTintted States Innehed ublication. athae Wen OF THE INTERIOR, MARYSVILLE, UaLt © March 18, 1001. y GIVEN iHAC THE ettier has fied notice, e tinal proof ia that said proof will gister and ‘at Maryavile, Val, :: Thomas J. Byrd No. 9220, tor the NB N.W. % and N. WX N., K. 8 K., M.D. M ng Witvesses to prove © ce upon and cultivi :: Thomas 1. Beval . . Edwin A, Forbes of . beter Mondada of JOHNSON, Register. eat) a The Bishop Knew Him, A story current about the bishop of {.ondon represents him as a bored Iistener to a windy speech. Turning toa *ellow sufferer, he said, “Do you. know hat speaker?” “No,” was the answer. “] do.” said the bishop. “He speaks 3nder many aliases, but his name is Thomas Rot.”—London News. The ‘tiie allowed by the Ci vy Trustees for the completion of ALL PLUMBING WORK ‘has nearly expired, and if you have neglected this important duty it will be MON EY IN YOUR POCKET -and save you much trouble to have this work done NOW. ? AVING ASSUMED THE MANAGEMENT of this well-known bakery, 1 am prepared to furnish the public-with the finest Bread, Pies and Cakes Nelivered free to any part of thecity. Wed ding cakes and Fancy Pastry a specialty CRAND OPENING * « # New Spring and Summer Stock Arrived... ‘ Everybody invited to call and examine it Suits $12 up Pants $3.50 up Ladies’ Dress Goods for , tailor-made suits at lowest prices New establishment on Broad Street, next door to [iss Stevers’ Millinery Shop. . AT" Latico, the Tailor — eR RS aes: Sig: THOS. S. FORD, © Attorney and Counselor at Law, ( pPEICB—LOWES BUILDING, COR. COM. merataland Pine rr-ete, a _ < . Bayles Lunch Herring Choicest Cream Wheat Cream Oats Creole Rice «+ ... PUT UP FOR P. G. SGADDEN They are ail bis,own brands and are guaranteed to be fresh and wholesome. Get no other. Sitlow eR ae D8 as 4 e $28 é * aaa maining unpaid after the above date. J. J. JACKSON, Treasurer and Collector. , ” Nevada City, April 6, 1901 RINE SKAHABN, Di n by the undersigned » estate of Le ‘the creditors of aul” ims against the sald © hem, with the necth four months after it ig notice to the Ire .e law office of 4 e same being the plait eo i of Nevada. \H I, SHURTLBF?, e Estate of Ca hie 11th day of Marth Let ES AER A CREE eae w. W. WAGGONER, Civil Engineer and Surveyor. UTY SURVEYOR D MEY tea b boverte’ Chek. Neada Citv. MRS. D. ff. COMBS, Hair Store, 818 K St, Sacramento, Cal. SWITCHES, WiuS and WAVES Of All Shades. Agent for Mrs. Nettie Hatrigon’s Cosmetics. Mail oriere solicited. E. W. SCHIIUDT, asi’ a Publication. mento, Cal., Mareh tty Can do your work as CHEAP, SATISFACTORILY and {EXPEDITIOUSLY as any plumber in the county and ; guarantees his work tolast. I have first class plunibers who take pride in their work and they are ready to do your work at any time. SY GIVSN THAT He ed settler to, make We Weep the ‘firest quality of this article and our machine doés the chipping. Chipped Beef. Boiled Ham. Lady Adams Tomatoes. et he are the finest in the market and every can is guaranteed. Only 10 cents a aiass. Crescent Jelly & Jain. This article can’t be beat LEADING CIGAR DEALER, él a anywhere aad our castomers all recommend it‘as being equal to ee Street..ccoccess eocvess MOVAUS ; et home-made jeliy and jam. F ‘ AGENZY ADING LADY, Best 5 Cen gar \ syst A . NEVADA COUNTY BANK, GENERAL, annum wUMBOEDE MPT . __ ae = NEVADA CITY, CAL. Peerless Saloon. /SOMETHING NEW! La Boga waRMawra Neavda City Transfer Co. Apricot Cordial.. DRAYING AND HAULING. pe articular attention ald . to the or transpor Clam Juice Oyster Cocktails The Celebrated H. B. Whiskey At ‘‘Tom’s Place.” jes. Pigag ens Suraltore moving: BT ie 7. H. LIMNELL, Prop’r. NEW YORK HOTE!. JAS. CHIVELL, Lesser. Ready toslice. With this you can prepare a meal inside of a mivate. SEND IN YOUR ORDERS NOW! _ [have just received a fine lot of Closets, Bath Tubs, Etc. Come and see them and get prices. : PIONBER HAROWARE DEALER = = = Nevada City; Cal ey Od ing ae upon geek Galbraith, and Geo, Lath : . Publication. F THE 1\TBRIOB, ee van gat i settier has til {0 uP" ake final Fee ae : d tha: pal proof vets veg eter and ewe: aryaviile, Califo so j:liiam }'. Klenget §1, for toe SBA on No, ios 1 Sb, 9 . For Buggy Tops aND— a = NO eee. JOHN BAUR, Casliter. Liberal Interest Allowed on Deposits. A general Banking business trarsacted. Dratts issued payable in any part of the world. ‘Loans made on approved security. Stocks and Bonds bought and sold. Valuables can be deposited in our fire-proof steel vault at little expense. Office Honrs: 108. m. 104 p. m. ‘Saturday Evenings : 6:30 p.m. ———_—20 0” e=esS__"Ie_es_eS_Sec PLAZA PLANING MILL... RIOE & LEWIS, Props: ; .. ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS. oubdinns* Brackets. Woodwork of ail kinds. Office and Store Fixtures, * Turning, House-Trimmins, Fancy Grill Workta Soeciaity, : Pians Drawn for Neat and Modern Homes . Getour «tim esou any work of this sort that you may need. RICE & LEWIS.. SaceaMEnro 8t., Nexans Crist. GILBERT J. RECTOR, Ass’t Cashier. Carriage Trimmings ~~—_—_——__ Of all kinds goto J. Gains. UADERTARING PARLORS HENRY LANE, Prop. Broad Street,...Nevada City, Oal es YING P ‘AsED, THIS POPULAR HL *Talsen From Gig miele de Finest Wines — Liquors’and Cigars. a _ ayo lee and gt UT a I Frame ver HENRY W. RICH. The Best Cigars. Miay 14, 1901. With Artistic Judg r ent. pacar ee ua epkherirtn W Cea ts fre ncaa “THE COUNCIL CHAMBER.” . eberains rst fetes Guotebeds oer ane Moore Beer B Contsn Ghetes . FME ZAMUE oe trea er ne ato . nae. sel Algo Makes Photographs. Ail the favorite fa ot mites bgece TLY 'FIRST-C sy Smoke Soot ors’ Meeting. grok: STING QF THES fevada County \ toi dation (9 : i, in Nevada City. Pictures Smell. : ; ALBERT, REYNOLDS, Faneral Director. Bodies Embaluied for shipment. * Orders taken‘for Floral Pieces Telephone 34. : Nevada Co. klectric Power Co, 6 is the ideal Light. & Wa. J. isk.