September 6, 1900 (4 pages)

iaicaile Havidgithis Maria Grimes, Wee bite wd Date a eer THE MONAB GI OF aol ee day. purchased the stock consisting ofGlothing, Quilts, Brenias,. Trunks, Valises; also Fixtures, Goad Will, Etc., from. Mrs. we will sell Store closed in ondke to arrange stock. Will open Saturday, August. B. mM, RAIFPORD, Manager. yi me! Na Furnishing Goods, Hats, Boots, Shoes, 25th. Come early; come all, OCK AT EXACTLY HALE PRICE! We will make this one of the largest and grandest sales Nevada City,ever had. D. HYMAN, Of Oakland, Manager. PP. S.—-Our Motto: “The Monarch: eran theiCcheapest. Sa TEESE ~ Sono. ~ House HOE, BOVEY BROS., Broad Street. And doubtless you will want some Shoes. for the children, We'have them—good fitters, good wearers and moderate prices. Also as fine a. selection of Ladies’ and gentle: men’s shoes as can be found} anywhere. . Prices as low as the lowest for the same grade of shoes, Call and see for yourselves, “No trouble to ‘show our shoes. Repairing néatly done. PLAZA PLANING MILL.. RICE & LEWIS, Props. --+ ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS aulinas*grackets. Woodwork of all kinds, Office and Store Fixtures, Turning, House-Trimming, Fancy Grill Workla Specialty, ‘tet ou«tig .e: on any work of this sort that you may need. RICE & LEWIS, inisiliatitditnoaiabdinbaendshiaitilibaiaiptasinaine meee aero $$ Pians Drawn for Neat and ‘Modern Homes 00 CENTS A WEEK Advertisomeiite of not to exceed five lines'in length inserted under this head for Weents a week or $2a month. Kae 10 cents a week or 40cents month. Payable invariably in advance. For Sale, Grain, alfalfa and first crop Of alfalfa hay. Egyptian oats and wheat. Addr*ss, W. A. CREPS, Erle, Xuba county, California. House and Lot For Sale. A 7room house, with both gas and electric lights; barn and carriage room. All modern improvements and a bath. Apply to GEO. A * GRAY. au 31-tf io Lost. A liver aad white pelnter dog. Answers *to name of Omo, Information as to where‘abouts will be tharkfully received by Gzo. iDowney. a 30-t£ For Sale. A fresh milch cow is offered for sale cheap. Enquire.of Ben Rose, Rush Coeek. si-lw ‘Situation Wanted; ’ ‘By lady todo light house werk. ‘wages. App'y at office of Union Hotel. Small ab. Mindpembaiis, Sinzer Sewing Machines {Sold and rented on ensy-terms, or will ex‘change for. wood, hay, grain or anyithing useful. Good second-hand machines from $3.00 up. All makes of machines wepaired abd parts kept in stock. Of ifice at ‘Bovey Bros.’ shoe store, Broad St. ‘GEO. W. REEKS, sole agent for Nevada eounty, . ob-tf House and Lot For Sale. My property on Washington street, just ‘outside of the city limits, is offered for sale at a bargain. New house, good well, fruit ‘tzees. Must sell on account of sickness. Apply to or address. W J. Evans, Nevada City. P.O. Box 360, j20-1m, House and Lot for Sale. Hard finished house, in fine condition, six rooms and pautry, and large wood cellar, ‘ situated on Orehard Street, Nevada City, ‘with or without ravine lot, for sale. Enquire at Gillet’s Nursery, Nevada City, Cal. 920-2 é New Fruit and gaa Sor. October 11, 1900, SACRAMENTO St., NENaDa Crry. ®@ Notice _ To Voters All persons wishing to vote at the Fall Election, If not registered before during the year 1900 must register by September 26th, Transfers can be made up to By application to Clerk’s Office or one of the Registering Deputies. (2S It is important that voters should apply for Registration at once, in. order to expedite the work. F. 1. ARBOGAST, ’ , County Clerk. E. W. SCHIIIDT, Pine Street .,..-.+.Mevada City Cal LEADING LADY, Best 5 Cent Cigar GEO. RICHARDSON, ‘UNDERTAKER —asD— EMBALMER. . . .A share of the public patronage is solic . . Moore. ia Nevada City Grass Vatley PHOTOGRAPHS , >} THAT PLEASE I frame all kinds of pictures with artistic judgment. Mares at * TeeCaljleer. Santeicusatin Qanis Bros. ERD. ALVAH N. MORGAN, PRED O. WOLF Morgan & Wolf, Dentists. Broad Street, Nevada City. Teeth Extracted Without Pain. Office Ho urs—9 to 12 A. M., and 1 to5 Pp. mM. Central Hotel RE-OPENED. John Grissel, .Proprietor This well-known and popular hotel has been completely renovated throughout, and patrons are assured of every comfort. . 25 CENTS 25 and 50 CENTS MEALS, ROOMS, lted Cor. Broad and Union Sweets. Our Customers “Take the Cake” 33 CAKES, BREAD, PIES, ETC. === THE POPULAR, H. GLOVELAND. Prov. ICE ! Because they like it and know that it is pure. Try some of it and share their knowledge. If you go’to the Picnic be sure and get your ICE! THE HEVADA any IE 00. Is prepared to serve Ice daily to all if to Pr service guaranteed. “Leave rear ordact CORCORAN & ARBOGAST, © Broad St., Next Door above Theatre. HANSEN BROS. Proprietors of the Grass Valley Soda Works a FOT WIELAND BEER. wilt in Nevada City eve ‘. sels with the result that there was a A Welt Known writer in 4 recent az cle on China, published tn Harper's ‘Weeisiy, very truly observes tnat “in examining the characteristice or a peoPle one. turns first to the status oi eaucation and to the nature and depth of religious belief, and in both of these this deadness is oppressively conspicuous. One day while journeying along a highway in. Hunan I turned to a bright little boy ‘of apparently about 10 years, who was in the ¢rowd surrounding me, and asked him if he went to school. ‘Oh, yes,’ he replied, and in answer to a question what he studied said, with a look that clearly indicated his surprise that any one should ask such a question, ‘Why, the classics, of course.’ Not a word about geography or history, even of his own country, to say nothing of others. Not a line of science, not a single thought of anything that could do him a bit of good or fit him to be a useful member of society, but merely the teachings of Confucius, who lived 2,500 years ago.” The United States restricts the coast. wise carrying trade to American vesgreater tonnage of American vessels built the whole merchant marine of either France or Italy, but of all this only one vessel was built to enter the foreign trade and not one to carry California wheat to market. Our coastwise carrying trade is fostered. Our foreign carrying trade is suffered to compete without. substantial aid against a competition that is aided by bounties paid in construction and in operation. The Republican party is trying to right this wrong. The Bryan party is trying to wrong this right of the American shipbuilder and owner who would engage in foreign trade, to have as adequate a protection as competing nations give their builders and owners. That is the difference. With one breath Mr. McKinley is accused of being an imperialistic autocrat with his eye on a throne to be substituted for the presidental chair. With the next he is accused of a craven sub missiveness to British influence. The inconsistency of the two contentions does not disturb the Bryanistic yociferators. They: are as imperturbabic as they are incorrigible. It is noticeable that most of those who are speaking with so much sympathetic satisfaction of Lincoln Republicanism were not Lincoln Republicans when Lincoln was a Republican. They stood over against him on the other side, Deep Water Conference, “You are not a real fish; you are.only én imitation,” said the flying fish. “You ean stay under water only an hour or two, and then you have to come to the surface to breathe.” “That’s all right,” retorted the whale. “You are only an imitation bird. I car live under the water longer than you can live out of it.” This, dear children, teaches us that those who dwell in water should not try to put on airs.—Chicago Tribune. Absentminded, “Absentmindedness. is a bad thing tn business,” said the fat man. “Ain’t it, though?’ responded the lean man. “Just look at me, for iustance. I went and lost one of my best customers last week by addressing a letter to him as ‘Jjohn Hhenry Lloyd.’ *—Indianapolis Press. + Effect. pf Paternal Example, Mr. Tucker, ‘who sometimes goes guuning, was trying to teach Tommy the meaning of the word “brace” as applied to game. “Now, Tommy,’ he said, “if you should go hunting and kill 20 pheasants, for instance, how many would you say you had bagged?” “Fifty,” replied Tommy. — Chicago Tribune. P Improving His Time. “So you were in Paris?’ -“Yes,” answered Mr. Cumrox. C. and the girls wanted to go.” “Did you visit the points of interest?” “I should say so. We-went to more places in a week than we could learn to pronounce the names of in eis “Mrs. during the year ending June 80 than for. ‘ cause. _ very realistic imitation of war. @5,536 Versiotis of Sack: @NQ) v2, An English clergyman has written the history of Jack and Jill on a hew and original plan. The-first four pages of the book are numbered 1, the next four 2, and so on’ up to page 8 The stories are so arranged that any. page marked 2 can be read after any numbered 1, making good sense. game way page 3 can be read after page 1 or page 2; page 4 will follow page 1, 2 or 3, and‘ so on through the eight. Application of the laws of per. Mutation Shows that the book ‘thue contains 65,536 stories of Jack atid Jill. Not an Ola Acquaintance, “Do you mean to say that the horse ran away with you?” said Mr. Meek. ton, aghast. “Yes,” answered his wife. “And wouldn't stop when you told him to?” “Of course he wouldn’t.” “Well, Henriette, I don’t know what to say except that the horse wasn't acquainted with you or else he wouldn’t have dared to act in that manner.”— Washington Star. ‘ A Sermen In Brief, A man met a bull in a field. “I'll tose you to see who stays,” said the bull. He tossed, and the man lost. The morIn the} Great. State Fair of 1900, AT SACRAMENTO, CAL., TWO WEEKS---SEPTEMBER 3d to Isth. “ TW WEEKS of ‘Running, Trotting and eatest Race Meeti FAMOUS HORSES Gr i rg wis 4 WILL PARTIGIPATE. in the State. ToS Ree TSM phat Ste ©. world. Come and see est types of animal life, . All Breeds—Useful, Novel, Creat Poultry Show. All Stan .urd and * Me een. Pouny Breeds, Belgian Hares, A great display of English and American Stock, —pr—“ SPECIALTIES == A Polo Tournament. Grand Band Concerts day and evening. Meeting of State Dairy Convention. Creamery Display. Art Department. Special amusement fertureés for every @ay and evening. Judging done by experts—Professors from Universities of Oregon and California. Come for Eatertainnent in Endless Variety. Come for Instruction and Profit the best that Calffornia can breed, and grow and make. Know i A nt State and imitate her highest ideals. Exhibits Carried Free. Excursion Rates for Visitors For further particulars and Premium List apply to PETER J. SHIELDS, Secretary. A. B. SPRECKELS, President ———y al is that it is never safe to indulge in games of chance, especially when all the odds are against. you.—Phiiadelphia North American. It 1s prohably true that the late Géneral Joubert was a great commander and that his loss was a severe blow to ‘the Boers, but, what has happened since Joubert’s death serves to show that no man is indispensable to any Some of the achievements of De Wet, for instance, hampered as he has been by every concelyable drawback, deserve to rank with anything ever accomplished by either Joubert or Cronje. Incidentally the Boers are. dying mighty hard, and every man who admires heroism must deeply sympathize with them in their present extremity. The Bibulous Dane. When the police in Denmark find a man helplessly drunk in the streets, they drive the patient in a cab to the station, where he sobers off. Then they take him home. The cabman makes: his charge, the police doctor makes his, the agents make their claim for special] duty, and this bill is prelishment where the drunkard took the last glass that did the business. No wonder that certain landlords protest, saying that proofs are insufficient and that some alleged victims sham intoxication “to get into trouble landlords sented to the landlord of the estab: [a THE HOME MARKET1s always with you; stay with it. We have been; in the lumber business here 49 years, and expect to be here many years more as we gave an almost. inexhaustible supply of timber in thie meighbork.ood, -We,have made a success of Building Houses we: Dee a —ON THE— ~ . es, ae tn ue Instalinaent Plan, ~~ im fee And we are still at-if. all and.learn our terms before letting your vou _M. . & D. MARSH. Insist upon ving the Jor dan “AAAl1 ‘Outlery only, m980me substi fan tate because a ian little cheaper The best al i ways coats less “ty in theend, For BN sale by W. D. VINTON and other leading veal. ers. against whom they have a snite. A Political Boas. “They say you are merely a political boss,”” said the candid informant. “Great Scott!’ ejaculated Senator Sorghum. “The irreverence of these moderns is something disheartening. Why, that’s.all Julius Casar was.”— Washington. Star. Sailors call a low lying -feeherg a growler, and the world would in genEE. & FE. L. COOPER Will Furnish you All Material for Your New Home ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. GEVE US A OALL. Good Lumber at reasonable rates. ae eral suggest something cool were it not for bulldogs and ‘London four wheel cabs, to which it is also applied. Nearly £300,000 worth of articles are pawned in London weekly. The greatest of all human benefits,that, at least, without which no other benefit can be truly enjoyed, is independence.—Parke Godwin. The only bachelor who-can boast a mother-in-lore is the bachelor of arts.— London ‘J may. Leavenworth, Kan., nag & reai curiosity. In that town there is a coioreé woman 116 years old who was not a slave in the household of George Washington. Mr. Wu, the Chinese minister at Washington, declares that China is not at war. Perhaps not, but it is giving a . Stone street was the first street in New York city paved with cobblestones; hence its name. The paving a qe YOUR PLUMBING: DOME ? If not don't fail tocall on Smoke N. FE. HOWELLI Expert. Plumber! Soot PORCELAIN BATH TUBS PATENT-CLOSETS PLUMBING SUPPLIES Broad street, below New York Hotel, . Smel L. Limes Lemons Nevada Co. Electric Power O ranges \Co.’s is the Ideal-Light. Saas was done in the year 1657. Friendship bought with money isn’t proof against the coin of your enemy.— ee ets wre Walon. rego On allor lens months. ”—Washington Star, Subscribe forthe Transcript Chicago News. (ee eer ni <eommmmnanatin, Tear’ Candy Factory Horses, Swine and Sheep.

iaicaile Havidgithis Maria Grimes, Wee bite wd Date a eer THE MONAB GI OF aol ee day. purchased the stock consisting ofGlothing, Quilts, Brenias,. Trunks, Valises; also Fixtures, Goad Will, Etc., from. Mrs. we will sell Store closed in ondke to arrange stock. Will open Saturday, August. B. mM, RAIFPORD, Manager. yi me! Na Furnishing Goods, Hats, Boots, Shoes, 25th. Come early; come all, OCK AT EXACTLY HALE PRICE! We will make this one of the largest and grandest sales Nevada City,ever had. D. HYMAN, Of Oakland, Manager. PP. S.—-Our Motto: “The Monarch: eran theiCcheapest. Sa TEESE ~ Sono. ~ House HOE, BOVEY BROS., Broad Street. And doubtless you will want some Shoes. for the children, We'have them—good fitters, good wearers and moderate prices. Also as fine a. selection of Ladies’ and gentle: men’s shoes as can be found} anywhere. . Prices as low as the lowest for the same grade of shoes, Call and see for yourselves, “No trouble to ‘show our shoes. Repairing néatly done. PLAZA PLANING MILL... RICE & LEWIS, Props. --+ ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS aulinas*grackets. Woodwork of all kinds, Office and Store Fixtures, Turning, House-Trimming, Fancy Grill Workla Specialty, ‘tet ou«tig .e: on any work of this sort that you may need. RICE & LEWIS, inisiliatitditnoaiabdinbaendshiaitilibaiaiptasinaine meee aero $$ Pians Drawn for Neat and ‘Modern Homes 00 CENTS A WEEK Advertisomeiite of not to exceed five lines'in length inserted under this head for Weents a week or $2a month. Kae 10 cents a week or 40cents month. Payable invariably in advance. For Sale, Grain, alfalfa and first crop Of alfalfa hay. Egyptian oats and wheat. Addr*ss, W. A. CREPS, Erle, Xuba county, California. House and Lot For Sale. A 7room house, with both gas and electric lights; barn and carriage room. All modern improvements and a bath. Apply to GEO. A * GRAY. au 31-tf io Lost. A liver aad white pelnter dog. Answers *to name of Omo, Information as to where‘abouts will be tharkfully received by Gzo. iDowney. a 30-t£ For Sale. A fresh milch cow is offered for sale cheap. Enquire.of Ben Rose, Rush Coeek. si-lw ‘Situation Wanted; ’ ‘By lady todo light house werk. ‘wages. App'y at office of Union Hotel. Small ab. Mindpembaiis, Sinzer Sewing Machines {Sold and rented on ensy-terms, or will ex‘change for. wood, hay, grain or anyithing useful. Good second-hand machines from $3.00 up. All makes of machines wepaired abd parts kept in stock. Of ifice at ‘Bovey Bros.’ shoe store, Broad St. ‘GEO. W. REEKS, sole agent for Nevada eounty, . ob-tf House and Lot For Sale. My property on Washington street, just ‘outside of the city limits, is offered for sale at a bargain. New house, good well, fruit ‘tzees. Must sell on account of sickness. Apply to or address. W J. Evans, Nevada City. P.O. Box 360, j20-1m, House and Lot for Sale. Hard finished house, in fine condition, six rooms and pautry, and large wood cellar, ‘ situated on Orehard Street, Nevada City, ‘with or without ravine lot, for sale. Enquire at Gillet’s Nursery, Nevada City, Cal. 920-2 é New Fruit and gaa Sor. October 11, 1900, SACRAMENTO St., NENaDa Crry. ®@ Notice _ To Voters All persons wishing to vote at the Fall Election, If not registered before during the year 1900 must register by September 26th, Transfers can be made up to By application to Clerk’s Office or one of the Registering Deputies. (2S It is important that voters should apply for Registration at once, in. order to expedite the work. F. 1. ARBOGAST, ’ , County Clerk. E. W. SCHIIIDT, Pine Street ..,...-..+..Mevada City Cal LEADING LADY, Best 5 Cent Cigar GEO. RICHARDSON, ‘UNDERTAKER —asD— EMBALMER. . . .A share of the public patronage is solic . . Moore. ia Nevada City Grass Vatley PHOTOGRAPHS , >} THAT PLEASE I frame all kinds of pictures with artistic judgment. Mares at * TeeCaljleer. Santeicusatin Qanis Bros. ERD. ALVAH N. MORGAN, PRED O. WOLF Morgan & Wolf, Dentists. Broad Street, Nevada City. Teeth Extracted Without Pain. Office Ho urs—9 to 12 A. M., and 1 to5 Pp. mM. Central Hotel RE-OPENED. John Grissel, .Proprietor This well-known and popular hotel has been completely renovated throughout, and patrons are assured of every comfort. . 25 CENTS 25 and 50 CENTS MEALS, ROOMS, lted Cor. Broad and Union Sweets. Our Customers “Take the Cake” 33 CAKES, BREAD, PIES, ETC. === THE POPULAR, H. GLOVELAND. Prov. ICE ! Because they like it and know that it is pure. Try some of it and share their knowledge. If you go’to the Picnic be sure and get your ICE! THE HEVADA any IE 00. Is prepared to serve Ice daily to all if to Pr service guaranteed. “Leave rear ordact CORCORAN & ARBOGAST, © Broad St., Next Door above Theatre. HANSEN BROS. Proprietors of the Grass Valley Soda Works a FOT WIELAND BEER. wilt in Nevada City eve ‘. sels with the result that there was a A Welt Known writer in 4 recent az cle on China, published tn Harper's ‘Weeisiy, very truly observes tnat “in examining the characteristice or a peoPle one. turns first to the status oi eaucation and to the nature and depth of religious belief, and in both of these this deadness is oppressively conspicuous. One day while journeying along a highway in. Hunan I turned to a bright little boy ‘of apparently about 10 years, who was in the ¢rowd surrounding me, and asked him if he went to school. ‘Oh, yes,’ he replied, and in answer to a question what he studied said, with a look that clearly indicated his surprise that any one should ask such a question, ‘Why, the classics, of course.’ Not a word about geography or history, even of his own country, to say nothing of others. Not a line of science, not a single thought of anything that could do him a bit of good or fit him to be a useful member of society, but merely the teachings of Confucius, who lived 2,500 years ago.” The United States restricts the coast. wise carrying trade to American vesgreater tonnage of American vessels built the whole merchant marine of either France or Italy, but of all this only one vessel was built to enter the foreign trade and not one to carry California wheat to market. Our coastwise carrying trade is fostered. Our foreign carrying trade is suffered to compete without. substantial aid against a competition that is aided by bounties paid in construction and in operation. The Republican party is trying to right this wrong. The Bryan party is trying to wrong this right of the American shipbuilder and owner who would engage in foreign trade, to have as adequate a protection as competing nations give their builders and owners. That is the difference. With one breath Mr. McKinley is accused of being an imperialistic autocrat with his eye on a throne to be substituted for the presidental chair. With the next he is accused of a craven sub missiveness to British influence. The

inconsistency of the two contentions does not disturb the Bryanistic yociferators. They: are as imperturbabic as they are incorrigible. It is noticeable that most of those who are speaking with so much sympathetic satisfaction of Lincoln Republicanism were not Lincoln Republicans when Lincoln was a Republican. They stood over against him on the other side, Deep Water Conference, “You are not a real fish; you are.only én imitation,” said the flying fish. “You ean stay under water only an hour or two, and then you have to come to the surface to breathe.” “That’s all right,” retorted the whale. “You are only an imitation bird. I car live under the water longer than you can live out of it.” This, dear children, teaches us that those who dwell in water should not try to put on airs.—Chicago Tribune. Absentminded, “Absentmindedness. is a bad thing tn business,” said the fat man. “Ain’t it, though?’ responded the lean man. “Just look at me, for iustance. I went and lost one of my best customers last week by addressing a letter to him as ‘Jjohn Hhenry Lloyd.’ *—Indianapolis Press. + Effect. pf Paternal Example, Mr. Tucker, ‘who sometimes goes guuning, was trying to teach Tommy the meaning of the word “brace” as applied to game. “Now, Tommy,’ he said, “if you should go hunting and kill 20 pheasants, for instance, how many would you say you had bagged?” “Fifty,” replied Tommy. — Chicago Tribune. P Improving His Time. “So you were in Paris?’ -“Yes,” answered Mr. Cumrox. C. and the girls wanted to go.” “Did you visit the points of interest?” “I should say so. We-went to more places in a week than we could learn to pronounce the names of in eis “Mrs. during the year ending June 80 than for. ‘ cause. _ very realistic imitation of war. @5,536 Versiotis of Sack: @NQ) v2, An English clergyman has written the history of Jack and Jill on a hew and original plan. The-first four pages of the book are numbered 1, the next four 2, and so on’ up to page 8 The stories are so arranged that any. page marked 2 can be read after any numbered 1, making good sense. game way page 3 can be read after page 1 or page 2; page 4 will follow page 1, 2 or 3, and‘ so on through the eight. Application of the laws of per. Mutation Shows that the book ‘thue contains 65,536 stories of Jack atid Jill. Not an Ola Acquaintance, “Do you mean to say that the horse ran away with you?” said Mr. Meek. ton, aghast. “Yes,” answered his wife. “And wouldn't stop when you told him to?” “Of course he wouldn’t.” “Well, Henriette, I don’t know what to say except that the horse wasn't acquainted with you or else he wouldn’t have dared to act in that manner.”— Washington Star. ‘ A Sermen In Brief, A man met a bull in a field. “I'll tose you to see who stays,” said the bull. He tossed, and the man lost. The morIn the} Great. State Fair of 1900, AT SACRAMENTO, CAL., TWO WEEKS---SEPTEMBER 3d to Isth. “ TW WEEKS of ‘Running, Trotting and eatest Race Meeti FAMOUS HORSES Gr i rg wis 4 WILL PARTIGIPATE. in the State. ToS Ree TSM phat Ste ©. world. Come and see est types of animal life, . All Breeds—Useful, Novel, Creat Poultry Show. All Stan .urd and * Me een. Pouny Breeds, Belgian Hares, A great display of English and American Stock, —pr—“ SPECIALTIES == A Polo Tournament. Grand Band Concerts day and evening. Meeting of State Dairy Convention. Creamery Display. Art Department. Special amusement fertureés for every @ay and evening. Judging done by experts—Professors from Universities of Oregon and California. Come for Eatertainnent in Endless Variety. Come for Instruction and Profit the best that Calffornia can breed, and grow and make. Know i A nt State and imitate her highest ideals. Exhibits Carried Free. Excursion Rates for Visitors For further particulars and Premium List apply to PETER J. SHIELDS, Secretary. A. B. SPRECKELS, President ———y al is that it is never safe to indulge in games of chance, especially when all the odds are against. you.—Phiiadelphia North American. It 1s prohably true that the late Géneral Joubert was a great commander and that his loss was a severe blow to ‘the Boers, but, what has happened since Joubert’s death serves to show that no man is indispensable to any Some of the achievements of De Wet, for instance, hampered as he has been by every concelyable drawback, deserve to rank with anything ever accomplished by either Joubert or Cronje. Incidentally the Boers are. dying mighty hard, and every man who admires heroism must deeply sympathize with them in their present extremity. The Bibulous Dane. When the police in Denmark find a man helplessly drunk in the streets, they drive the patient in a cab to the station, where he sobers off. Then they take him home. The cabman makes: his charge, the police doctor makes his, the agents make their claim for special] duty, and this bill is prelishment where the drunkard took the last glass that did the business. No wonder that certain landlords protest, saying that proofs are insufficient and that some alleged victims sham intoxication “to get into trouble landlords sented to the landlord of the estab: [a THE HOME MARKET1s always with you; stay with it. We have been; in the lumber business here 49 years, and expect to be here many years more as we gave an almost. inexhaustible supply of timber in thie meighbork.ood, -We,have made a success of Building Houses we: Dee a —ON THE— ~ . es, ae tn ue Instalinaent Plan, ~~ im fee And we are still at-if. all and.learn our terms before letting your vou _M. . & D. MARSH. Insist upon ving the Jor dan “AAAl1 ‘Outlery only, m980me substi fan tate because a ian little cheaper The best al i ways coats less “ty in theend, For BN sale by W. D. VINTON and other leading veal. ers. against whom they have a snite. A Political Boas. “They say you are merely a political boss,”” said the candid informant. “Great Scott!’ ejaculated Senator Sorghum. “The irreverence of these moderns is something disheartening. Why, that’s.all Julius Casar was.”— Washington. Star. Sailors call a low lying -feeherg a growler, and the world would in genEE. & FE. L. COOPER Will Furnish you All Material for Your New Home ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. GEVE US A OALL. Good Lumber at reasonable rates. ae eral suggest something cool were it not for bulldogs and ‘London four wheel cabs, to which it is also applied. Nearly £300,000 worth of articles are pawned in London weekly. The greatest of all human benefits,that, at least, without which no other benefit can be truly enjoyed, is independence.—Parke Godwin. The only bachelor who-can boast a mother-in-lore is the bachelor of arts.— London ‘J may. Leavenworth, Kan., nag & reai curiosity. In that town there is a coioreé woman 116 years old who was not a slave in the household of George Washington. Mr. Wu, the Chinese minister at Washington, declares that China is not at war. Perhaps not, but it is giving a . Stone street was the first street in New York city paved with cobblestones; hence its name. The paving a qe YOUR PLUMBING: DOME ? If not don't fail tocall on Smoke N. FE. HOWELLI Expert.. Plumber! Soot PORCELAIN BATH TUBS PATENT-CLOSETS PLUMBING SUPPLIES Broad street, below New York Hotel, . Smel L. Limes Lemons Nevada Co. Electric Power O ranges \Co.’s is the Ideal-Light. Saas was done in the year 1657. Friendship bought with money isn’t proof against the coin of your enemy.— ee ets wre Walon. rego On allor lens months. ”—Washington Star, Subscribe forthe Transcript Chicago News. (ee eer ni <eommmmnanatin, Tear’ Candy Factory Horses, Swine and Sheep.