January 5, 1904 (4 pages)

rOparty, only uns . hee blic a3 the Be ——_—--———. =e bs ———__—_—~ NEVADA.CITY, CAL: TUESDAY EVENING, JANUARY: 5, 3 f D goin Wonderful Bird Flight. a Getting, Back. : T The most wonderful bird flight noted “Gee, no!” exclaimed the pretty cast i TRANSCRIP ls the migratory.achlevemnent of the girl. “Tf don’t want nothin’ to do with » Virginia plover, wh ‘ _ . you. I wouldn’t marry.you if:you was ern ae adi Bebe fiero od peday ee the last man on.earth,, Is that plain ing a course down the Atlantic, usually enough English. for you?” . « rier, 12% Cts. a Week . *ate of four tiles a. minute. mudas, reaches the coast of Brazil in the mortified bookkeeper, “Dut it “et “3 : pil ee one unbroken, flight.ef fifteen hours, ‘Bnglish.”—Chieago Tribune. : covering a distance of 8,200 miles at the t Retaladitaat A light supper, a good night’s sleep and a fine morning have often made a BEARDS AND GLASSES, Swo Ornaments That Are Rarely Found Upen Hotel Waiters, “Hyer see a walter wearing glasges?” demanded the inquisitor. ia No one could remember, although just. why a waiter should,mot be seem with glasses'as well as any other man was hot apparent. : “Tt’s just like the wearing of beards,” went on the inquisitor. “The propriedoe od ae A Poet's Pastime. = It was not only as a boy that Words ‘worth; mai age steel, hissed along the polished He was'‘a skater of skill in his manhood. “A girt: skater;-noan. better, in these parts,” was.the testimony of a Dales man, quoted by Canon Rawnsley in his “Lake Country Sketches.” On ope occasion the poet went by himsel Why Amerfcans Drink. ‘“Pieasureable emotional excitement ig a great relaxer,” says a writer in Ainslee’s. “Every kind of work is ‘Hable to leave the muscles and nerves tense and overdrawn. We often see muscle tonvs corrugating the brow, t innervation impulses coptinue to flow out from the nerve centers after toil is over. We Americans lack.the very words gemuth and esprit, , en EST; IN 1860 BY N. P, BROWN & CO. nistiaiieemasiaiteniaiaiataaiiaiaiiaeil Ths Curse of Womankind at we '[Rev. Ir R. Hicks 1904 Almanac, Is sick and nervous headaches. Sherman’s Headache. Cure gives instant:"re. The Rev. Irl R. Hicks Almanac for lief. One dosecures. Guaranteed per1904 ie now ready. It will be mailed to fectly harmless. Immédiate relief . ®0y address for 80 cents. It is surrigidifying the face oF attitudes and 950 and 10c a box. It cures neuralgia . prising how seach an elegant, costly showing Every box guaranteed, For sale by H. Dickerman, sole agent. Good Meats : ; book can be sent.prepsid.so cheaply. No family or person is prepared to study the heavens, or the storms and weather in 1904, without thie wonder7 Wanted. Lower Keyto figure a bit upon the White ; and it is very hard for us to entire! ’ Ler Spatts—My love, I wish you would . hero of the same man who by indies . wogg ¢ or) « man iar a boy to tors of our important hotels, restauforget the atruggle for existence in sod Colley Brothers'have the very beful Hicks Almanec and Prof, Hicke’ 7otion, a restless night and a rainy 10°}. geen the snow from the ice for him. tants and cafes will not permit either! a1 intercourse. The careful studies of . of beef, pork, mutton and veal on hand splendid paper, “Word and Works,” he alter the key of your voice. ini , Spatts—What’s the matter w 2 Pi Ean Chesterfield. ot Vl Spatts—Oh, nothing; only from the BE : ‘expression ‘of Eliza. Jane’s face after An Explanation. {ng would have proved a cowurd.— our recent argument I’m certain It Schoolmistress—Jobnnie, who was ft ts xeced five lines, in: Apis Reading ton 35 conte q . tnd Country. that prompted you then? I heard some she whisper that date to you. renee Johnnie—Please, ma’am, I expect Hf fits every keyhole in the house.—Town beards or glasses to be worn bytheir waiters. It is possible that in some old fashioned family or commercial hotel the servitors may be ‘found with, their noses straddled by optical, helps, but you won’t find ’em along Broad-, way. “Now, this is a fact worthy of, note When the boy returned from his labor, the man asked: ee “well, did Mr. Wudsworth gie ye owt?” ; “Nay,” rejoined the boy, with a grin of content from ear to ear. -“I seed him fummle tho’.” Partridge and others sliow that the de’ sire for this kind of unbending is om of the chief causes that lead Ameri‘eans to drink, because they have lost the power to feel the normal exhilaration which inebriation stimulates. Instinct points to this as a great boon, Both are sent for only one dollar a so0-+— year. ‘Word and Worke” is among For Sale! at a Bargain. the best American magazines. Like tlie Hicks Almanac, it is too well known to need farther commenda-~ The well known Cleveland Ranch . tion. Few men have labored more consisting of 80 acres under U. 8./. faithfully for the public good or all times. ‘month, Eac itional OC ; é ht th and soit is sought over cups and gla tain ee pente a month. Suparsittion, . was history repeatin’ itself again. eee en ie Po eto hanes because in every other calling in life] eg in the Soncisiniiis Foe Nathan fie patent. Free water right. ¥ine dwel . cand a warmer place in the hearts of ce en oevenee Parson (visiting _ prison) ᐀圀栀礀 _ are — ie been much impressed by the quiet way} tbe-Damber_of persons. wearing-glasves. srtigcial stimulation. A little more rol. "0@, barn and other cuthouses. For . the people, Send orders to “Word es of gies For Sele. you here, my misguided friend? Strange Fishing Matches. in which Wordsworth had borne his is on the increase, and even in Our] HckIng jollity, with jest and quip with . 8sle at a bargain. Enquire of Brown and Works” Publishing Co, 2201 368. tees and riage, with fine harness. Allucky No. 13. at ®) parson—Indeed!. How’s that? 13 buggies will be sold Prisoner—I’m’ the victim of the unIn the olden time in England lords amusements. They were always on the lookout for some novelty, and une Prisoner—Twelve jurors and one of the strangest they discovered was judge.—Chieago News. Skering Piano is offered for sale m. Enquire at the TRANsoRIPT. the hungry ,man.in the boarding, house inte the water from the boat in whick di-tf . dining roam,. ‘to decide.-whether yer . Were all the gay lords and ladies. Then, fishing by a goose. A liné with a baited Too Small a Steak. hook attached having been fastened to “}]} match pennies with you,” said. the goose, tied to its leg, she was flung \ ilding for Sale. Hing on the corne ts is offered for sale. Apply to ADEMAN. r of Pine and. steaks.” the loud splashings, wheelings and take my share of beef or I take yours.". When @ pike caught the bait, she was “No, thank you,” replied the other sport indeed, a royal battle between hungry one. .“I never play for smajl bird and fish, and all the time, between flounderings, the onlookers in the boat The Broken Engagement. giving vent to their feelings in cheers, ied Advertisements, Isabel—Weren’t you congenial? handclappings and handkerchief wavArabella—Not at all. He made me] ing. jealous, and I couldn’t make bim jealBut the goose was usually the victor, eus.—Detroit Free Press. and ended the struggle by landing its prisoner on the shore, where its quack, Fame. quack, as it cleared itself from the line Wanted. i person to call on retail trade and f manufacturing house; local ter-. ly, and, their quarrels all get into ‘he of Perthshire was often the scené of fraizht salary $20 paid weekly and. newspapers.” —Life. a oney advanced; previous experiary ; position permanent sful. Enclosed self-addressed’ and waddled away ended the scene. The lake of Monteith in-the southwest “How do they get on together?” “Famously! They quarrel continual such angling matches. and ladies.sometimes, invented « queer . 3 busschools a considerable . percentage of \very small children. will. be— found Wéaring glasses, and while, as 1 say, hotel, restaurant and cafe proprietors. are opposed to the glasses, atill I have seldom found a waiter whose eyes ipdicated that he was in the slightest need of them. “You may argue that restaurant waiters. are._generally young men. Grant you that instantly, but all the same thousands of men of similar age have to wear them in almost every other occupation. “The majority of those servitors commence in boyhood, and the demand of their vocation causes no strain on the eyesight. Consequently that may Anxious. account in a measure for the absence Alice—How did you feel while Fred. of any necessity for the use of specs. was proposing to you? Moreover, the steam from hot viands Mildred—Two or three times I felt . would render them useleas probably.’— ike supplying the words I knew he. New York Telegram. was groping for, but of course that : . wouldn’t-have been the thing to do at Remee Congtes. all. ta making Roman candies a e7ta arical case is taken and packed with a A Good Word. lot of stars. At the bottom of the cass Ferdy—I put in a good word for you, . they put some of the.composition they. fall. His. skate had caught in a stone Pwhen be. was in full swing, and he came down with a crash. “He didn’t swear nor say nowt,” said the boy, “but he just sot up an’ said, ‘Bh, boy, that was a bad fall, wasn't 1c?” sne settied it. “gir,” began the youth, “I have come to ask for your daughter’s hand in’-— “No, sir!” snorted her father. “You can’t have her! What could possibly have prompted you to ask’”— “Why—er—she did, sir!” “Oh, that’s different! Also, that settles it?’—Philadelphia Press. congenial friends, the tale, the song, perhaps the quiet, harmless game that does not overtax the system—of all this we have too little in our stern American life, with its tendencies to overtonicity and cramps of.will and attention.” The Demon of Indigestion. Cooks and housekeepers have a no bier mission than they as a class seem to be aware of. It is that of feeding the human being and keeping him ip health and good working condition. A + poorly fed man is likely to be miserable. Few if any of us are able to rise above conditions. “A sick man, sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “ig always a scoundrel.” The language is perhaps somewhat strong and lacking in charity, but it contains a good grain of truth. The dyspeptic, who sees the world given over to evil and dally growing worse, is very likely to think himself unable to swim against the cur. rent and to drift to disaster. “We are saved by hope,” but without a good digestion faith, hope and charity are & ‘Moraan. te . Locust street, St. Louie, Mo, n27-lw = Sugar Pine SawedShakes ,.and Cedar Shingles. ‘ AF ESPECIALLY ADAPTED TO THIS CLIMATE. We have a large lot : on hand and can supply you with any amount desired. Repair your roof now before the rainy season sets in. You will find that these Shakes and Shingles will last longer than any other kind. Try them. : MASURY’S PAINT We have this jcelebrated Paint in all colors,and in cans from one from one pint ap. Oall and see. M. L. & D. MARSH Office and Yards—Head of Boulder St. Tel. 917 EEE 0 a a VV VN aM a THOUSANDS of students have gone from “Sul : almost impossible. ) ° PSuperiaiendent Travers, 2 Mo. gm 2 Oe eld hap. I fold her you ad more . putin rockets, and top of etch ear 0 Chesnutwood’s Business College ),000 Wanted. . Algy—And what did she say then? _ . chemicals green and red lights are preGenuee Niel ik pln oe SAN'TA ORUZ, OAL. Blue C d Ferdy—She asked me if you had ary . juced. Green lights like those use@ . y.nny—vVelocity is what Sete ed into responsible and good paying worthy Gentleman or Lady in each You Can Be wred. 5g Ra a6tnu Chote) Bink: In death scenes on the stage at the . 6, of a bumblebee with. : POSITIONS vada seanage busicsnoal standing. A “Yes, itis a pretty bonnet,” said the theater are made by mizing a great The Parson—My boy, I’m sorry to WRITE FoR JOURNAL. J. H. JANSON, President sta Poant Panay: Ay salen ection Neh Seaas, ARK, ‘April 28, 1903. prospective purchaser, “but the price quantity of nitrate of barytes wit® . aoe you flying your kite on the SabA A AM A A MR A aa a furs 00, IAL. iD -each wm headquarters. Mone advanced . Enelose addressed envelope. Bal health were gradually diminishing. I Haw0. Caxton Bidg. Chicago.When I was first married I found that my gprensth and [email protected] and irritable, and wasin bed a week and sometimes ten SITS days of every month, and had intense bearing down pains. 8 ONE BIG WEEK egitning. , January SATER My husband had Joy herp phycicien I ay . used his medicine for nearly four months, but I gradually grew aor. had lees strength, and nally, Was unubie to exe my atall. a eed : i ee who was calling on me brought mv & buttie of Wine of Carini aud was ae ee B its praise that I told her that I would take it to please her. ene surprised and pisnsed that before I had used the bottle I really felt better, » I Reps oe Oe Oe Pe 2 bottles brought back my lost healtt J. : ow and strength, and I have not had a Ea veer sick day six months. Hrs Etta Finnegan TReasuRER, ST. ANDREWS’ SocigtY. ath . Jesaly-—-been— inverted. shows that it is not a real artistic cre. small quantities of sulphur, chlorate ation. It is only $11.66.” of potash, charcoal pulverized and er -*Pardonme, madam,?suerelysaid . genic. the milliner. ‘The price card has care. °~ It shonid.be. _ Net Famillar-With Hle Rank. . “Cardinal .Gibbons.was. formerly. a frequent visitor to Cape May,” leaid a visitor who just returned . from that resort to a representative Immunity. . x r “You want ra ieee my daughter fof a New York newspaper, “and @o you? Well, I’m free to say you're . nsually took long walks morning the most impudent upstart that ever’— . and afternoon by the seashore. He “Yes, you're free to say it because ‘always wore his cardinal’s skullcap “Send it home today,” ordered the eustomer.— Millinery Trade Review. MDoctor is the only Specialist pf San Francieco on the Science ing Glasses. Doctor is Registered ande b Optometry. Doctor has neyer had a case to ‘him. He has sent in his 575tb iption. se—opposite Episcopal Church. to 4 p. a City. Hours? a. m. Island. “Scenic” or “Southern” routes, whichever ROCK iSlane Oasys. pusiia tied allenn 6a3 Market St., Sen Bennsissa, Cal, t State Bronchial troubles, Cramps, Kidney “Excuse me, sir, but the lining disease, Dyspepsia, Sprains, Heart of your hat has slipped down in the disease, Liver complaints, Dropsy, Feback.’ male weakness, sore and weak Eyes. “The cardinal thanked her graveThe above articles can be bad by ly, but as soon as she left he laughcalling on J.8. HOLBROOK, ed heartily at ber mistake.” Corner of Pine and Commercial . +e Streets, Nevada City,Cal. a28-tf . Wonderfyl Nerye bath. Small Boy—Dat’s all right, misDis kite’s made uv a ’ligious paSmall Ned, hearing a number of frogs in a pond making a hideous noise, exclaimed, “My geodness, but the trogeies list seep awa sound! P “Why do you think so?’ asked his mother. “’Cause they snore so loud,” replied Ned.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. TO CURE A COUGH IN ONE DAY Use Adams’ Irish [oss Cough Balsam Prescribed by the best physicians for It’s the best Light. Only the very vest of wines, liquor ‘Is displayed by mapy & man enduring LECrRICITY is the SE [ELATERITE 1S MINERAL RUBBER) or fing it necessary to REPLACE A WORN-OUT ROOF ELATERITE ROOFING Takes the place of shiugles, tin, lrou, tar aud gravel, and all roofings. and steep surfaces, gutters, valleys, etc. Kasy *3 lay. ee eee elimates. Fhe Ronn able in coat. Sold on merit. Guaranteed. It will pay to ask for prices and information. THE ELATERITE ROOFING Co. ; 713 Market St., Sana Francisco = —] Citizens Wank feet r¥) : “ede bet dat. iat Ooughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Bronchitis The :ia ei pea ee ti oui and allthroat and lung trouble, 25c, Incorperated in 1876 the Cy. Es B0c. Atall druggists. ota Rane . fate, ¢ > STREET . ° y r the g Bb Mrs. Finnegan had little hope of relief because pie itl a every In the ee oa ee — ae , NEVADA OITY z. \ time she had those spells of menstrual suffering with attendant bearing Agoring Bride—Jack, darling, is this ° orized Capital $200,000.00. P.eserve Fund = -os pin lunkall down pains she was nee And every month the pain was growing Wednesday or Thursday ? ' Emil Frese’s Paid-Up Capital 75,000.00 tindlviaed Protite < , ators will . more severe. ; * Doting Groom—I think it’s Friday ; l ring ce But Mrs. Finnegan was cured by hid a of ae: ae is How ae @earest. Sea eee Calkinr aed Gece WO ee M. Hughes; Cashier, D. 8 well that there are few women who would not be glad to have the heal “Of this werk 7’—Life. DIRECTORS—M. A. P , John T. Mo : " 2 “she has. And any woman who has those dreaded Learing down pains : se eee , : man, Chas. E. Gitssk, gobo iM. a ae Geo. M. Hughes, D. E. Morgan, Lord Housvou can have the same relief. OFFiCB HOURS—From 10a. M.to4 .M. Saturdays from 6: , Do . “Shamus O’Brien.”’ You can be free from menstrual irregularities if you take this pure A Very Close Call. . a arouses Siaeay loaned om apusdead sadvieee: urdays from 6:80 to 8 o’slook P. M. y—''Held by the Enemy.” vegetable wing. Why ao pork a sera yen id what it has done “T stack to my engine, although ev-! Bic rsa see hale mi py err arunr erie tY at per on all points In California, s? Secure a eo of Card oday. . 7 38 t e D bl LO N, INC. or ae Fore Mw 00 bate ery joint ached nid every nerve wae kidneys, and cures dyspeptic stomBUROPE. payable at par on LONDON, PARIS, DUBLIN, and all pointe g! . racked with pain,” writes O. W. Bel-, achs, Its action is mild and pleasBULLION purchased and aseayed. ft lamy, a locomotive fireman, of Bur ant, the results sureand pattnns t Business for Grass Valle bet ted with ad ’ mit 9 ru 1en ‘D or Gr a y can ransac wit. t th te y Matinee—‘‘East Lynn.” sington, Iowa. “1 was weak and pale, . apr ee srnee ie a condition mevenke 9h Sas Rew: a ! 0 enjoy perfect health. Tt tday night— without any appetite and all ran cown. est cure for constipation. ‘all aeige E. J. Ruotos. gos W. H. Mantin, Vice P ale As I was about to give up, I got a botgists and grocers, 250. . J. Reoron, Cashier. J " tle of Electric Bitters, and after taking , ae <i 5 ges, 15c, 25c and 35c , it, I felt as well as I ever did in my = i Have you been to. ets 5 life.” Weak, sickly, run down people N d C i k 7 A { The sensible always gain new life, strength and 6Va d ounty an ? jnont Sveclal'st in Refraction g : de es ay t. vigor from their ase. Try them. SztNEVADA CITY, CAL. g Ww eas iefaction guaranteed by W. D. Vinton, 7 oe $92 Larkin Street. San F opr druggist, Price 50 cents. By Company C, N. G. Cc. pee UP ad $50,000 Bot wees Gaidin Gets av ig en oF ee MoAl ‘ 60% of the people Medical Lake Toilet Soap at Armory Hall A General Commercis! and Savirgs oer wince who cross the contiBanking Busines Transac ed. AP WENTY SES " nent make the tri in te Gold bought and advances made on —Turkis he Chinese nal roome stourstsleepingca se orieerpeerectentd ae Saturday Evening] taigessar TEE ee et It i ible the Scalp of crusts and dandruff, proy g Distudre ss onany pare of the world. The James H. Babcock Catering Co. GIRS At is senst motes the growth of the hair, cures a!l A LADY STOPPED HIM. —_ wn PDAS om REEON OS MOEN? Gaalvoteiten MJ re) Z ~ = ,’ " : way to go—much Skin diseases, takes pimples off the of scarlet silk, of which an inch or Music by Wild’s Orchestra Interest Paid on Deposits less expensive than the face; is a eure cure for poison oak, 50 showed below the rim of his silk ieee é ir. ‘traveling in a stand and is fine for cleansing teeth. hat. Admlesion—Gents, 50 ote. -Ladies Free . 27704 Street_--sere eer cidileeesatiaie ard sleeper, and almost as comfortable. The Ordwray Plaster will cure “One afternoon while he was on f , ° iB Bac! e j : het be eure You go the right way—via the Rock Se ee cal a. ye ee walk a lady stopped him f Diamonds Sold on Insta'iments ’ $ ’ ot Bé 3 P $1 PER WEEK For particulars write to EUREKA DIAMOND CO, 407-8-9 Parrot Building f Agents wanted. San Francisco, Cal. j Fancy Drinks, sp al + : esa LY wr wee PS ie? WES SACRAMENTO, CAL. BEST HOTEL IN THE CITY -, . pains of accidental Cats, Wounde, — . and cigars are served st the Klondike Bruises, Burns, Scelde, Sore feet or saloon on Spring street and courteous . . i ¢ joints. But there’a no need for known, It’s clean. Ive j treatment is tendered all vieitors. . ; : OTTS ASSAY OFFICE, Wm. Peard, the proprietor, invite it, Baoklen‘s Arnica Balvye will Kill certain —press a button the pain and curethe trouble, It’s the dit’ : th allto sali on bim. da81-tf an 80D; press another s best-Balve on earth for the Piles, too. and it f. N Established in 1853. ra seer te . na eel hg © wore 444444 Property for Sale. 25c., at W. D. Vinton’s, Draggist. explos‘ona, no more I buy Gold Dust and Gold bother with oil lamps, no va more emokey chimneys Gilt-edge security against etorm and and Silver Bars. .Nevada City, Cal. It’s cheaper in the long stress of weather in Gilt Edge whisky. FOR SALE. —*#£ kK k& Wichman, Lutgen & Co,, 820 Olay 8t., Four graded-Durham Bulls, Calves Feed B : co ie Our New Gas hight. Wheet, arley and Rolled Barley, And wreoks the brain. If yon wart a good, ogol drink o° also Two Pollen China Male Pigs. Sherman’s Headache Cure will cure beer—the very best in town—drop in and see Wm. Barry. = iin 6 xT \ N y k F rticalara address you. You éwallow a pill, and the head peers) Seton ee Cee Oe Hevada . cw or Hotel aris W. ‘a OREPS, ache is gone. They oure neuraigia. For Croap and Infantile coughs, County Gas & Electric Co., Erle, “=a -nd10c.a box. For sale by Hjcontains no narcotlos or stupefying. § JOHN WERRY, Manager. ESPECIALLY FOR CHILDRDEN . JOHN G. RICHARDS, Prop, Bears tan sole agent. drngs. 250, 60c. Druggiste. Oar Best inogndesvent lamps, 150 Sach —— “Ser a pevery. day except. Monday. ass Valley pa‘rons allowed fare ways, iss Veda B. Gourley . Stenographer light nowadays. Yoa ought to pat it in your house. It’s the safegt I'ght Oyster Cocktails, ™ : Thie New and Modern House ie : The best of Beor, Cigars, etc. fecated in the center of business, and is first. Can always be found atthe favorite ree Gass in all its appointments. sort of Board and Koom, $1 to 61.50 per day. Meals 25e. Free bus to and fromall traina WM. LAND, Prop. The Best Meal} in Town ‘So say everybody who dines at the New York Hotel, We aim to treat all nicely and feed you well, and to make you as comfortable. as possible, so that you may feel at home here,.Qur rooms are light and airy aad the beds soft and comfortable. Call around and see, © Fred Eilerman, ON BROAD STREET. — The G.von Schmitburg homestead, pear the rew steel bridge is offered for eale at a bargain. Enquire at once of BBOWN & MORGAN. See eee egy ge Headache Saps Your Vitalitv Nothing has ever equalled it. Nothing can ever surpass It. Dr. King’s New Discovery For Cereus sna°™ woctstsa , . . Plata and Fancy Mixed Drinks ips pad: We would be pleased to see yoa at any time. THE EAGLE SALOOM _ — al Work andCorrespondence aptly attended to. i i fice in Nevada County Real Estate pge, opposite Hote: Antlers, ~ «NEVADA CITY, OAL. Cool and Sharp is the Beer drawn by us. We make a specialty of keeping only the best. We also serve other Is the best for business houses. It’s far cheaper than electric lights for people who ase it for only a few hourse night. One dose of A Perfect For All Throat and Cure ; Lung Troubles. Money back if it fails. Trial Botties free. PFICE—Tilley Building — Hours, "2 to dand 7 to9 p. m. Leeve calle at Vinton’s oo hem me rege statement ae

rOparty, only uns . hee blic a3 the Be ——_—--———. =e bs ———__—_—~ NEVADA.CITY, CAL: TUESDAY EVENING, JANUARY: 5, 3 f D goin Wonderful Bird Flight. a Getting, Back. : T The most wonderful bird flight noted “Gee, no!” exclaimed the pretty cast i TRANSCRIP ls the migratory.achlevemnent of the girl. “Tf don’t want nothin’ to do with » Virginia plover, wh ‘ _ . you. I wouldn’t marry.you if:you was ern ae adi Bebe fiero od peday ee the last man on.earth,, Is that plain ing a course down the Atlantic, usually enough English. for you?” . « rier, 12% Cts. a Week . *ate of four tiles a. minute. mudas, reaches the coast of Brazil in the mortified bookkeeper, “Dut it “et “3 : pil ee one unbroken, flight.ef fifteen hours, ‘Bnglish.”—Chieago Tribune. : covering a distance of 8,200 miles at the t Retaladitaat A light supper, a good night’s sleep and a fine morning have often made a BEARDS AND GLASSES, Swo Ornaments That Are Rarely Found Upen Hotel Waiters, “Hyer see a walter wearing glasges?” demanded the inquisitor. ia No one could remember, although just. why a waiter should,mot be seem with glasses'as well as any other man was hot apparent. : “Tt’s just like the wearing of beards,” went on the inquisitor. “The propriedoe od ae A Poet's Pastime. = It was not only as a boy that Words ‘worth; mai age steel, hissed along the polished He was'‘a skater of skill in his manhood. “A girt: skater;-noan. better, in these parts,” was.the testimony of a Dales man, quoted by Canon Rawnsley in his “Lake Country Sketches.” On ope occasion the poet went by himsel Why Amerfcans Drink. ‘“Pieasureable emotional excitement ig a great relaxer,” says a writer in Ainslee’s. “Every kind of work is ‘Hable to leave the muscles and nerves tense and overdrawn. We often see muscle tonvs corrugating the brow, t innervation impulses coptinue to flow out from the nerve centers after toil is over. We Americans lack.the very words gemuth and esprit, , en EST; IN 1860 BY N. P, BROWN & CO. nistiaiieemasiaiteniaiaiataaiiaiaiiaeil Ths Curse of Womankind at we '[Rev. Ir R. Hicks 1904 Almanac, Is sick and nervous headaches. Sherman’s Headache. Cure gives instant:"re. The Rev. Irl R. Hicks Almanac for lief. One dosecures. Guaranteed per1904 ie now ready. It will be mailed to fectly harmless. Immédiate relief . ®0y address for 80 cents. It is surrigidifying the face oF attitudes and 950 and 10c a box. It cures neuralgia . prising how seach an elegant, costly showing Every box guaranteed, For sale by H. Dickerman, sole agent. Good Meats : ; book can be sent.prepsid.so cheaply. No family or person is prepared to study the heavens, or the storms and weather in 1904, without thie wonder7 Wanted. Lower Keyto figure a bit upon the White ; and it is very hard for us to entire! ’ Ler Spatts—My love, I wish you would . hero of the same man who by indies . wogg ¢ or) « man iar a boy to tors of our important hotels, restauforget the atruggle for existence in sod Colley Brothers'have the very beful Hicks Almanec and Prof, Hicke’ 7otion, a restless night and a rainy 10°}. geen the snow from the ice for him. tants and cafes will not permit either! a1 intercourse. The careful studies of . of beef, pork, mutton and veal on hand splendid paper, “Word and Works,” he alter the key of your voice. ini , Spatts—What’s the matter w 2 Pi Ean Chesterfield. ot Vl Spatts—Oh, nothing; only from the BE : ‘expression ‘of Eliza. Jane’s face after An Explanation. {ng would have proved a cowurd.— our recent argument I’m certain It Schoolmistress—Jobnnie, who was ft ts xeced five lines, in: Apis Reading ton 35 conte q . tnd Country. that prompted you then? I heard some she whisper that date to you. renee Johnnie—Please, ma’am, I expect Hf fits every keyhole in the house.—Town beards or glasses to be worn bytheir waiters. It is possible that in some old fashioned family or commercial hotel the servitors may be ‘found with, their noses straddled by optical, helps, but you won’t find ’em along Broad-, way. “Now, this is a fact worthy of, note When the boy returned from his labor, the man asked: ee “well, did Mr. Wudsworth gie ye owt?” ; “Nay,” rejoined the boy, with a grin of content from ear to ear. -“I seed him fummle tho’.” Partridge and others sliow that the de’ sire for this kind of unbending is om of the chief causes that lead Ameri‘eans to drink, because they have lost the power to feel the normal exhilaration which inebriation stimulates. Instinct points to this as a great boon, Both are sent for only one dollar a so0-+— year. ‘Word and Worke” is among For Sale! at a Bargain. the best American magazines. Like tlie Hicks Almanac, it is too well known to need farther commenda-~ The well known Cleveland Ranch . tion. Few men have labored more consisting of 80 acres under U. 8./. faithfully for the public good or all times. ‘month, Eac itional OC ; é ht th and soit is sought over cups and gla tain ee pente a month. Suparsittion, . was history repeatin’ itself again. eee en ie Po eto hanes because in every other calling in life] eg in the Soncisiniiis Foe Nathan fie patent. Free water right. ¥ine dwel . cand a warmer place in the hearts of ce en oevenee Parson (visiting _ prison) ᐀圀栀礀 _ are — ie been much impressed by the quiet way} tbe-Damber_of persons. wearing-glasves. srtigcial stimulation. A little more rol. "0@, barn and other cuthouses. For . the people, Send orders to “Word es of gies For Sele. you here, my misguided friend? Strange Fishing Matches. in which Wordsworth had borne his is on the increase, and even in Our] HckIng jollity, with jest and quip with . 8sle at a bargain. Enquire of Brown and Works” Publishing Co, 2201 368. tees and riage, with fine harness. Allucky No. 13. at ®) parson—Indeed!. How’s that? 13 buggies will be sold Prisoner—I’m’ the victim of the unIn the olden time in England lords amusements. They were always on the lookout for some novelty, and une Prisoner—Twelve jurors and one of the strangest they discovered was judge.—Chieago News. Skering Piano is offered for sale m. Enquire at the TRANsoRIPT. the hungry ,man.in the boarding, house inte the water from the boat in whick di-tf . dining roam,. ‘to decide.-whether yer . Were all the gay lords and ladies. Then, fishing by a goose. A liné with a baited Too Small a Steak. hook attached having been fastened to “}]} match pennies with you,” said. the goose, tied to its leg, she was flung \ ilding for Sale. Hing on the corne ts is offered for sale. Apply to ADEMAN. r of Pine and. steaks.” the loud splashings, wheelings and take my share of beef or I take yours.". When @ pike caught the bait, she was “No, thank you,” replied the other sport indeed, a royal battle between hungry one. .“I never play for smajl bird and fish, and all the time, between flounderings, the onlookers in the boat The Broken Engagement. giving vent to their feelings in cheers, ied Advertisements, Isabel—Weren’t you congenial? handclappings and handkerchief wavArabella—Not at all. He made me] ing. jealous, and I couldn’t make bim jealBut the goose was usually the victor, eus.—Detroit Free Press. and ended the struggle by landing its prisoner on the shore, where its quack, Fame. quack, as it cleared itself from the line Wanted. i person to call on retail trade and f manufacturing house; local ter-. ly, and, their quarrels all get into ‘he of Perthshire was often the scené of fraizht salary $20 paid weekly and. newspapers.” —Life. a oney advanced; previous experiary ; position permanent sful. Enclosed self-addressed’ and waddled away ended the scene. The lake of Monteith in-the southwest “How do they get on together?” “Famously! They quarrel continual such angling matches. and ladies.sometimes, invented « queer . 3 busschools a considerable . percentage of \very small children. will. be— found Wéaring glasses, and while, as 1 say, hotel, restaurant and cafe proprietors. are opposed to the glasses, atill I have seldom found a waiter whose eyes ipdicated that he was in the slightest need of them. “You may argue that restaurant waiters. are._generally young men. Grant you that instantly, but all the same thousands of men of similar age have to wear them in almost every other occupation. “The majority of those servitors commence in boyhood, and the demand of their vocation causes no strain on the eyesight. Consequently that may Anxious. account in a measure for the absence Alice—How did you feel while Fred. of any necessity for the use of specs. was proposing to you? Moreover, the steam from hot viands Mildred—Two or three times I felt . would render them useleas probably.’— ike supplying the words I knew he. New York Telegram. was groping for, but of course that : . wouldn’t-have been the thing to do at Remee Congtes. all. ta making Roman candies a e7ta arical case is taken and packed with a A Good Word. lot of stars. At the bottom of the cass Ferdy—I put in a good word for you, . they put some of the.composition they. fall. His. skate had caught in a stone Pwhen be. was in full swing, and he came down with a crash. “He didn’t swear nor say nowt,” said the boy, “but he just sot up an’ said, ‘Bh, boy, that was a bad fall, wasn't 1c?” sne settied it. “gir,” began the youth, “I have come to ask for your daughter’s hand in’-— “No, sir!” snorted her father. “You can’t have her! What could possibly have prompted you to ask’”— “Why—er—she did, sir!” “Oh, that’s different! Also, that settles it?’—Philadelphia Press. congenial friends, the tale, the song, perhaps the quiet, harmless game that does not overtax the system—of all this we have too little in our stern American life, with its tendencies to overtonicity and cramps of.will and attention.” The Demon of Indigestion. Cooks and housekeepers have a no bier mission than they as a class seem to be aware of. It is that of feeding the human being and keeping him ip health and good working condition. A + poorly fed man is likely to be miserable. Few if any of us are able to rise above conditions. “A sick man, sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “ig always a scoundrel.” The language is perhaps somewhat strong and lacking in charity, but it contains a good grain of truth. The dyspeptic, who sees the world given over to evil and dally growing worse, is very likely to think himself unable to swim against the cur. rent and to drift to disaster. “We are saved by hope,” but without a good digestion faith, hope and charity are & ‘Moraan. te . Locust street, St. Louie, Mo, n27-lw = Sugar Pine SawedShakes ,.and Cedar Shingles. ‘ AF ESPECIALLY ADAPTED TO THIS CLIMATE. We have a large lot : on hand and can supply you with any amount desired. Repair your roof now before the rainy season sets in. You will find that these Shakes and Shingles will last longer than any other kind. Try them. : MASURY’S PAINT We have this jcelebrated Paint in all colors,and in cans from one from one pint ap. Oall and see. M. L. & D. MARSH Office and Yards—Head of Boulder St. Tel. 917 EEE 0 a a VV VN aM a THOUSANDS of students have gone from “Sul : almost impossible. ) ° PSuperiaiendent Travers, 2 Mo. gm 2 Oe eld hap. I fold her you ad more . putin rockets, and top of etch ear 0 Chesnutwood’s Business College ),000 Wanted. . Algy—And what did she say then? _ . chemicals green and red lights are preGenuee Niel ik pln oe SAN'TA ORUZ, OAL. Blue C d Ferdy—She asked me if you had ary . juced. Green lights like those use@ . y.nny—vVelocity is what Sete ed into responsible and good paying worthy Gentleman or Lady in each You Can Be wred. 5g Ra a6tnu Chote) Bink: In death scenes on the stage at the . 6, of a bumblebee with. : POSITIONS vada seanage busicsnoal standing. A “Yes, itis a pretty bonnet,” said the theater are made by mizing a great The Parson—My boy, I’m sorry to WRITE FoR JOURNAL. J. H. JANSON, President sta Poant Panay: Ay salen ection Neh Seaas, ARK, ‘April 28, 1903. prospective purchaser, “but the price quantity of nitrate of barytes wit® . aoe you flying your kite on the SabA A AM A A MR A aa a furs 00,

IAL. iD -each wm headquarters. Mone advanced . Enelose addressed envelope. Bal health were gradually diminishing. I Haw0. Caxton Bidg. Chicago.When I was first married I found that my gprensth and [email protected] and irritable, and wasin bed a week and sometimes ten SITS days of every month, and had intense bearing down pains. 8 ONE BIG WEEK egitning.. , January SATER My husband had Joy herp phycicien I ay . used his medicine for nearly four months, but I gradually grew aor. had lees strength, and nally, Was unubie to exe my atall. a eed : i ee who was calling on me brought mv & buttie of Wine of Carini aud was ae ee B its praise that I told her that I would take it to please her. ene surprised and pisnsed that before I had used the bottle I really felt better, » I Reps oe Oe Oe Pe 2 bottles brought back my lost healtt J. : ow and strength, and I have not had a Ea veer sick day six months. Hrs Etta Finnegan TReasuRER, ST. ANDREWS’ SocigtY. ath . Jesaly-—-been— inverted. shows that it is not a real artistic cre. small quantities of sulphur, chlorate ation. It is only $11.66.” of potash, charcoal pulverized and er -*Pardonme, madam,?suerelysaid . genic. the milliner. ‘The price card has care. °~ It shonid.be. _ Net Famillar-With Hle Rank. . “Cardinal .Gibbons.was. formerly. a frequent visitor to Cape May,” leaid a visitor who just returned . from that resort to a representative Immunity. . x r “You want ra ieee my daughter fof a New York newspaper, “and @o you? Well, I’m free to say you're . nsually took long walks morning the most impudent upstart that ever’— . and afternoon by the seashore. He “Yes, you're free to say it because ‘always wore his cardinal’s skullcap “Send it home today,” ordered the eustomer.— Millinery Trade Review. MDoctor is the only Specialist pf San Francieco on the Science ing Glasses. Doctor is Registered ande b Optometry. Doctor has neyer had a case to ‘him. He has sent in his 575tb iption. se—opposite Episcopal Church. to 4 p. a City. Hours? a. m. Island. “Scenic” or “Southern” routes, whichever ROCK iSlane Oasys. pusiia tied allenn 6a3 Market St., Sen Bennsissa, Cal, t State Bronchial troubles, Cramps, Kidney “Excuse me, sir, but the lining disease, Dyspepsia, Sprains, Heart of your hat has slipped down in the disease, Liver complaints, Dropsy, Feback.’ male weakness, sore and weak Eyes. “The cardinal thanked her graveThe above articles can be bad by ly, but as soon as she left he laughcalling on J.8. HOLBROOK, ed heartily at ber mistake.” Corner of Pine and Commercial . +e Streets, Nevada City,Cal. a28-tf . Wonderfyl Nerye bath. Small Boy—Dat’s all right, misDis kite’s made uv a ’ligious paSmall Ned, hearing a number of frogs in a pond making a hideous noise, exclaimed, “My geodness, but the trogeies list seep awa sound! P “Why do you think so?’ asked his mother. “’Cause they snore so loud,” replied Ned.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. TO CURE A COUGH IN ONE DAY Use Adams’ Irish [oss Cough Balsam Prescribed by the best physicians for It’s the best Light.. Only the very vest of wines, liquor ‘Is displayed by mapy & man enduring LECrRICITY is the SE [ELATERITE 1S MINERAL RUBBER) or fing it necessary to REPLACE A WORN-OUT ROOF ELATERITE ROOFING Takes the place of shiugles, tin, lrou, tar aud gravel, and all roofings. and steep surfaces, gutters, valleys, etc. Kasy *3 lay. ee eee elimates. Fhe Ronn able in coat. Sold on merit. Guaranteed. It will pay to ask for prices and information. THE ELATERITE ROOFING Co. ; 713 Market St., Sana Francisco = —] Citizens Wank feet r¥) : “ede bet dat. iat Ooughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Bronchitis The :ia ei pea ee ti oui and allthroat and lung trouble, 25c, Incorperated in 1876 the Cy. Es B0c. Atall druggists. ota Rane . fate, ¢ > STREET . ° y r the g Bb Mrs. Finnegan had little hope of relief because pie itl a every In the ee oa ee — ae , NEVADA OITY z. \ time she had those spells of menstrual suffering with attendant bearing Agoring Bride—Jack, darling, is this ° orized Capital $200,000.00. P.eserve Fund = -os pin lunkall down pains she was nee And every month the pain was growing Wednesday or Thursday ? ' Emil Frese’s Paid-Up Capital 75,000.00 tindlviaed Protite < , ators will . more severe. ; * Doting Groom—I think it’s Friday ; l ring ce But Mrs. Finnegan was cured by hid a of ae: ae is How ae @earest. Sea eee Calkinr aed Gece WO ee M. Hughes; Cashier, D. 8 well that there are few women who would not be glad to have the heal “Of this werk 7’—Life. DIRECTORS—M. A. P , John T. Mo : " 2 “she has. And any woman who has those dreaded Learing down pains : se eee , : man, Chas. E. Gitssk, gobo iM. a ae Geo. M. Hughes, D. E. Morgan, Lord Housvou can have the same relief. OFFiCB HOURS—From 10a. M.to4 .M. Saturdays from 6: , Do . “Shamus O’Brien.”’ You can be free from menstrual irregularities if you take this pure A Very Close Call. . a arouses Siaeay loaned om apusdead sadvieee: urdays from 6:80 to 8 o’slook P. M. y—''Held by the Enemy.” vegetable wing. Why ao pork a sera yen id what it has done “T stack to my engine, although ev-! Bic rsa see hale mi py err arunr erie tY at per on all points In California, s? Secure a eo of Card oday. . 7 38 t e D bl LO N, INC. or ae Fore Mw 00 bate ery joint ached nid every nerve wae kidneys, and cures dyspeptic stomBUROPE. payable at par on LONDON, PARIS, DUBLIN, and all pointe g! . racked with pain,” writes O. W. Bel-, achs, Its action is mild and pleasBULLION purchased and aseayed. ft lamy, a locomotive fireman, of Bur ant, the results sureand pattnns t Business for Grass Valle bet ted with ad ’ mit 9 ru 1en ‘D or Gr a y can ransac wit. t th te y Matinee—‘‘East Lynn.” sington, Iowa. “1 was weak and pale, . apr ee srnee ie a condition mevenke 9h Sas Rew: a ! 0 enjoy perfect health. Tt tday night— without any appetite and all ran cown. est cure for constipation. ‘all aeige E. J. Ruotos. gos W. H. Mantin, Vice P ale As I was about to give up, I got a botgists and grocers, 250. . J. Reoron, Cashier. J " tle of Electric Bitters, and after taking , ae <i 5 ges, 15c, 25c and 35c , it, I felt as well as I ever did in my = i Have you been to.. ets 5 life.” Weak, sickly, run down people N d C i k 7 A { The sensible always gain new life, strength and 6Va d ounty an ? jnont Sveclal'st in Refraction g : de es ay t. vigor from their ase. Try them. SztNEVADA CITY, CAL. g Ww eas iefaction guaranteed by W. D. Vinton, 7 oe $92 Larkin Street. San F opr druggist, Price 50 cents. By Company C, N. G. Cc. pee UP ad $50,000 Bot wees Gaidin Gets av ig en oF ee MoAl ‘ 60% of the people Medical Lake Toilet Soap at Armory Hall A General Commercis! and Savirgs oer wince who cross the contiBanking Busines Transac ed. AP WENTY SES " nent make the tri in te Gold bought and advances made on —Turkis he Chinese nal roome stourstsleepingca se orieerpeerectentd ae Saturday Evening] taigessar TEE ee et It i ible the Scalp of crusts and dandruff, proy g Distudre ss onany pare of the world. The James H. Babcock Catering Co. GIRS At is senst motes the growth of the hair, cures a!l A LADY STOPPED HIM. —_ wn PDAS om REEON OS MOEN? Gaalvoteiten MJ re) Z ~ = ,’ " : way to go—much Skin diseases, takes pimples off the of scarlet silk, of which an inch or Music by Wild’s Orchestra Interest Paid on Deposits less expensive than the face; is a eure cure for poison oak, 50 showed below the rim of his silk ieee é ir. ‘traveling in a stand and is fine for cleansing teeth. hat. Admlesion—Gents, 50 ote. -Ladies Free . 27704 Street_--sere eer cidileeesatiaie ard sleeper, and almost as comfortable. The Ordwray Plaster will cure “One afternoon while he was on f , ° iB Bac! e j : het be eure You go the right way—via the Rock Se ee cal a. ye ee walk a lady stopped him f Diamonds Sold on Insta'iments ’ $ ’ ot Bé 3 P $1 PER WEEK For particulars write to EUREKA DIAMOND CO, 407-8-9 Parrot Building f Agents wanted. San Francisco, Cal. j Fancy Drinks, sp al + : esa LY wr wee PS ie? WES SACRAMENTO, CAL. BEST HOTEL IN THE CITY -, . pains of accidental Cats, Wounde, — . and cigars are served st the Klondike Bruises, Burns, Scelde, Sore feet or saloon on Spring street and courteous . . i ¢ joints. But there’a no need for known, It’s clean. Ive j treatment is tendered all vieitors. . ; : OTTS ASSAY OFFICE, Wm. Peard, the proprietor, invite it, Baoklen‘s Arnica Balvye will Kill certain —press a button the pain and curethe trouble, It’s the dit’ : th allto sali on bim. da81-tf an 80D; press another s best-Balve on earth for the Piles, too. and it f. N Established in 1853. ra seer te . na eel hg © wore 444444 Property for Sale. 25c., at W. D. Vinton’s, Draggist. explos‘ona, no more I buy Gold Dust and Gold bother with oil lamps, no va more emokey chimneys Gilt-edge security against etorm and and Silver Bars. .Nevada City, Cal. It’s cheaper in the long stress of weather in Gilt Edge whisky. FOR SALE. —*#£ kK k& Wichman, Lutgen & Co,, 820 Olay 8t., Four graded-Durham Bulls, Calves Feed B : co ie Our New Gas hight. Wheet, arley and Rolled Barley, And wreoks the brain. If yon wart a good, ogol drink o° also Two Pollen China Male Pigs. Sherman’s Headache Cure will cure beer—the very best in town—drop in and see Wm. Barry. = iin 6 xT \ N y k F rticalara address you. You éwallow a pill, and the head peers) Seton ee Cee Oe Hevada . cw or Hotel aris W. ‘a OREPS, ache is gone. They oure neuraigia. For Croap and Infantile coughs, County Gas & Electric Co., Erle, “=a -nd10c.a box. For sale by Hjcontains no narcotlos or stupefying. § JOHN WERRY, Manager. ESPECIALLY FOR CHILDRDEN . JOHN G. RICHARDS, Prop, Bears tan sole agent. drngs. 250, 60c. Druggiste. Oar Best inogndesvent lamps, 150 Sach —— “Ser a pevery. day except. Monday. ass Valley pa‘rons allowed fare ways, iss Veda B. Gourley . Stenographer light nowadays. Yoa ought to pat it in your house. It’s the safegt I'ght Oyster Cocktails, ™ : Thie New and Modern House ie : The best of Beor, Cigars, etc. fecated in the center of business, and is first. Can always be found atthe favorite ree Gass in all its appointments. sort of Board and Koom, $1 to 61.50 per day. Meals 25e. Free bus to and fromall traina WM. LAND, Prop. The Best Meal} in Town ‘So say everybody who dines at the New York Hotel, We aim to treat all nicely and feed you well, and to make you as comfortable. as possible, so that you may feel at home here,.Qur rooms are light and airy aad the beds soft and comfortable. Call around and see, © Fred Eilerman, ON BROAD STREET. — The G.von Schmitburg homestead, pear the rew steel bridge is offered for eale at a bargain. Enquire at once of BBOWN & MORGAN. See eee egy ge Headache Saps Your Vitalitv Nothing has ever equalled it. Nothing can ever surpass It. Dr. King’s New Discovery For Cereus sna°™ woctstsa , . . Plata and Fancy Mixed Drinks ips pad: We would be pleased to see yoa at any time. THE EAGLE SALOOM _ — al Work andCorrespondence aptly attended to. i i fice in Nevada County Real Estate pge, opposite Hote: Antlers, ~ «NEVADA CITY, OAL. Cool and Sharp is the Beer drawn by us. We make a specialty of keeping only the best. We also serve other Is the best for business houses. It’s far cheaper than electric lights for people who ase it for only a few hourse night.. One dose of A Perfect For All Throat and Cure ; Lung Troubles. Money back if it fails. Trial Botties free. PFICE—Tilley Building — Hours, "2 to dand 7 to9 p. m. Leeve calle at Vinton’s oo hem me rege statement ae