January 23, 1900 (4 pages)

ld not be feagis : spe mea a the Has rise Raisin and ‘sf Seeder. Easy’ : er bts economi‘grapes and ins at the’ nino a nd in five minutes, ispensable in every sehold e n and Grape ‘Seeder old at all hardware es. Price $1. Send nt stamp for the nterprising Houseper” — 200 recipes, seceminuce co. Pah Pag ‘ » Enterprise feo Meat Che gine: sading Flour. LE BY ALL GROCERS. AND ACCIDENT INSURANCE. {tual Aid Association in Francisco, Cal. ye Cents Per Day eprding to the hi of occu $8.00 to $25.00 a week, when un through being hurt accident“ you are accidentally killed acer le a . yok. when you are le to 100,00" toate ral nses. ou i 3s a hand. and foot ands, $: veers to nrg me toca upon od membership fee and dues of 72 INSURANCE. tales of Life Insurance, pas“to in case of death, and rer week for eae and sick. ) year u () ying 1 or $1000 at ond of Sh sears: x for tees or Say IF INSURED, ose all your income when you abled by accident. Mutual Aid Association is Pro » Lar; and Strongest AcciIth Association in the United 00 cash deposits with the States and Missouri, which, together Ie rve Bund and large ts certificate an absolute guarlidity of its protection to its le Agents Wanted. Write M. SHETTERLEY, +S ry and General Manager, ; San Franeloco, Cal. a Business Call Course, 6m.c0000. 0 $50 nd Typewriting course. os “ course—including ~ 1,. Commercial and ng—School year9 mos..80 yurse, 8 monthe....20 lish branches, 3 mos. .20 jlish branches, 8 mos..15 began tember 4th, 1899; ip mien and first lessous d, D, BREAAUT, Principal. 2, Oal. . R. DAVIS, a instruments ral and Orehitntral D er: City Transfer ‘Co. ING: —— HAULING. rice. , ae D8. ake male House. stover Bullding.net of Tomales ‘always on A. SILVA, Proprietor. s gore vRAR-LNd, rajgio “NEVADA'CITY, OAs; TUESDAY’ EVENING, JANUARY 23, '1900,. EST. IN BAOK AT THE . OLD: DAKERY. GEORGE. WM, DURST. Has resumed the proprietorship of the. . THE TRANSCRIPT. BROWN & CALKINS, : Proprietors. By Mail, $6.a Year, i By ee 12 1-2 Cts a Week. . he was located for alone tne. BD aad try re: pared.to sang Toots, ims hin, ngs, i? ADVERTISING RATES ‘ i : WEDDING CAKES: ‘AND: FARCY. PASTRY. To onder. a specialty. Made known on application. TO,BE GIVEN AT Armory Hall Nevada City,. . Washington’ S Eis FEBRUARY 220; 1900. _FOR THE BENEFIT: OF PROF. JOFIN, MICHELL. On your Sewer Work if you want to have a first-class job = and save money. We sell Pipe at the lowest market = prices, if you want to do your own work in makiug con1 nections with the new city system. Or we will take conpa ‘tracts to furnish the pipe, put it down and make all connections, We employ none but first-class workmen. A Hint About Stoves . tS wea may ua a new heating or cooking: stove. Our _ stock is one of the largest in this part of the State. We —& stn in pt AT EU Lees ees eS mth bet . Pep surprisingly moderate for such stoves. Wk George E. Turner, & Pioneer. Hardware Dealer. PINE STREET, The Cash Grocer’§ A Few of Our Many. Low. Prices. BE T SWEET CORN, BABBITT’SEBEST SOAP, Commercial Street. 10¢c per can 5c per bar SILK*SOAP,~ : : 5c per bar 8 FINEST MIXED PICKLES in = bulk, 40c_ per gal THE CASH, GROCER, A. B. WOLF, COMMERCIAL STREET. i A: a em, a Wien Vea Get Ton, Printing uf money. ye ahond Tae nor Soe FE ee “Weuse. “STYLES CHANGE IN acta TSE . thedecrees of } The Poo.mame aa in in si thing ona the Tas 2cnes ke keeps gone up with with ro pimseaacs ss ahem peeaer tz {roing out’ th ba of swprksnen. Our Prices Are Fully an bee “as, Anybodys NEW YORK ‘BAKERY) have the best makes sold anywhere, and the prices are 2: Bio ti RP ; “Erate : But . Unmusical,;:Father-—For . none in the music!—Harlem Life. ’ ‘. several hours reading your other one.— aud most pumapiere J o Competent “Tt is dreadful to think what horric things, people are saying about me!” “My dear lady, surely: you don’t.mind such ill-natured gossip as all that?” “Certainly [do—when it’s eyery bitol it true!”—Punch. py “KE: whines ce oi. In our town t gis a. poss . Who thinks ‘s en ea hero, And the ‘réason’ of it 1s because “When the-meroury drops to zero He willingly devotes his time . To keeping the chitdtén good, ‘And of their care relieves ‘his ‘wife, she can split the wood. icago Dally News. é sPough, Mrs. Starvum. (intensely)—Yes; they talk about boarding houses! Tell! me, I say, what would the country do without boarding houses? Mr. Starboarder’ (fruitlessly endeavoring to cut-a piece of ‘steak)—Yes; what would we do: without boarding houses?; That is where: weest: our bone and sinew: Puck, pe tae ' A Useless Wish. “Oh,” sighed the poetic lady, “hed,I the wings ofa bird!” “Don't!” protested her husband. “Don’t wish for the wings of a bird. If you had them some other, woman would probably be wearing them on her hat. before the season is over. "—Washington Star. Both Could Feel Proud. Mistress—-Charley writes me that h will coach his class ‘this season. Is hea son to be proud of? Bridget—He is, indade, mum; an’ we . kin both °fale: thor: proudness, fer it's . mesilf thot has a bye who is.a coachman,.too.—Tit-Bits. gracious sake, Mary, giveus a rest. Daughter—Can’t. do it,,paw, there ia Misplaced Prudence. Save money for a ‘rainy day, And then, as seasons.g0, You'll have to bring, it out to pay The man who shovels snow. _' Chicago Record. Unrest. “No,” she.said, “I’m not:going to Burope. The ocean seems 80 restless and dangerous now.’ “Well,” answered the, young man, ‘when you think how full the ocean is of Spanish warships, you can’t blame it for being -uneasy.”-—Washington Star. Take Your .Choice, “With or without?’ asked the barber, as the customer took his seat in the chair. ~ , “Without,” replied, the customer. Whereupon the barber shaved him without any convérsation. — Chicago Tribune, ( Her: Meaning and His. Scribbles—My, new book, will be out soon, I hope, you, will lose no time in reading it. Miss Cutting—Indeed I won’t. I lost Chicago Daily News. Foiled Again. Pushem (to office boy)—Willie, lower that window from the top—it’s tod Glose in‘ here.” Borem—Ah! That reminds me of & good story I heard the other day. Pushem—What does? Borem—Your telling the boy tolower the window. Pushem—wWillie—er, never mind News. Fak Between Friends, “Bad cess ter yez!” cried Hogan to . the stranger who had pulled his _Op-. ponent off of him; “phwat d’yer mane be interfarin’?” “Why, my man,” protested the stransure to be whipped.” more, Moike!”—Town Topics, q Frivolties of Fate. is a risky plan covers up the man, as through -life you jog, a worthless dog. = ‘BROWN & CALKINS, Job Printers, >.) may dear, girl, I. eae himeelf.—N. Y. Weekly. . about the window.—Chicago Daily. ger, “he is too big for you. You are’ “In a foight betwune frinds,” retorted Hoan, scornfully, “phwat matters. it who's ‘whipped? Coom at mé wanstIf you are wise you ‘will remémber that it . To form opinions from the elothes, that ; For no doubt you've sometimes noticed, ‘That the n.ost expensive collar o@¢ efiorns < “why She Was Ont. ? 2”, repeated . Mr. Borum, ee "ahet the maid informed him b that: Miss--Frocks .was“out,”. “Why, aw_her, at the window came Up tite e steps, . and I am sure she saw me.” “Yes, sir,” the: maid explained, “that is the reason she isn’t in now, "NY ox. World. “Judicial Levity. The police justice who had the rept' (ation of being ia strictly upright and honest, officer, of, the law, and had lit tle business in consequence, “looked “Yugubriously at the frayed edges of the judicial overcoat. “I am sorry,” he said, “but I shall have to bind you over. essa TribEyes, Male pee Female. Miss Nochick—So you have been mar@ieda year.’ Has your husband found out,about your dyed, hair, false teeth or glass eye yet? Mrs. Wedlate—No, indeed; he’s been too busy concealing the same defects in : Teacher—Where is the island of Cuba situated? Ar ee Jonny—I dunno. iene 3 : Teacher—Where does your father get his tobacco from? Th) Jonny—From his friends. — N. Y. World. ‘ Chicken in Embryo. * New Boarder—How’s the fare here? Old Boarder—Well, we have chicken every morning. New Boarder—That’s first rate! How is-it served? : Old Boarder—In the eggs eee Eagle. Evidently @ Failure, Singleton—My congratulations, old man; no more sewing on buttons now, eh? : : Wederly—No, indeed! I wear a belt now,, It keeps me‘so busy supporting a wife that I haven't time to sew on buttons.—Chicago Daily News.” Getting at the, Facte, Insurance ,Agent — Pardon me, smadam, but what is your age? , Miss Antiquate—I have seen 22 summers. “Insurance Agent—Yes, of course; but how many times did you see them?— ‘Chicago Record. A. Pensimintic “View, In all vocations, it appears, \ *Mefi plat té’ctiéat and rob; Byen an: rarer builder's work Is, at best, a Ppeve . ‘Shi =chicago’ Daly POETICAL EXPRESSION, “Oh, that I had the wings of a bird.’ —WN. Y. Evening Journal. AntesMortem. ~ * When he hasn't a brake on his wheel ‘At the top of the hill—it is said That the inquest may later reveal A Very large break in his eee: Judge, Mutually Entertained, Terwilliger — I wonder why Jone: ‘and Smith are so fond of arguing with each other. Peterson—As near as I can find out each one thinks. the other is a fool:+ Puck, NOT. UP WITH THE TIMES. “T hear yers to give a party, Mis. Heeligan.” '“Yex; Mrs: “Mulligan, I am, and I’ve been. everywheres tryin’ ter get some of. that.‘pink tea’ ye reads so much about, and the aignorant, unstylish tings kape nothin’ but the old-fashioned green.”—N. Y. Truth. Farmer Grumbull. Last year he growled about “small erops’’— Did nothing but deplore ‘em. This year he's in the dumps because He “hasn't room to store ‘em! —Chicago Tribune. ne : . : “NATIONAL MARKET, Broad S¢., Opp. Citizens’ Bank. C.J. NAFPZIGER, Prop’r Peet. Pork, Mutton om. siermsetiers eo ~ of Souslly gand ina ast shane Grisgel Bros , Beef, Pork, Mutton, Lamb, Hams, BAOON, Eto., —Chicago Daily News, é Bread, Pies, Fancy Pastry, Plain Pastry, Etc., It’s Rightly Named ‘That’s what everybody in Nevada City says about the POPULAR BAKERY in the Transcript block on Commercial street. You can always depend upon it: that the Cakes, From this Bakery are all right in All orders promptly filled aud deHoward Loveland, Telephone West 8. Union « Fotel (+) Henry Metzenbangher, Prop’r, ‘FIRST-CLASS IN ALL ITS APPOINTMENTS . f ALL SUNNY ROOMS. W. U. Telegraph Office in the House., Stopping places for all stages and busses. Electric lights phtena ane the building, rendering it absolutely safe from fire. Has the lar; room inthe city, with the freshest and the market affords. A Few Odds and Ends Of ‘our -Holiday Specialties: are left which BA are; going to dispose of for ‘any and: up to. style, but neverthel extra every respect. ete ces ality and value, going for $1.00 MEADQUARTERS FOR WEDDING CAKES. . Tatost Gilles ‘and A talk Cen at Ladies’ wart Gentlemen's Shoes always livered at your doors, ng ee ‘at the lowest: prices, ng promptly and neatly done uaa pal eee © prices Machines.: Needles, Oil and. parte for all makes.of machines supplied to BOVEY BROTHERS, Broad Street. if Quarters. and most modern dining, ie . == ed of ae a I 1860 BY N. P. BROWN & CO, PROFESSIONAL CARDS. mates ms W. D. LONG, Attorney and Counselor at Li w, BFICE—COR. BROAD AND PINE STS. ) up stairs, Nevada City. W. W. WAGGONER, Civil Engineer and Surveyor. } DAE a BPE PUES FRED SEARLS, Attorney and Counselor at Law. wie PRACTICE ag ALL TH" couRT State and federal. Also « few pairs of Men’s Reese Fine ‘Shoes.not exactly ‘Also office for the Singer Sewing er. P. F. SIMONDS, “Attorney and Counselor at Law, ALPRED D. MASON, ” ,Attormey at Law and Notary Public. OrussTILLEY BUILDING, NEVADA CITY. i, C. LINDLEY, ‘Attorney. and Counselor at Law, FFICE-TILLEY BUILDING. COR. BROAD and Pine streets, Up Stairs. JOHN CALDWELL, Attorney at Law, Transcript Block, Commercial Street Nevada City. J. M. WALLING, Attorney : at : Law, PFI bag tame. a .COR-BROAD and Pine str. vis, Nevada C: THOS. Ss. FORD, Attorney and Counselor at Law, FICKE—LONES BUILDING, COR.-COMmercial and Pine stroete. The office of the NEVADA J CO. ELECTRIO POWER §$ Electricity For lighting and ° ; Gas The New Management Of the Union Hotel, with ip constantly adding improvements, make it the finest and most popular resort in the mountains: of Northern Central California, The Referee, Broad Street, opp. National Exchange Hotel JAMES HENSESSY, Empire.Stable, Nevada City, Prop’r. Livery and Feed. Stable, ROBERT M. LATTA, Proprietor. Best of attention gi given to trausien! oustomers, kk MIKE WHEELIHAN, Prop’r. a ese ie FINEST ;:; ; has-the largest lot of Wines, Liquors . xopsrs, CARRIAGES AND BUGGIES “and -Cigars. — tobe round tu thispare of the State. Agent for the amous Ruhstaller Gilt ante, The Glenbrook, ie wre ta Ralph Maitland .. .Proprietor "NATIONAL Choicest of Wines, Liquors and Cigars. os Give me call and you'll never regret Pine Street, Nevada City. Steam Beer on Draught, 5 Cents. Stables Open All Night. Foot of BroadStreet, Nevada Oity Telephone No. 72. ~ “THE BEST IS NONE TOO GOOD.” That’s the motto of yours truly, =e GEORGE W. TALLON, #nd it is a winner. He makes it a point to serve his patrons with the The Best Liquors, “THE COUNCIL’ “CHAMBER,” ¥ ors 5 ‘itmomes fevlor,” “Over Pepper,” The: Best Cigars. These are the attractions you can always find at * Beer 5 Cents a Glass, Ron . the favorite brands of Whiskies kept on nd,such as :.**Kentac lor,” ‘Jesse Wm. J. Britland. Dr. N. BE. Chapman, Dr, C. W., Chapman DENTISTS. Offiee at residence, Sacramento s) Nevada City, Cal.2 ‘1. L. BOWMAN. , 4:7. SHAW SHAW & BOWMAN, Dentists. Offiice in Oda Fellows Building, Broad Street Nevada City, Cal. VINE PLATE WORK A SPECIALTY « ALL KINDS OF FILLINGS. EXTRACTING SKILLFULLY DONS ae SOCIETY DIRECTORY. =m ae Mountain Company, No. 16 U. R.-K. of P. Meets at Armory Hall on the SECOND THURSDAY EVENING of each month. GEO. C, GAYLORD Caps C. H. Haxnison, Recorder. Milo Lodge, Knights of Pythias, Meets every Friday Evening, At Pythian Castle. PP ho gee Brethren are dpigenr! invited to . MOORE, C. 0. G. W. Oapzy, K. of RB, aaah Nevada City Lodge,, No. 82, A.;Q.— uU. Ww. Meets at Odd Fellows Hall Every Wgpinesday evening at 7:30 o’clock. S. LEE LEITER, M. W CHARLES E. ASHBURN, Recorder. Mistletoe erent No, 47, 1. 0 Meets at Odd Fellows Haiti. tvery 2d and 4th apiondsy, of each month at “WALTER YAUCH,.O, P. GEO. A. GRAY, Scribe. yer best Wines, Liquors and Cigars e market, and’ that always leads them to come again, The Peerless Saloon Isa High-<laes resort for gentlemen, and they all know where it is—on Broad. street just acrogs from the Citizens Bank. Nevada Assay Office, Established in 1858 by JAS. J. OTT, GILT EDGE SALOON: CHAS. McDEVITT, Prop. Finest Wines, Liquors and Cigars, SI1EAM BEER ON DRAUGHT S CTS. Corner Broad and Pine streets. Successor to Lammon Bros. Constantly on hand. No. 25 Main Street, NEVADA CITY, CAL. Gold anne ores of every action! a melted refined and assayed. ling of eyes f pom from 30 Rhee bs. pest eo d Pst, Go hee Silver Bare. Acids high fal for sale GEORGE A, GRAY, Funeral Director and. Embalmer. The Finest of Faueral ‘sFurnishings. Floral Pieces supplied to order. GEO. RICHARDSON, UNDERTAKER —AND— EMBALMER, Parlors Broad Street, opp. City Hal Geen dar and night. so furn: Hell’ in city free. Strict attention to all cal day ‘atghs. Lady attendant. Teles phone, West5. Telephone Nos.: Office 281, residence E. W. SCHMIDT, LEADING CIGAR DRALER, Pine Street. ..++.s+00:Nevada City Ca. LEADING LADY, Best 5 Cent Ciga: Pe FAR prpereial Mapere. : ——In sToox— GENERAL ARTHUR HUMBO a Coa LA , ‘ A Favorite Old Saloonl” UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. HAVE BOUGHT THE POPULAR SALOON }. on Commercial street known as the FREE COINAGE. Wines, Liquors ud Olgare ij ae Ce) in mar With than sou will poten a a cordial welcome, I ‘ Here you will alwa Hydraulic. Parlor, No, 56, N. 5.G. We Meets at Pythian Castle Every Tuesday evening at 7:30 o’clock. F. L. ARBOGASTD, Pres. ED, J. MORGAN, B. 8. Laurel Parior, No. 6, N. D. G. We , Meets at Pythian Castle Second and fourth Thursdays of each month ud BAL DOUGLARS He use ome et NEW YORK HOTEL. BROAD ST., NEVADA cITY, MRS. W,. S. RICHARDS, Proprietor UNDER N ANA T—A ho e-like uprecrdnt ‘todee' iaated . in Ry 7 Dit ite -pleasantest Ons oO} een. Ries rooms; tienen lights t! weunkoas? rane Faste is not nest purposed in the county service, SRIMETH FoR -OLANG yp = 1 Sse Etc. Dri ica Wi a oon ‘ORates moderate. Best accommodagions in the county for the money. FRANK’S PLACE? ‘FRED EILERMAN, Proprietor Broad. Street, above Pine,’ Nevada City.ENTERPRISE LAGER BEEP On draught. Best brands Jof Wines, Liquocs ai and ‘Cigars. . Pay Us A Us A OALL.

ld not be feagis : spe mea a the Has rise Raisin and ‘sf Seeder. Easy’ : er bts economi‘grapes and ins at the’ nino a nd in five minutes, ispensable in every sehold e n and Grape ‘Seeder old at all hardware es. Price $1. Send nt stamp for the nterprising Houseper” — 200 recipes, seceminuce co. Pah Pag ‘ » Enterprise feo Meat Che gine: sading Flour. LE BY ALL GROCERS. AND ACCIDENT INSURANCE. {tual Aid Association in Francisco, Cal. ye Cents Per Day eprding to the hi of occu $8.00 to $25.00 a week, when un through being hurt accident“ you are accidentally killed acer le a . yok. when you are le to 100,00" toate ral nses. ou i 3s a hand. and foot ands, $: veers to nrg me toca upon od membership fee and dues of 72 INSURANCE. tales of Life Insurance, pas“to in case of death, and rer week for eae and sick. ) year u () ying 1 or $1000 at ond of Sh sears: x for tees or Say IF INSURED, ose all your income when you abled by accident. Mutual Aid Association is Pro » Lar; and Strongest AcciIth Association in the United 00 cash deposits with the States and Missouri, which, together Ie rve Bund and large ts certificate an absolute guarlidity of its protection to its le Agents Wanted. Write M. SHETTERLEY, +S ry and General Manager, ; San Franeloco, Cal. a Business Call Course, 6m..c0000.. 0 $50 nd Typewriting course.. os “ course—including ~ 1,. Commercial and ng—School year9 mos...80 yurse, 8 monthe........20 lish branches, 3 mos.. .20 jlish branches, 8 mos...15 began tember 4th, 1899; ip mien and first lessous d, D, BREAAUT, Principal. 2, Oal. . R. DAVIS, a instruments ral and Orehitntral D er: City Transfer ‘Co. ING: —— HAULING. rice. , ae D8. ake male House. stover Bullding.net of Tomales ‘always on A. SILVA, Proprietor. s gore vRAR-LNd, rajgio “NEVADA'CITY, OAs; TUESDAY’ EVENING, JANUARY 23, '1900,. EST. IN BAOK AT THE . OLD: DAKERY. GEORGE. WM, DURST. Has resumed the proprietorship of the. . THE TRANSCRIPT. BROWN & CALKINS, : Proprietors. By Mail, $6.a Year, i By ee 12 1-2 Cts a Week. . he was located for alone tne. BD aad try re: pared.to sang Toots, ims hin, ngs, i? ADVERTISING RATES ‘ i : WEDDING CAKES: ‘AND: FARCY. PASTRY. To onder. a specialty. Made known on application. TO,BE GIVEN AT Armory Hall Nevada City,. . Washington’ S Eis FEBRUARY 220; 1900. _FOR THE BENEFIT: OF PROF. JOFIN, MICHELL. On your Sewer Work if you want to have a first-class job = and save money. We sell Pipe at the lowest market = prices, if you want to do your own work in makiug con1 nections with the new city system. Or we will take conpa ‘tracts to furnish the pipe, put it down and make all connections, We employ none but first-class workmen. A Hint About Stoves . tS wea may ua a new heating or cooking: stove. Our _ stock is one of the largest in this part of the State. We —& stn in pt AT EU Lees ees eS mth bet . Pep surprisingly moderate for such stoves. Wk George E. Turner, & Pioneer. Hardware Dealer. PINE STREET, The Cash Grocer’§ A Few of Our Many. Low. Prices. BE T SWEET CORN, BABBITT’SEBEST SOAP, Commercial Street. 10¢c per can 5c per bar SILK*SOAP,~ : : 5c per bar 8 FINEST MIXED PICKLES in = bulk, 40c_ per gal THE CASH, GROCER, A. B. WOLF, COMMERCIAL STREET. i A: a em, a Wien Vea Get Ton, Printing uf money. ye ahond Tae nor Soe FE ee “Weuse. “STYLES CHANGE IN acta TSE . thedecrees of } The Poo.mame aa in in si thing ona the Tas 2cnes ke keeps gone up with with ro pimseaacs ss ahem peeaer tz {roing out’ th ba of swprksnen. Our Prices Are Fully an bee “as, Anybodys NEW YORK ‘BAKERY) have the best makes sold anywhere, and the prices are 2: Bio ti RP ; “Erate : But . Unmusical,;:Father-—For . none in the music!—Harlem Life. ’ ‘. several hours reading your other one.— aud most pumapiere J o Competent “Tt is dreadful to think what horric things, people are saying about me!” “My dear lady, surely: you don’t.mind such ill-natured gossip as all that?” “Certainly [do—when it’s eyery bitol it true!”—Punch. py “KE: whines ce oi. In our town t gis a. poss . Who thinks ‘s en ea hero, And the ‘réason’ of it 1s because “When the-meroury drops to zero He willingly devotes his time . To keeping the chitdtén good, ‘And of their care relieves ‘his ‘wife, she can split the wood. icago Dally News. é sPough, Mrs. Starvum. (intensely)—Yes; they talk about boarding houses! Tell! me, I say, what would the country do without boarding houses? Mr. Starboarder’ (fruitlessly endeavoring to cut-a piece of ‘steak)—Yes; what would we do: without boarding houses?; That is where: weest: our bone and sinew: Puck, pe tae ' A Useless Wish. “Oh,” sighed the poetic lady, “hed,I the wings ofa bird!” “Don't!” protested her husband. “Don’t wish for the wings of a bird. If you had them some other, woman would probably be wearing them on her hat. before the season is over. "—Washington Star. Both Could Feel Proud. Mistress—-Charley writes me that h will coach his class ‘this season. Is hea son to be proud of? Bridget—He is, indade, mum; an’ we . kin both °fale: thor: proudness, fer it's . mesilf thot has a bye who is.a coachman,.too.—Tit-Bits. gracious sake, Mary, giveus a rest. Daughter—Can’t. do it,,paw, there ia Misplaced Prudence. Save money for a ‘rainy day, And then, as seasons.g0, You'll have to bring, it out to pay The man who shovels snow. _' Chicago Record. Unrest. “No,” she.said, “I’m not:going to Burope. The ocean seems 80 restless and dangerous now.’ “Well,” answered the, young man, ‘when you think how full the ocean is of Spanish warships, you can’t blame it for being -uneasy.”-—Washington Star. Take Your .Choice, “With or without?’ asked the barber, as the customer took his seat in the chair. ~ , “Without,” replied, the customer. Whereupon the barber shaved him without any convérsation. — Chicago Tribune, ( Her: Meaning and His. Scribbles—My, new book, will be out soon, I hope, you, will lose no time in reading it. Miss Cutting—Indeed I won’t. I lost Chicago Daily News. Foiled Again. Pushem (to office boy)—Willie, lower that window from the top—it’s tod Glose in‘ here.” Borem—Ah! That reminds me of & good story I heard the other day. Pushem—What does? Borem—Your telling the boy tolower the window. Pushem—wWillie—er, never mind News. Fak Between Friends, “Bad cess ter yez!” cried Hogan to . the stranger who had pulled his _Op-. ponent off of him; “phwat d’yer mane be interfarin’?” “Why, my man,” protested the stransure to be whipped.” more, Moike!”—Town Topics, q Frivolties of Fate. is a risky plan covers up the man, as through -life you jog, a worthless dog. = ‘BROWN & CALKINS, Job Printers, >..) may dear, girl, I. eae himeelf.—N. Y. Weekly. . about the window.—Chicago Daily. ger, “he is too big for you. You are’ “In a foight betwune frinds,” retorted Hoan, scornfully, “phwat matters. it who's ‘whipped? Coom at mé wanstIf you are wise you ‘will remémber that it . To form opinions from the elothes, that ; For no doubt you've sometimes noticed, ‘That the n.ost expensive collar o@¢ efiorns < “why She Was Ont. ? 2”, repeated . Mr. Borum, ee "ahet the maid informed him b that: Miss--Frocks .was“out,”. “Why, aw_her, at the window came Up tite e steps, . and I am sure she saw me.” “Yes, sir,” the: maid explained, “that is the reason she isn’t in now, "NY ox. World. “Judicial Levity. The police justice who had the rept' (ation of being ia strictly upright and honest, officer, of, the law, and had lit tle business in consequence, “looked “Yugubriously at the frayed edges of the judicial overcoat. “I am sorry,” he said, “but I shall have to bind you over. essa TribEyes, Male pee Female. Miss Nochick—So you have been mar@ieda year.’ Has your husband found out,about your dyed, hair, false teeth or glass eye yet? Mrs. Wedlate—No, indeed; he’s been too busy concealing the same defects in : Teacher—Where is the island of Cuba situated? Ar ee Jonny—I dunno. iene 3 : Teacher—Where does your father get his tobacco from? Th) Jonny—From his friends. — N. Y. World. ‘ Chicken in Embryo. * New Boarder—How’s the fare here? Old Boarder—Well, we have chicken every morning. New Boarder—That’s first rate! How is-it served? : Old Boarder—In the eggs eee Eagle. Evidently @ Failure, Singleton—My congratulations, old man; no more sewing on buttons now, eh? : : Wederly—No, indeed! I wear a belt now,, It keeps me‘so busy supporting a wife that I haven't time to sew on buttons.—Chicago Daily News.” Getting at the, Facte, Insurance ,Agent — Pardon me, smadam, but what is your age? , Miss Antiquate—I have seen 22 summers. “Insurance Agent—Yes, of course; but how many times did you see them?— ‘Chicago Record. A. Pensimintic “View, In all vocations, it appears, \ *Mefi plat té’ctiéat and rob; Byen an: rarer builder's work Is, at best, a Ppeve . ‘Shi =chicago’ Daly POETICAL EXPRESSION,

“Oh, that I had the wings of a bird.’ —WN. Y. Evening Journal. AntesMortem. ~ * When he hasn't a brake on his wheel ‘At the top of the hill—it is said That the inquest may later reveal A Very large break in his eee: Judge, Mutually Entertained, Terwilliger — I wonder why Jone: ‘and Smith are so fond of arguing with each other. Peterson—As near as I can find out each one thinks. the other is a fool:+ Puck, NOT. UP WITH THE TIMES. “T hear yers to give a party, Mis. Heeligan.” '“Yex; Mrs: “Mulligan, I am, and I’ve been. everywheres tryin’ ter get some of. that.‘pink tea’ ye reads so much about, and the aignorant, unstylish tings kape nothin’ but the old-fashioned green.”—N. Y. Truth. Farmer Grumbull. Last year he growled about “small erops’’— Did nothing but deplore ‘em. This year he's in the dumps because He “hasn't room to store ‘em! —Chicago Tribune. ne : . : “NATIONAL MARKET, Broad S¢., Opp. Citizens’ Bank. C.J. NAFPZIGER, Prop’r Peet. Pork, Mutton om. siermsetiers eo ~ of Souslly gand ina ast shane Grisgel Bros , Beef, Pork, Mutton, Lamb, Hams, BAOON, Eto., —Chicago Daily News, é Bread, Pies, Fancy Pastry, Plain Pastry, Etc., It’s Rightly Named ‘That’s what everybody in Nevada City says about the POPULAR BAKERY in the Transcript block on Commercial street. You can always depend upon it: that the Cakes, From this Bakery are all right in All orders promptly filled aud deHoward Loveland, Telephone West 8. Union « Fotel (+) Henry Metzenbangher, Prop’r, ‘FIRST-CLASS IN ALL ITS APPOINTMENTS . f ALL SUNNY ROOMS. W. U. Telegraph Office in the House., Stopping places for all stages and busses. Electric lights phtena ane the building, rendering it absolutely safe from fire. Has the lar; room inthe city, with the freshest and the market affords. A Few Odds and Ends Of ‘our -Holiday Specialties: are left which BA are; going to dispose of for ‘any and: up to. style, but neverthel extra every respect. ete ces ality and value, going for $1.00 MEADQUARTERS FOR WEDDING CAKES. . Tatost Gilles ‘and A talk Cen at Ladies’ wart Gentlemen's Shoes always livered at your doors, ng ee ‘at the lowest: prices, ng promptly and neatly done uaa pal eee © prices Machines.: Needles, Oil and. parte for all makes.of machines supplied to BOVEY BROTHERS, Broad Street. if Quarters. and most modern dining, ie . == ed of ae a I 1860 BY N. P. BROWN & CO, PROFESSIONAL CARDS. mates ms W. D. LONG, Attorney and Counselor at Li w, BFICE—COR. BROAD AND PINE STS. ) up stairs, Nevada City. W. W. WAGGONER, Civil Engineer and Surveyor. } DAE a BPE PUES FRED SEARLS, Attorney and Counselor at Law. wie PRACTICE ag ALL TH" couRT State and federal. Also « few pairs of Men’s Reese Fine ‘Shoes.not exactly ‘Also office for the Singer Sewing er. P. F. SIMONDS, “Attorney and Counselor at Law, ALPRED D. MASON, ” ,Attormey at Law and Notary Public. OrussTILLEY BUILDING, NEVADA CITY. i, C. LINDLEY, ‘Attorney. and Counselor at Law, FFICE-TILLEY BUILDING. COR. BROAD and Pine streets, Up Stairs. JOHN CALDWELL, Attorney at Law, Transcript Block, Commercial Street Nevada City. J. M. WALLING, Attorney : at : Law, PFI bag tame. a .COR-BROAD and Pine str. vis, Nevada C: THOS. Ss. FORD, Attorney and Counselor at Law, FICKE—LONES BUILDING, COR.-COMmercial and Pine stroete. The office of the NEVADA J CO. ELECTRIO POWER §$ Electricity For lighting and ° ; Gas The New Management Of the Union Hotel, with ip constantly adding improvements, make it the finest and most popular resort in the mountains: of Northern Central California, The Referee, Broad Street, opp. National Exchange Hotel JAMES HENSESSY, Empire.Stable, Nevada City, Prop’r. Livery and Feed. Stable, ROBERT M. LATTA, Proprietor. Best of attention gi given to trausien! oustomers, kk MIKE WHEELIHAN, Prop’r. a ese ie FINEST ;:; ; has-the largest lot of Wines, Liquors . xopsrs, CARRIAGES AND BUGGIES “and -Cigars. — tobe round tu thispare of the State. Agent for the amous Ruhstaller Gilt ante, The Glenbrook, ie wre ta Ralph Maitland ... .Proprietor "NATIONAL Choicest of Wines, Liquors and Cigars. os Give me call and you'll never regret Pine Street, Nevada City. Steam Beer on Draught, 5 Cents. Stables Open All Night. Foot of BroadStreet, Nevada Oity Telephone No. 72. ~ “THE BEST IS NONE TOO GOOD.” That’s the motto of yours truly, =e GEORGE W. TALLON, #nd it is a winner. He makes it a point to serve his patrons with the The Best Liquors, “THE COUNCIL’ “CHAMBER,” ¥ ors 5 ‘itmomes fevlor,” “Over Pepper,” The: Best Cigars. These are the attractions you can always find at * Beer 5 Cents a Glass, Ron . the favorite brands of Whiskies kept on nd,such as :.**Kentac lor,” ‘Jesse Wm. J. Britland. Dr. N. BE. Chapman, Dr, C. W., Chapman DENTISTS. Offiee at residence, Sacramento s) Nevada City, Cal.2 ‘1. L. BOWMAN. , 4:7. SHAW SHAW & BOWMAN, Dentists. Offiice in Oda Fellows Building, Broad Street Nevada City, Cal. VINE PLATE WORK A SPECIALTY « ALL KINDS OF FILLINGS. EXTRACTING SKILLFULLY DONS ae SOCIETY DIRECTORY. =m ae Mountain Company, No. 16 U. R.-K. of P. Meets at Armory Hall on the SECOND THURSDAY EVENING of each month. GEO. C, GAYLORD Caps C. H. Haxnison, Recorder. Milo Lodge, Knights of Pythias, Meets every Friday Evening, At Pythian Castle. PP ho gee Brethren are dpigenr! invited to . MOORE, C. 0. G. W. Oapzy, K. of RB, aaah Nevada City Lodge,, No. 82, A.;Q.— uU. Ww. Meets at Odd Fellows Hall Every Wgpinesday evening at 7:30 o’clock. S. LEE LEITER, M. W CHARLES E. ASHBURN, Recorder. Mistletoe erent No, 47, 1. 0 Meets at Odd Fellows Haiti. tvery 2d and 4th apiondsy, of each month at “WALTER YAUCH,.O, P. GEO. A. GRAY, Scribe. yer best Wines, Liquors and Cigars e market, and’ that always leads them to come again, The Peerless Saloon Isa High-<laes resort for gentlemen, and they all know where it is—on Broad. street just acrogs from the Citizens Bank. Nevada Assay Office, Established in 1858 by JAS. J. OTT, GILT EDGE SALOON: CHAS. McDEVITT, Prop. Finest Wines, Liquors and Cigars, SI1EAM BEER ON DRAUGHT S CTS. Corner Broad and Pine streets. Successor to Lammon Bros. Constantly on hand. No. 25 Main Street, NEVADA CITY, CAL. Gold anne ores of every action! a melted refined and assayed. ling of eyes f pom from 30 Rhee bs. pest eo d Pst, Go hee Silver Bare. Acids high fal for sale GEORGE A, GRAY, Funeral Director and. Embalmer. The Finest of Faueral ‘sFurnishings. Floral Pieces supplied to order. GEO. RICHARDSON, UNDERTAKER —AND— EMBALMER, Parlors Broad Street, opp. City Hal Geen dar and night. so furn: Hell’ in city free. Strict attention to all cal day ‘atghs. Lady attendant. Teles phone, West5. Telephone Nos.: Office 281, residence E. W. SCHMIDT, LEADING CIGAR DRALER, Pine Street. ....++.s+00:Nevada City Ca. LEADING LADY, Best 5 Cent Ciga: Pe FAR prpereial Mapere. : ——In sToox— GENERAL ARTHUR HUMBO a Coa LA , ‘ A Favorite Old Saloonl” UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. HAVE BOUGHT THE POPULAR SALOON }. on Commercial street known as the FREE COINAGE. Wines, Liquors ud Olgare ij ae Ce) in mar With than sou will poten a a cordial welcome, I ‘ Here you will alwa Hydraulic. Parlor, No, 56, N. 5.G. We Meets at Pythian Castle Every Tuesday evening at 7:30 o’clock. F. L. ARBOGASTD, Pres. ED, J. MORGAN, B. 8. Laurel Parior, No. 6, N. D. G. We , Meets at Pythian Castle Second and fourth Thursdays of each month ud BAL DOUGLARS He use ome et NEW YORK HOTEL. BROAD ST., NEVADA cITY, MRS. W,. S. RICHARDS, Proprietor UNDER N ANA T—A ho e-like uprecrdnt ‘todee' iaated . in Ry 7 Dit ite -pleasantest Ons oO} een. Ries rooms; tienen lights t! weunkoas? rane Faste is not nest purposed in the county service, SRIMETH FoR -OLANG yp = 1 Sse Etc. Dri ica Wi a oon ‘ORates moderate. Best accommodagions in the county for the money. FRANK’S PLACE? ‘FRED EILERMAN, Proprietor Broad. Street, above Pine,’ Nevada City.ENTERPRISE LAGER BEEP On draught. Best brands Jof Wines, Liquocs ai and ‘Cigars. . Pay Us A Us A OALL.