January 4, 1904 (4 pages)

f E p—NO. 12,644 PPRANSCRIPT Row’. )B, BRO ‘Hoax—Has Nerdwell gone wes to ette? anager oax--No; he’s gone west to: avoid © 4 pe ee The insuring of one’s life is one of those things which 0} most apt to. put off. ‘There aré few, however, who postpone what ought to be the inevita-: bie ubtil‘so late a perio the tough old smack . When be € surance office, he was naturally asked his age. His reply was, “Ninety-four” “Why, my: good man, we cannot in. . sure you,” said the company. “Why not?” he demanded. “Why, you are ninety-four years of age.” “What of that?” the 6ldman cried. “Look af statistics, and they will tell you. that fewer men die at ninety-four than at any other age.”—London Business I} Tistrateas __Bhe was spending her first. month i ‘the Latin quarter of Paris. Sho spoke. face ison the southwestern coast of English fluently, with a Boston accent; . Persia, onthe border of the Perstan also she spoke German, could make a. rulf. For 40 consecutive days ir 'fair stagger-at.Italan and knew a few . nonths of July and August: ‘words of Hindoostanee, but of French One. morning she. found herself, ina wrestling ‘match ‘with ‘a\bottle of ‘Wrench: shoe blacking. (The pesky’ bottle, understanding that it had to deal with.an’ alien, .reftised?to give up’ its cork. Shehad no’ corkscrew of. her own and did not know how to ask for, one,-#¥en if she dared suspect that her / Next door neighbor might be. possessed the luxury. The tine of her pet fork she had‘bent on the obstinate plug, the point of her best penknife she had broken: off short; and nothing remained except to throw the bottle out of a window to get at its contents. She dei. . The dinitg room of Hotel Antlers ted ’ the sew. . will be thrown open Friday night, the g machine the in thiscountry . date of the big leap year ball, from 12 ) was Sept, 10, 1846, when lias, Howe, . o’olook midnight to 8a. m., and oye‘Ht, obtained a patent for what grew . tors in all their delicious and appetizmachine. : Ouly three of the fitet Howe ing modes “— apt yen te all comers a has: been } c ; saws £00 < degrees in’: ne ade it a0 Bar i Were ‘made, however, and} ind to run up as high as 180 deg one of) these was! deposited. in the’ pat in the middle of the afternoon. ent office; in Washington as a model, ‘At Babretn, in the center, of the most,. 1t #8 not, until after 1850 that a tac torrid belt as though.it were nature's ry: Lor fe Dene. of sewing ma: intention to make the place, as unbearrT tes uilt, so the enormous bustable as possiby water from ‘wells is . ’ Se a has grown up in a short eee nice clon dept of: 100;200, 00 . : While Howe's invention marked the. and even 500 feet, but always with the} a sgeetind of a nuccessful industry, he same’ result—no water. ‘This; serious. . ¥85 SY 20 ‘means: the pioneer in ef; jrawback notwithstanding, a compara, . ffts to substitute mechanical for hand ively. numerous population contrives . “W's Ae far back as 1770 Thomas Wo live there, thanks to coplous aprings . Pe Patcated ip Hegiand a machine which burst forth from. the bottom. of embroidering. _ Another ‘machine the gulf more than a mile from the . fF embroidering in a loom was inventshore. : : ed by John Duncan in 1804, and twen1904 is now ready. It will be mailed to “SONK. any address for 80 cents. It Ie eur‘prising how euch an elegant, costly +00 ea sa family or person. is: .prepai Be stady the heavens, oF ‘Wood Meats . -. weather in’ 1904, without this wonderfal Hicks Almanac ‘and Prof, Hicks’ ‘splendid paper, “Word and Works.” Both are sent for only one dollar a ‘. year, “Word and Works” te among the best Amerioan magaszines. Like. . thé Hicks Almanac, it ts too well -q Raintoth for known to need farther commenda-— Vv Rain: Proof_C 0 tion, Few men have labored more faithfully for the public good or IRcoATS Htound-# wartier place inthe hearts or the people, Send ordere to. “Word. and Works” Publishing Oo , 2201 The hottest region en the earth's sur__ Proprietor. WN, Manager. ATES: Coe op gpieTiON 5 arrier, omit Definition, Week 12% Cts» 9 Colley Brothers have the ‘very bes of beef, pork, mutton and veal on hand all times g ee For Sale at a Bargain. Their Branch of Service. “To what branch of the military service do captains of industry be long?” asked. the nized yet sur yiving joker of .the party. “I give it up,” replied his victim wearily. . five lines inexceed 25 cents & ag 7 ihitional line ‘or 20 cents 4 month. Pay ably in advance Tho. well known Cleveland Ranch oonsiating of 80--acres under U, 8. patent. “Free water right. Vine dwef. ling, barn and other outhouses. For sale-ata bargain. Enquire of Brown ome ‘n-tight, but pot alr-tight, Wiltkeep you” : We rns water-proof quality is permanent _ # Rin with fine mit i ld at @ uggies will be 80 ; . eye immediately. i s carp office. diano For Sale. offered fur sale @ TRANSORIPT di-tf —— pring Piano is Bnquire at th ding for Sale. ‘ ame B IK rer of Pine anc i poe roe sale, Apply to “To the artillery, because they’re a ‘vig guns.’ See? Ha, ha, ho, bo!”’— Syracuse Herald. ‘ Cool Trees. It is not shade alone that makes it cooler under a tree in the summer, The coolness of. the: tree itself -belps, for its temperature is about’45-degrees F. at all times, as‘that of the:human body is a fraction more. than 98 degrees. So a clump of trees cools the air as a plece-of ice covls the water in a piten : iiss Wanted. : torall on retail trade and saatastating house; local tera@lary $20 paid weekly and genced; previous exper! position permanént; busEnolosed self-addressed sndeut Travers, 620 Mo: 28-21t ntlemsn or Lett in each business for an old estabfol wolid fiuguecal standing, isile weekly salary of $18 paid EMowday-with all -expensos Maquarters, Money advanced EB inciose pe, anton Bldg; Chicago; —-#2i-20t ‘ONE BIG WEEK ginning y.Monday, Jaary 4th Ervin Binal ‘s His Exeelient Company in Repertoire , } —— ? ptlImpu fence.” nilie.” Held by the Enemy.’ ofog Mrs Winthrope” ” * » a a a Samus O'Brien .* wand 35c. : Relraction No, 185 West 88th Stree’ New Yorg Cirv, N. Wine of Cardui has beep a blessing to often found that it was & great relief when pain, but I am reece ateful for w daughter and only child, noticed that MM Cage OF BLACK PLAGUE.” find inclosed. ae Y., April 8, 1908. my home. I have I was weary or in hat it did for our her menses were tardy and she suffered witli headaches and giddiness, heaviness in the abdomen and abont the loins. is seriously interfered with her studies and she had to discontinue several of them. The Soft Anuwer, Mr. Editor (he wrote): You will very kindly note there’s a poem ead a stamp inclosed within. If the poem stands .no show, use the stamp to let me know, but I'll be a poet yet, you bet. J. Puran. Then the editor wrote back: Although worth it doesn't lack, yet such maudlin rhymes as yours ere seldum read. Here’s $1 fur your letter, which is infinitely better than your poem, which: you'D Tas Ep. A visitor calling on me and discussing the matter sumgostes that I give her a course 0! of your Wine of Cardui as it had relieved her daughter daughter had used it for five weeks I found a great improvement in her looks, health and behavior, in factshe was-a different girl, The flow became. regular and we Lave net had any difficulty since, a similar trouble. After my Z TreasuRee, RaTHBONE MBMORIAL ASSOCIATION. ° WINE GARDUI Here the menstrual function had not been properly started and the unnatural condition was making the yo! girl an invalid. I p The ucadaches and giddiness, indicated something more than.a mere. temporary ailment. They were symptoms of a functional weakness which would become snore and more aggravated as years went by. But Mrs, Thompson was realy to take advice for-her daughter's welfare and she gave the little sufferer Wine of Cardui and now she is a well young woman. If your daughter is sickly and every ten. ow. lator that cures ni All druggists sell $1.00 bottles Wine of Cardui. sreqegatly ailing the letter of this good mother contains the best advice you can foll Wine of Cardui is the menstrual re ne cases out of Young girls, mothers and aged women find this tonic indispensable. the bedding Why take a . tourist sleeper? estion > thing else? The Pigg the is: Why take roomy3 better wily Sithotente =~ average ; ting, ments are up to toilet rooms for men and women; the sisle is and there is s heating making tea and coffee. Shee _ ww. pon, @, Ww. : covin Ei Pave; Monday, ed on request. . Francisco, Cal. there for of Yo San Francisco, Oal., “10, 1908, to the wife of a son, At Gaston December 99, 1908, to the wife of H. E. Brown, a deughter. “are named, in honor of a woman?” One. thé taste manufactared by an expert “. mixologist at Britiand’s. cided as_a last resort to try breaking the neck off the bottle. With a “stove lid “lifter” she administered several cautious taps in the region of the jugular of ‘the ‘obstinate neck. ‘Nothin’ doin’.”” Then ‘she. tapped harder. still, and the blacking came. All over her fingers it came; all over her light woolen skirt and over much of the floor and window sill. She decided to have the skirt cleaned and, packing it into a bundle, tripped off to an. establishment where she found. embarrassment because she could not understand questions. Finally she got the drift of the conversation. The ¢leaners wanted to know what had caused the spot. Fortunately a bottle of shoe blacking was standing near by, and she pointed at this and “ouid” and “ouid” until she left In heightened spirits, feeling that she war not helpless and that she had made the cleancrs understand. When the skirt was duly returned the following week, twas deat hisek.=—New York Tribeae, Loading Satan Down. “Lightning knocked the church steeple down,” some one said to Brother Dickey. “Yes; Satan’s eyes always flash fire when he sees a church steeple gwine up.” “And here’s a colored . brother kitted another at a canip weet-T ing.” “Yes; Satan goes ter meetin’ ‘long wid de res’ or dem en sometimes shouts de—loudes’* was drowned in the river last week.” “Oh, yes;.Satan’s in. de.water.too.He *bleege ter go dar ter’ cool off.” “So you blame everything ‘on Satan, do you?” “Bless God!” was the reply. “Ain't dat what he’s fer?’ — Atlanta Constitution. Conspicuous Example, “Women are belittled and made of no account in every possible way,” exclaimed the indignant head of the famfly. “Even the geographers willfully and deliberately slight her. How many really important towns in this country *Well, my dear,” ‘suid her husband, scratching his chin reflectively, “there’s ganesville, you know "--Chieago Trib Medical Lake Toilet Soap For the Scalp asashampoo. Itcleans the Scalp of crusts and dandraff, promotes the growth of the bair, cures all Skin diseases, takes pimples off the the face; is a eure cure for poison oak, and ig fine for cleansing teeth The Ordwray Plaster will cure Rheumatism, Lumbago, Lame Back or Side, Neuralgia, Pleurisy and a: Bronchial troubles, Cramps, Kidney disease, Dyspepsia, Sprains, Heart disease, Liver complaints, Dropsy, Female weakness, sore and weak Eyes. The above articles can bé had by calling on J. 8. HOLBROOK, Corner of Pine-and Commercial Streets, Nevada City, Cal. a28-tf —<———._—2-e@o->—. All kinds of nice Drinks that will suit “And-a-preaeher} “The water from these springs 1s obtained in a. most curious and novel manner. “Machadores”™. (divers), whose the peoplé of Bahreth with the: ing fluid, repair’to that portion of gulf where the springs are situated and bring: away with them hundreds of bags full of the water each day. The water of the gulf where thé springs burst forth is nearly 200 feet deep, bat these machadores manage to fill their goatskin sacks by: diving-to the bottom and holding the mouths of the: bags over the fountain jets—thia, too, withaut allowing the salt water of the. gulf to mix with it. The source of these submariuve fountains is thought to be in the hills of Osmond 400 and 500 miles away. Be sole.occupation ig, that .of furnishing. ing situated at the bottom of the galf,,’ tt is a, mystery how they were ever discovered, but the fact remains that they have been known since the dawn of history. a Explicit Directions. Major J. B. Pond, who has an inter national reputation as a pilot of lectuve platform celebrities, was in Philadelphia the other day. At the Broad Street station he was given some misinfor and he had to wait more than an hour for another one. “That reminds me,” he said, “of an experience [once had in Glasgow. 1 asked aman at the hotel what was the exact time-to leave itin order to’ <atch’ a morning boat plying between Glas gow and the next town on my itinerary. “*Well,’ he replied; ‘L-canna tell ye Just the time ‘twill be, but if ye'll leave five minutes afore ye see the etenmer comin’-’roonthe p'nt-ye'll be in time to catch it, sir.’ "—Philadetphia Press. . Getting Rid of a Bore, Billy Brady has an acquaintance who asks more questions to the minute than the wisest man can answet in an hour. Brady was hurrying through the lobby one night’ just before the curtain nu _ eer Why Only the very, Wévada county, and cigs ips 4904, to the wife of wal anville, a daughter. December A. BR. Morrison, Nevada couuty, Cal., vors KU spend . sweetening, and coloring when Jell-O sroduces better results in werything in the package. water and set to cool. It’s . Try it to-day. Eg Vacate: Oras: Strawberry, Raspberry, Atgrocers. 10c. ’ Attractive use gelatine and {("mwone hours soaking, flavoring ‘two minutes? Simply add hot yerfection. A sur ‘o trouble, less exto the housewife an Boar Bruit cementite? ‘ ticks ELL & FLEMING stock of Dry . be grr and Carpets which was TO. US. Laces, < rhe store will be closed all day Tuesday to unable us TO MARK THE PRICES DOWN the 6thofanuary, Closing Out Sale Commences the Big it A Goods, Fancy Goods, SOLD BY THE al mation about a train to New York, . . Presorttyy’ Roast Turkey with Oyster Dressing, Porterhouse Beef Pan Gravy Loin of Veal with Dreesing Mashed Potatoes French Peas New Engilend Pium Pudding—Hard Cocoanut Cream Pie Apple Pie Assorted Fruit Roquefort, Edam, With LOOAL APPLICATIONS, a8 they cannot reach the geat of the disease, Catarrh is a blood or conetitutional disease, and in order to cure it Hai’s Catarrbh f the best tonics koown. with the best blood purifiers, worteat combination of dients fal results in curing Catarrh. for teatimontals free. ty+five’ years later‘another’ Englishman named Heilman patented still another embroidering machine, The) first, recorded attempt at menical sewing was the invention of Thomas Saint, who took outa patent in, England in 1790 for a machine which executed the old crocliet stitch. It ‘was not @ success, but some of the features of the ‘Saint machine appear in the perfected machine of today. _Bartholemy Thimonnier patented in France in 1830 the first sewing machine put to practical use, Eighty. of his. machines were:in use for sewing army. clothing in 1841, when a mob, destroyed them because convinced they would drive seamstresses out of emoployment, 'Thimonnier built new and better machines, but all his work was again déstroyed by angry artisans in 1848 John J. Greenough took out the first patent for a sewing machine issued. in the. United States in 1842, It was intended to sew leather, but was of no practical use. Walter Hunt of New York built a sewing machine in 1834, but failed to Protect It by a patent. After Howe's machine’ appeared Hunt. declared it embodied the ideas of his machine of “his claim. after Howe's patent had proved suceessful, -andtheir genius was. devoted to perfecting every, part of the ma. -ohine. How well they have succeeded is shown ih the 8,500 patents for sewping meachihes’ and ‘attachments issued by the United-States-since 1850 and in the fact that the American sewing ma. chine leads all-others in every country in tha world.—New York Herald Revolution immi-ent. A eure sign of approaching revolt and serious trouble in your system is nervousoess, sleeplessness, or stomach upsets. Electric Bitters will quickly dismember the troublesome causes. It never faile to tone the stomach, regulate the Kidneys aod Bowels, stimulate the Liver and clarify the blood. Run down systems benefit particularly and all the usual attending aches vanish ander its searching and thorough effectiveness. Electric itters fe-only 60c., and that is rerned if it don’t give perfect satisfac fons W. D. Vinton, Drugegist. 2c Wm. Britland at his saloon on Broad street, makes a specialty of Fa-oy 4 Drinks, and you can devend that they ere mixed properly, — 00 TO CURE A COUGH IN ONE DAY Use Adams’ Irish Floss Sette” % Veal Pot Pie Ooared Oysters : . Peach a la conde Oranberry Sauce Pr Pork with Apple Sauce Ribs of Beef, Sweet Potatoes Steamed Potatoes Hubbard Squesb It. rm and Brandy Sauce a w Aseorted Cake Lemon Ice Cream Nate Raisins ——— Swies and Cream Cheese [) Figs ~ t t . Cate Noir ———__ ae Ca‘arrh Cannot Be Cured F e internal medicine. won Onn is taken interaiy, and aots directly on. the blood ucous surfaces, Hall’s Oatarrh en not a quack medicine. resoribed. e Mens in this country for years and is It was. . by one of the best. physiIt ie composed combined acting disurfaces, Th the two ingre. such wonderie what produces Bend prescription. regular on the mucous HENEY & OO., Props., Toledo, O. . 4 by druggists, price 75c. ie V’e Family Pille are the best. J.0 re \ CASTORIA . The Kind You Have Always Bought . \ P ck LE Z 1884, but be was unable to establish . -A-small army of inventors appeared . tion of thie condi cent years was which the fouat wuch time and annoyaa people that ite sale wae inal. a the fountain pen was not by apy centrated, instead of write there was ink init but, baot around for he yar tieatl recommended of that paerticuler pen and so on through a long process f ance, ‘ The macutacturers of the Quaker City Self-Filling Fou overcome all this bother aud ; to use as ing th the filler needed for the old There is nothing to unscrew, © i pen. & Morean. tf Locust treet. St. Louis, Mo, n27-lw on hand and can supply y now before the rainy season Shingles-will last longer than trom one pint up, Call and se Sugar Pine .and Cedar Shingles. si RE ESPEOLALLY ADAPLED TO THIS CLIMATE. MASURY’S PAINT Sawed Shakes We bave a large.lot ou with any amount desired, Repair your roof sets in. You will find that these Shakes and any other kind. Try them. We have this {celebrated Paint in all solors, and in cans’ from one 1 Py ‘ M. L. & D. MARSH Office and Yards—Head of Boulder St. Tel 917 into resp Waits For JOURNAL. {0 BR A A 3 r THOUSANDS 4 of students have gone from Chesnutwood’s Business College . SANTA ORUZ, OAL. onsible and good paying J, H. JANSON, President. ELATER Takes the place of shingles, tin, ir Authorized Capital Paid-Up Capital OFFICERS— Morgan; DL. RS—M, A. Preston, John man, Chas. EK. Clinch, John M. MONEY ORDERS isaued payab! [ELATERITE JS. MINERAL RUBBER) “YOU TAY INTEND BUILDING or find it necessary to REPLACE and ateop surfaces, gutters, valleys, ate. able in cost. Soild on merit. Guaranteed. THE ELATERITE ROOFING CO. Citizems Bani = Incorperated in 1876. BROAD ‘STREET,$200,000.00 . Peserve Fund 75,000.00 . Undivided Profits ident, J. T. Morgan; Vieo-President, Geo. M. H ssistant Cashier and Secorctary, M. A. Preston. Gghes; Oashiog, D. B A WORN-OUT ROOP ITE ROOFING ony tar and gravel, abd all prepared roofings. For flat mes to lay. Tempered for all climates. ReasonTt will pay to ask for prices and information, < 713 Market St., San Francisco ~~» —— . NEVADA OITY $ 5,500.00 36, T. Morgan, Geo. M. Hughes, D. B. ? vores ughes, D. B. Morgen, Lord Hous: . OFFiCE HOURS—From 10 a. M.to 4 P.M. Saturdays from 6:80 to 8 o’elock P. M. Money loaned on approved securities. : @ at per on all points in California, eungen! SIGHT DRABTES payable at par on LONDON, PARIS, DUBLIN, and all pointe BULLION purehased and assayed. ‘ Business for Grass Valley can be transacted with advantage at this Bank. B. J. Ruoron, Pres. G. J. Ruoton, ['-"}2 — er ection, The Quaker City Self-Filling Foun. tain Pen Fills Itself and Thereby Fills a Long Felt Want. Free Press. Any reliable time saver 13 eagerly the moderna business man. cogs rage ost forcefal illuetration of thinge in reobably the m the enthusiasm seemed to mean simply eans perfect and its users s00n yvered that the bother was only ith. at busy man.had to stop; he particular iok he manufactarers ical writing tool rl at A practical w it od wore ottopl ng wi nothing to sqairt, nothing to t out of order. am ple and substeatial and the iling it so simple that you ee ace y thought of it before. nder nobod "Tt is merely necessary to dip pressing it slightly, od go on wr Nf jer hi bap the botbersome kind. We feel that we are not overthe Queker City Self-Filling Pen when we saw t pac of fountain pen achieve ’ % USED‘ IN LEADING W. H. Martin, Vie™ ain pen wes greeted. the saving of 80 ce forso many being dispensed The finest bao agree i t well ae indifferently De ee eane anscrew eu a filler and otain Pen have roduced Ita construction is lift op es usual Its capacity is no that it represents the . * inks the fingers, Mee. Co with phediecon: by fe as y writ loge or operethe pen raising ountein jther Wet Nor Spot Them.”’ jaalities and designs of these goods. RR] sata L. HYMAN & 0O SON Merchant Tallor Se Ls Bs, We have a fresh stock of everything in the grocery line at our store. Try "our Me ut enkeey aah RAISINS, CURRANTS, CITRON, nly the best and sell as ow as possible. . ‘y a bottle of Shasta Water with your D.oner, , Bie Hive Grocery’ 2 GAOL ne ‘JACKSON, Proprietor. 3TRUCTION JNTAIN PEN 2d Ink ~yat never spills ink, io filler, can be fille any inkwell, anywhere ! For business students, schoolchildren---all who use a pen. S $1.00 J zorks far better thar 7 One ofthe finest tat‘es in town at this place. Also good liquore end Cigars. CHAMPION SALOOM

f E p—NO. 12,644 PPRANSCRIPT Row’. )B, BRO ‘Hoax—Has Nerdwell gone wes to ette? anager oax--No; he’s gone west to: avoid © 4 pe ee The insuring of one’s life is one of those things which 0} most apt to. put off. ‘There aré few, however, who postpone what ought to be the inevita-: bie ubtil‘so late a perio the tough old smack . When be € surance office, he was naturally asked his age. His reply was, “Ninety-four” “Why, my: good man, we cannot in. . sure you,” said the company. “Why not?” he demanded. “Why, you are ninety-four years of age.” “What of that?” the 6ldman cried. “Look af statistics, and they will tell you. that fewer men die at ninety-four than at any other age.”—London Business I} Tistrateas __Bhe was spending her first. month i ‘the Latin quarter of Paris. Sho spoke. face ison the southwestern coast of English fluently, with a Boston accent; . Persia, onthe border of the Perstan also she spoke German, could make a. rulf. For 40 consecutive days ir 'fair stagger-at.Italan and knew a few . nonths of July and August: ‘words of Hindoostanee, but of French One. morning she. found herself, ina wrestling ‘match ‘with ‘a\bottle of ‘Wrench: shoe blacking. (The pesky’ bottle, understanding that it had to deal with.an’ alien, .reftised?to give up’ its cork. Shehad no’ corkscrew of. her own and did not know how to ask for, one,-#¥en if she dared suspect that her / Next door neighbor might be. possessed the luxury. The tine of her pet fork she had‘bent on the obstinate plug, the point of her best penknife she had broken: off short; and nothing remained except to throw the bottle out of a window to get at its contents. She dei. . The dinitg room of Hotel Antlers ted ’ the sew. . will be thrown open Friday night, the g machine the in thiscountry . date of the big leap year ball, from 12 ) was Sept, 10, 1846, when lias, Howe, . o’olook midnight to 8a. m., and oye‘Ht, obtained a patent for what grew . tors in all their delicious and appetizmachine. : Ouly three of the fitet Howe ing modes “— apt yen te all comers a has: been } c ; saws £00 < degrees in’: ne ade it a0 Bar i Were ‘made, however, and} ind to run up as high as 180 deg one of) these was! deposited. in the’ pat in the middle of the afternoon. ent office; in Washington as a model, ‘At Babretn, in the center, of the most,. 1t #8 not, until after 1850 that a tac torrid belt as though.it were nature's ry: Lor fe Dene. of sewing ma: intention to make the place, as unbearrT tes uilt, so the enormous bustable as possiby water from ‘wells is . ’ Se a has grown up in a short eee nice clon dept of: 100;200, 00 . : While Howe's invention marked the. and even 500 feet, but always with the} a sgeetind of a nuccessful industry, he same’ result—no water.. ‘This; serious. . ¥85 SY 20 ‘means: the pioneer in ef; jrawback notwithstanding, a compara, . ffts to substitute mechanical for hand ively. numerous population contrives . “W's Ae far back as 1770 Thomas Wo live there, thanks to coplous aprings . Pe Patcated ip Hegiand a machine which burst forth from. the bottom. of embroidering. _ Another ‘machine the gulf more than a mile from the . fF embroidering in a loom was inventshore. : : ed by John Duncan in 1804, and twen1904 is now ready. It will be mailed to “SONK. any address for 80 cents. It Ie eur‘prising how euch an elegant, costly +00 ea sa family or person. is: .prepai Be stady the heavens, oF ‘Wood Meats . -. weather in’ 1904, without this wonderfal Hicks Almanac ‘and Prof, Hicks’ ‘splendid paper, “Word and Works.” Both are sent for only one dollar a ‘. year, “Word and Works” te among the best Amerioan magaszines. Like. . thé Hicks Almanac, it ts too well -q Raintoth for known to need farther commenda-— Vv Rain: Proof_C 0 tion, Few men have labored more faithfully for the public good or IRcoATS Htound-# wartier place inthe hearts or the people, Send ordere to. “Word. and Works” Publishing Oo , 2201 The hottest region en the earth's sur__ Proprietor. WN, Manager. ATES: Coe op gpieTiON 5 arrier, omit Definition, Week 12% Cts» 9 Colley Brothers have the ‘very bes of beef, pork, mutton and veal on hand all times g ee For Sale at a Bargain. Their Branch of Service. “To what branch of the military service do captains of industry be long?” asked. the nized yet sur yiving joker of .the party. “I give it up,” replied his victim wearily. . five lines inexceed 25 cents & ag 7 ihitional line ‘or 20 cents 4 month. Pay ably in advance Tho. well known Cleveland Ranch oonsiating of 80--acres under U, 8. patent. “Free water right. Vine dwef. ling, barn and other outhouses. For sale-ata bargain. Enquire of Brown ome ‘n-tight, but pot alr-tight, Wiltkeep you” : We rns water-proof quality is permanent _ # Rin with fine mit i ld at @ uggies will be 80 ; . eye immediately. i s carp office. diano For Sale. offered fur sale @ TRANSORIPT di-tf —— pring Piano is Bnquire at th ding for Sale. ‘ ame B IK rer of Pine anc i poe roe sale, Apply to “To the artillery, because they’re a ‘vig guns.’ See? Ha, ha, ho, bo!”’— Syracuse Herald. ‘ Cool Trees. It is not shade alone that makes it cooler under a tree in the summer, The coolness of. the: tree itself -belps, for its temperature is about’45-degrees F. at all times, as‘that of the:human body is a fraction more. than 98 degrees. So a clump of trees cools the air as a plece-of ice covls the water in a piten : iiss Wanted. : torall on retail trade and saatastating house; local tera@lary $20 paid weekly and genced; previous exper! position permanént; busEnolosed self-addressed sndeut Travers, 620 Mo: 28-21t ntlemsn or Lett in each business for an old estabfol wolid fiuguecal standing, isile weekly salary of $18 paid EMowday-with all -expensos Maquarters, Money advanced EB inciose pe, anton Bldg; Chicago; —-#2i-20t ‘ONE BIG WEEK ginning y.Monday, Jaary 4th Ervin Binal ‘s His Exeelient Company in Repertoire , } —— ? ptlImpu fence.” nilie.” Held by the Enemy.’ ofog Mrs Winthrope” ” * » a a a Samus O'Brien .* wand 35c. : Relraction No, 185 West 88th Stree’ New Yorg Cirv, N. Wine of Cardui has beep a blessing to often found that it was & great relief when pain, but I am reece ateful for w daughter and only child, noticed that MM Cage OF BLACK PLAGUE.” find inclosed. ae Y., April 8, 1908. my home. I have I was weary or in hat it did for our her menses were tardy and she suffered witli headaches and giddiness, heaviness in the abdomen and abont the loins. is seriously interfered with her studies and she had to discontinue several of them. The Soft Anuwer, Mr. Editor (he wrote): You will very kindly note there’s a poem ead a stamp inclosed within. If the poem stands .no show, use the stamp to let me know, but I'll be a poet yet, you bet. J. Puran. Then the editor wrote back: Although worth it doesn't lack, yet such maudlin rhymes as yours ere seldum read. Here’s $1 fur your letter, which is infinitely better than your poem, which: you'D Tas Ep. A visitor calling on me and discussing the matter sumgostes that I give her a course 0! of your Wine of Cardui as it had relieved her daughter daughter had used it for five weeks I found a great improvement in her looks, health and behavior, in factshe was-a different girl, The flow became. regular and we Lave net had any difficulty since, a similar trouble. After my Z TreasuRee, RaTHBONE MBMORIAL ASSOCIATION. ° WINE GARDUI Here the menstrual function had not been properly started and the unnatural condition was making the yo! girl an invalid. I p The ucadaches and giddiness, indicated something more than.a mere. temporary ailment. They were symptoms of a functional weakness which would become snore and more aggravated as years went by. But Mrs, Thompson was realy to take advice for-her daughter's welfare and she gave the little sufferer Wine of Cardui and now she is a well young woman. If your daughter is sickly and every ten. ow. lator that cures ni All druggists sell $1.00 bottles Wine of Cardui. sreqegatly ailing the letter of this good mother contains the best advice you can foll Wine of Cardui is the menstrual re ne cases out of Young girls, mothers and aged women find this tonic indispensable. the bedding Why take a . tourist sleeper? estion > thing else? The Pigg the is: Why take roomy3 better wily Sithotente =~ average ; ting, ments are up to toilet rooms for men and women; the sisle is and there is s heating making tea and coffee. Shee _ ww. pon, @, Ww. : covin Ei Pave; Monday, ed on request. . Francisco, Cal. there for of Yo San Francisco, Oal., “10, 1908, to the wife of a son, At Gaston December 99, 1908, to the wife of H. E. Brown, a deughter. “are named, in honor of a woman?” One. thé taste manufactared by an expert “. mixologist at Britiand’s. cided as_a last resort to try breaking the neck off the bottle. With a “stove lid “lifter” she administered several cautious taps in the region of the jugular of ‘the ‘obstinate neck. ‘Nothin’ doin’.”” Then ‘she. tapped harder. still, and the blacking came. All over her fingers it came; all over her light woolen skirt and over much of the floor and window sill. She decided to have the skirt cleaned and, packing it into a bundle, tripped off to an. establishment where she found. embarrassment because she could not understand questions. Finally she got the drift of the conversation. The ¢leaners wanted to know what had caused the spot. Fortunately a bottle of shoe blacking was standing near by, and she pointed at this and “ouid” and “ouid” until she left In heightened spirits, feeling that she war not helpless and that she had made the cleancrs understand. When the skirt was duly returned the following week, twas deat hisek.=—New York Tribeae, Loading Satan Down. “Lightning knocked the church steeple down,” some one said to Brother Dickey. “Yes; Satan’s eyes always flash fire when he sees a church steeple gwine up.” “And here’s a colored . brother kitted another at a canip weet-T ing.” “Yes; Satan goes ter meetin’ ‘long wid de res’ or dem en sometimes shouts de—loudes’* was drowned in the river last week.” “Oh, yes;.Satan’s in. de.water.too..He *bleege ter go dar ter’ cool off.” “So you blame everything ‘on Satan, do you?” “Bless God!” was the reply. “Ain't dat what he’s fer?’ — Atlanta Constitution. Conspicuous Example, “Women are belittled and made of no account in every possible way,” exclaimed the indignant head of the famfly. “Even the geographers willfully and deliberately slight her. How many really important towns in this country *Well, my dear,” ‘suid her husband, scratching his chin reflectively, “there’s ganesville, you know "--Chieago Trib Medical Lake Toilet Soap For the Scalp asashampoo. Itcleans the Scalp of crusts and dandraff, promotes the growth of the bair, cures all Skin diseases, takes pimples off the the face; is a eure cure for poison oak, and ig fine for cleansing teeth The Ordwray Plaster will cure Rheumatism, Lumbago, Lame Back or Side, Neuralgia, Pleurisy and a: Bronchial troubles, Cramps, Kidney disease, Dyspepsia, Sprains, Heart disease, Liver complaints, Dropsy, Female weakness, sore and weak Eyes. The above articles can bé had by calling on J. 8. HOLBROOK, Corner of Pine-and Commercial Streets, Nevada City, Cal. a28-tf —<———._—2-e@o->—. All kinds of nice Drinks that will suit “And-a-preaeher} “The water from these springs 1s obtained in a. most curious and novel manner. “Machadores”™. (divers), whose the peoplé of Bahreth with the: ing fluid, repair’to that portion of gulf where the springs are situated and bring: away with them hundreds of bags full of the water each day. The water of the gulf where thé springs burst forth is nearly 200 feet deep, bat these machadores manage to fill their goatskin sacks by: diving-to the bottom and holding the mouths of the: bags over the fountain jets—thia, too, withaut allowing the salt water of the. gulf to mix with it. The source of these submariuve fountains is thought to be in the hills of Osmond 400 and 500 miles away. Be sole.occupation ig, that .of furnishing. ing situated at the bottom of the galf,,’ tt is a, mystery how they were ever discovered, but the fact remains that they have been known since the dawn of history. a Explicit Directions. Major J. B. Pond, who has an inter national reputation as a pilot of lectuve platform celebrities, was in Philadelphia the other day. At the Broad Street station he was given some misinfor and he had to wait more than an hour for another one. “That reminds me,” he said, “of an experience [once had in Glasgow. 1 asked aman at the hotel what was the exact time-to leave itin order to’ <atch’ a morning boat plying between Glas gow and the next town on my itinerary. “*Well,’ he replied; ‘L-canna tell ye Just the time ‘twill be, but if ye'll leave five minutes afore ye see the etenmer comin’-’roonthe p'nt-ye'll be

in time to catch it, sir.’ "—Philadetphia Press. . Getting Rid of a Bore, Billy Brady has an acquaintance who asks more questions to the minute than the wisest man can answet in an hour. Brady was hurrying through the lobby one night’ just before the curtain nu _ eer Why Only the very, Wévada county, and cigs ips 4904, to the wife of wal anville, a daughter. December A. BR. Morrison, Nevada couuty, Cal., vors KU spend . sweetening, and coloring when Jell-O sroduces better results in werything in the package. water and set to cool. It’s . Try it to-day. Eg Vacate: Oras: Strawberry, Raspberry, Atgrocers. 10c. ’ Attractive use gelatine and {("mwone hours soaking, flavoring ‘two minutes? Simply add hot yerfection. A sur ‘o trouble, less exto the housewife an Boar Bruit cementite? ‘ ticks ELL & FLEMING stock of Dry . be grr and Carpets which was TO. US.. Laces, < rhe store will be closed all day Tuesday to unable us TO MARK THE PRICES DOWN the 6thofanuary, Closing Out Sale Commences the Big it A Goods, Fancy Goods, SOLD BY THE al mation about a train to New York, . . Presorttyy’ Roast Turkey with Oyster Dressing, Porterhouse Beef Pan Gravy Loin of Veal with Dreesing Mashed Potatoes French Peas New Engilend Pium Pudding—Hard Cocoanut Cream Pie Apple Pie Assorted Fruit Roquefort, Edam, With LOOAL APPLICATIONS, a8 they cannot reach the geat of the disease, Catarrh is a blood or conetitutional disease, and in order to cure it Hai’s Catarrbh f the best tonics koown. with the best blood purifiers, worteat combination of dients fal results in curing Catarrh. for teatimontals free. ty+five’ years later‘another’ Englishman named Heilman patented still another embroidering machine, The) first, recorded attempt at menical sewing was the invention of Thomas Saint, who took outa patent in, England in 1790 for a machine which executed the old crocliet stitch. It ‘was not @ success, but some of the features of the ‘Saint machine appear in the perfected machine of today. _Bartholemy Thimonnier patented in France in 1830 the first sewing machine put to practical use, Eighty. of his. machines were:in use for sewing army. clothing in 1841, when a mob, destroyed them because convinced they would drive seamstresses out of emoployment, 'Thimonnier built new and better machines, but all his work was again déstroyed by angry artisans in 1848 John J. Greenough took out the first patent for a sewing machine issued. in the. United States in 1842, It was intended to sew leather, but was of no practical use. Walter Hunt of New York built a sewing machine in 1834, but failed to Protect It by a patent. After Howe's machine’ appeared Hunt. declared it embodied the ideas of his machine of “his claim. after Howe's patent had proved suceessful, -andtheir genius was. devoted to perfecting every, part of the ma. -ohine. How well they have succeeded is shown ih the 8,500 patents for sewping meachihes’ and ‘attachments issued by the United-States-since 1850 and in the fact that the American sewing ma. chine leads all-others in every country in tha world.—New York Herald Revolution immi-ent. A eure sign of approaching revolt and serious trouble in your system is nervousoess, sleeplessness, or stomach upsets. Electric Bitters will quickly dismember the troublesome causes. It never faile to tone the stomach, regulate the Kidneys aod Bowels, stimulate the Liver and clarify the blood. Run down systems benefit particularly and all the usual attending aches vanish ander its searching and thorough effectiveness. Electric itters fe-only 60c., and that is rerned if it don’t give perfect satisfac fons W. D. Vinton, Drugegist. 2c Wm. Britland at his saloon on Broad street, makes a specialty of Fa-oy 4 Drinks, and you can devend that they ere mixed properly, — 00 TO CURE A COUGH IN ONE DAY Use Adams’ Irish Floss Sette” % Veal Pot Pie Ooared Oysters : . Peach a la conde Oranberry Sauce Pr Pork with Apple Sauce Ribs of Beef, Sweet Potatoes Steamed Potatoes Hubbard Squesb It. rm and Brandy Sauce a w Aseorted Cake Lemon Ice Cream Nate Raisins ——— Swies and Cream Cheese [) Figs ~ t t . Cate Noir ———__ ae Ca‘arrh Cannot Be Cured F e internal medicine. won Onn is taken interaiy, and aots directly on. the blood ucous surfaces, Hall’s Oatarrh en not a quack medicine. resoribed. e Mens in this country for years and is It was. . by one of the best. physiIt ie composed combined acting disurfaces, Th the two ingre. such wonderie what produces Bend prescription. regular on the mucous HENEY & OO., Props., Toledo, O. . 4 by druggists, price 75c. ie V’e Family Pille are the best. J.0 re \ CASTORIA . The Kind You Have Always Bought . \ P ck LE Z 1884, but be was unable to establish . -A-small army of inventors appeared . tion of thie condi cent years was which the fouat wuch time and annoyaa people that ite sale wae inal. a the fountain pen was not by apy centrated, instead of write there was ink init but, baot around for he yar tieatl recommended of that paerticuler pen and so on through a long process f ance, ‘ The macutacturers of the Quaker City Self-Filling Fou overcome all this bother aud ; to use as ing th the filler needed for the old There is nothing to unscrew, © i pen. & Morean. tf Locust treet. St. Louis, Mo, n27-lw on hand and can supply y now before the rainy season Shingles-will last longer than trom one pint up, Call and se Sugar Pine .and Cedar Shingles. si RE ESPEOLALLY ADAPLED TO THIS CLIMATE. MASURY’S PAINT Sawed Shakes We bave a large.lot ou with any amount desired, Repair your roof sets in. You will find that these Shakes and any other kind. Try them. We have this {celebrated Paint in all solors, and in cans’ from one 1 Py ‘ M. L. & D. MARSH Office and Yards—Head of Boulder St. Tel 917 into resp Waits For JOURNAL. {0 BR A A 3 r THOUSANDS 4 of students have gone from Chesnutwood’s Business College . SANTA ORUZ, OAL. onsible and good paying J, H. JANSON, President. ELATER Takes the place of shingles, tin, ir Authorized Capital Paid-Up Capital OFFICERS— Morgan; DL. RS—M, A. Preston, John man, Chas. EK. Clinch, John M. MONEY ORDERS isaued payab! [ELATERITE JS. MINERAL RUBBER) “YOU TAY INTEND BUILDING or find it necessary to REPLACE and ateop surfaces, gutters, valleys, ate. able in cost. Soild on merit. Guaranteed. THE ELATERITE ROOFING CO. Citizems Bani = Incorperated in 1876. BROAD ‘STREET,$200,000.00 . Peserve Fund 75,000.00 . Undivided Profits ident, J. T. Morgan; Vieo-President, Geo. M. H ssistant Cashier and Secorctary, M. A. Preston. Gghes; Oashiog, D. B A WORN-OUT ROOP ITE ROOFING ony tar and gravel, abd all prepared roofings. For flat mes to lay. Tempered for all climates. ReasonTt will pay to ask for prices and information, < 713 Market St., San Francisco ~~» —— . NEVADA OITY $ 5,500.00 36, T. Morgan, Geo. M. Hughes, D. B. ? vores ughes, D. B. Morgen, Lord Hous: . OFFiCE HOURS—From 10 a. M.to 4 P.M. Saturdays from 6:80 to 8 o’elock P. M. Money loaned on approved securities. : @ at per on all points in California, eungen! SIGHT DRABTES payable at par on LONDON, PARIS, DUBLIN, and all pointe BULLION purehased and assayed. ‘ Business for Grass Valley can be transacted with advantage at this Bank. B. J. Ruoron, Pres. G. J. Ruoton, ['-"}2 — er ection, The Quaker City Self-Filling Foun. tain Pen Fills Itself and Thereby Fills a Long Felt Want. Free Press. Any reliable time saver 13 eagerly the moderna business man. cogs rage ost forcefal illuetration of thinge in reobably the m the enthusiasm seemed to mean simply eans perfect and its users s00n yvered that the bother was only ith. at busy man.had to stop; he particular iok he manufactarers ical writing tool rl at A practical w it od wore ottopl ng wi nothing to sqairt, nothing to t out of order. am ple and substeatial and the iling it so simple that you ee ace y thought of it before. nder nobod "Tt is merely necessary to dip pressing it slightly, od go on wr Nf jer hi bap the botbersome kind. We feel that we are not overthe Queker City Self-Filling Pen when we saw t pac of fountain pen achieve ’ % USED‘ IN LEADING W. H. Martin, Vie™ ain pen wes greeted. the saving of 80 ce forso many being dispensed The finest bao agree i t well ae indifferently De ee eane anscrew eu a filler and otain Pen have roduced Ita construction is lift op es usual Its capacity is no that it represents the . * inks the fingers, Mee. Co with phediecon: by fe as y writ loge or operethe pen raising ountein jther Wet Nor Spot Them.”’ jaalities and designs of these goods. RR] sata L. HYMAN & 0O SON Merchant Tallor Se Ls Bs, We have a fresh stock of everything in the grocery line at our store. Try "our Me ut enkeey aah RAISINS, CURRANTS, CITRON, nly the best and sell as ow as possible. . ‘y a bottle of Shasta Water with your D.oner, , Bie Hive Grocery’ 2 GAOL ne ‘JACKSON, Proprietor. 3TRUCTION JNTAIN PEN 2d Ink ~yat never spills ink, io filler, can be fille any inkwell, anywhere ! For business students, schoolchildren---all who use a pen. S $1.00 J zorks far better thar 7 One ofthe finest tat‘es in town at this place. Also good liquore end Cigars. CHAMPION SALOOM