July 23, 1934 (8 pages)

to PAGE SIX Monday, July 23, 1934 THE FEATHERHEADS —So HE SAID: “THAT'S THE LAST TIME ''LL EVER _, Believe ~ou!” Osborne © Western Newspaper Union Repitition HMMma — NO REACTION! WELL— DID . EVER TELL YOU THE ONE ABOUT THE Two IRISHMEN AND ema THE peel Dont TELL i THAT ONE AGAIN!! THEN, (LL TELL IT AGAIN— MAYBE ‘You'll GET THE POINT THIS NES, You Dib! TIME PO Sy YS Qua OLD To UA TOKE U 1S NEVER THE ONE TELLING ans, KJ ANNOYIN’ T’ LAW ‘BIDIN'’ TAX= FAVYERS IF FossiBlLeE— "WHAT AN OFFICER SHOULD KNOW’Y}, WHAT S(ou ARE DoING? = wenn GO GET YOUR KEYS AND SHOW 'EM To SCHOOL, 1S HOLDING A CLASS IN la \_ SUPPOSE YE WUZ WALKIN! ALONG ANS SAW A MON CLIMBIN' IN THROO A WINDOW O' A HOUSE——“ \___TH/MON SEZ HE LIVES THERE —FEOUND HISSELE LOCKEP OUT ON ‘COUNT O' LEAVIN’ HIS KEYS IN. SOIPE— WHUT WOULD YEz Do?” BACK, WHUT WOULD YEZ PO \\ SSS THEN, SIR, 'D ARREST Him! b 3 FINNEY OF THE FORCE = 2y7xiStesetlin ie . : at’ ——AND THAT'S IF HE WuZ A BURGLAR, HED E= so eal puincae SHeuLD GooD EVENN @ y HOW IT 1S, OFFICER, ie . ScRAM MEAN— ESKAPE— ALLUS BE FIRM BUT ALSO PoLiTe a oe. “our B. . REALLY LIVE Gp sx I SO-IF HE DIDN'T COME ~~ ON SIR— fe AN' YEZ MUST NOT EVER BE ae ae ase GE ie Sou bo i: sail! AN’ maw, sie WONT Gimme. ANY Pie Tien suPPpete Time? “ROY ‘To STARVE To DEATH WouLD id “PoP YA W/ouLdNT cay pens WONT YER LITTLE NEGOTIATIONS ipaaair nd HEE A PLAN THAT MAY Woterr ouT!} J No™M 1F “fou CAN MAN AGE ‘To KEEP ALIVE Tite. SuPPETe TIME = I've rare You To THE monies One Mote. Ceisis BRiDSED YER’ SWEL! t By GEORGE STORM I. tRovete . WOULONT A HE KEEPS TALKIN’ ABOUT A LETTER OF CREDIT AND SAYIN’ THATLLE CLEAR EVERYTHING up. IF YO A KNOWN HED GET IN SO MUCH ~ so. HIM “THEM SKULL BONES--{ Oro THE CONSTABLE: SENO 2 you FOR PETTIBONES MAIL: bell STAKE BOBBY THATCHER— “Any Mail Today?” THERE'S NOTHIN’ FOR HIM “THIS 4 MORNING. i J Ip it Es a Il . FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS DREADFULLY WRONG ABOUT THE WHOLE CASE «ree 1 WANT YOU TO INSIST THAT MR. FITTS ACCEPT SOME OF THE MONEY THE PROFESSOR. PAID US, FOR HIS HOTEL. ILts Sy , Als. ¢ ( THE PROFESSOR WOULONT TAKE ANY MONEY FROM US, AND MR: FITTS WOULONT LET ME PAY HIS Bit «ee. SAID HE WAS GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HIM! j —— WELL, WELL I! WHAT'S WRONG, SONNIE . IM STUCK WITH SIX PAPERS, AN’ 1F XT DON'T SELL ‘EM MY OL’ MAN WILL SOCK ME IN TH' EYE !! DON'T WoRRY, LITTLE FELLOW!!! TLL Buy ‘Em ALL Ht. WONDER WHERE THAT POOR LITTLE Boo-HOO-00 Im STUCK with ALL THESE PAPERS AN' My OL’ MAN WILL SOCK — ETC, © The Associated Newspapers Our Pet Peeve ONE (TS AS DIFFICULT TO GET OUT OF A PARKING PLACE: AS IT 1S TOFIND (Copsright, W. N_ WU.) Re a ie . —_ SS SS. FROCK FOR WEAR _ ON TENNIS COURT The girl who wears this "frock will score on any court which she graces with her fair presence—even if she isn’t the most magnificent player in the world. The gowr is so smart it will make up for any shortcomings in her game. Look at the back! And don’t you like the little round yoke with the tucks coming in sun-burst fashion from under it? White or pastels are really the nicest colors for such a frock, .but there is nothing to prevent you wearing bright colors. Pattern 9995 may be ordered only in sizes 14, 16, 18, 20, 32, 34, 36, 88, 40 and 42. Size 16 requires 3% yards 86 inch fabric. Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 232 . West Eighteenth Street, New York, N. Y. CAVE MAN Mayme—Some boy friend I saw you with last night. Jayne—Say, sister, thut guy could teach bears a lot they don’t know about bear hugs.—Cincinnati Enquirer, A Wife’s Way “Does your wife ever brag about you?” “Oh, sometimes out in company, but she always goes to-a lot of trouble to deflate me when we get home.” —Cineinnati Enquirer. Wrong Virtue A teacher was giving his class a lecture on kindness. “Now, -Willie,” he concluded, “if I saw. a boy beating a donkey, and stopped him from doing so, what virtue would I be showing?” And young Willie who had been following the lecture quite closely replied with great promptness: “Brotherly love, sir.” Sobriety Thought Hubby—You call that a hat? My dear, I shall never stop laughing. Wifey—Oh yes, you will. The bill will probably arrive tomorrow.—Lustige Kolner Zeitung. ¥ af s ) ; T! o ,; —~~

to PAGE SIX Monday, July 23, 1934 THE FEATHERHEADS —So HE SAID: “THAT'S THE LAST TIME ''LL EVER _, Believe ~ou!” Osborne © Western Newspaper Union Repitition HMMma — NO REACTION! WELL— DID . EVER TELL YOU THE ONE ABOUT THE Two IRISHMEN AND ema THE peel Dont TELL i THAT ONE AGAIN!! THEN, (LL TELL IT AGAIN— MAYBE ‘You'll GET THE POINT THIS NES, You Dib! TIME PO Sy YS Qua OLD To UA TOKE U 1S NEVER THE ONE TELLING ans, KJ ANNOYIN’ T’ LAW ‘BIDIN'’ TAX= FAVYERS IF FossiBlLeE— "WHAT AN OFFICER SHOULD KNOW’Y}, WHAT S(ou ARE DoING? = wenn GO GET YOUR KEYS AND SHOW 'EM To SCHOOL, 1S HOLDING A CLASS IN la \_ SUPPOSE YE WUZ WALKIN! ALONG ANS SAW A MON CLIMBIN' IN THROO A WINDOW O' A HOUSE——“ \___TH/MON SEZ HE LIVES THERE —FEOUND HISSELE LOCKEP OUT ON ‘COUNT O' LEAVIN’ HIS KEYS IN. SOIPE— WHUT WOULD YEz Do?” BACK, WHUT WOULD YEZ PO \\ SSS THEN, SIR, 'D ARREST Him! b 3 FINNEY OF THE FORCE = 2y7xiStesetlin ie . : at’ ——AND THAT'S IF HE WuZ A BURGLAR, HED E= so eal puincae SHeuLD GooD EVENN @ y HOW IT 1S, OFFICER, ie . ScRAM MEAN— ESKAPE— ALLUS BE FIRM BUT ALSO PoLiTe a oe. “our B. . REALLY LIVE Gp sx I SO-IF HE DIDN'T COME ~~ ON SIR— fe AN' YEZ MUST NOT EVER BE ae ae ase GE ie Sou bo i: sail! AN’ maw, sie WONT Gimme. ANY Pie Tien suPPpete Time? “ROY ‘To STARVE To DEATH WouLD id “PoP YA W/ouLdNT cay pens WONT YER LITTLE NEGOTIATIONS ipaaair nd HEE A PLAN THAT MAY Woterr ouT!} J No™M 1F “fou CAN MAN AGE ‘To KEEP ALIVE Tite. SuPPETe TIME = I've rare You To THE monies One Mote. Ceisis BRiDSED YER’ SWEL! t By GEORGE STORM I. tRovete . WOULONT A HE KEEPS TALKIN’ ABOUT A LETTER OF CREDIT AND SAYIN’ THATLLE CLEAR EVERYTHING up.. IF YO A KNOWN HED GET IN SO MUCH ~ so. HIM “THEM SKULL BONES--{ Oro THE CONSTABLE: SENO 2 you FOR PETTIBONES MAIL: bell STAKE BOBBY THATCHER— “Any Mail Today?” THERE'S NOTHIN’ FOR HIM “THIS 4 MORNING. i J Ip it Es a Il . FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS DREADFULLY WRONG ABOUT

THE WHOLE CASE «ree 1 WANT YOU TO INSIST THAT MR. FITTS ACCEPT SOME OF THE MONEY THE PROFESSOR. PAID US, FOR HIS HOTEL. ILts Sy , Als. ¢ ( THE PROFESSOR WOULONT TAKE ANY MONEY FROM US, AND MR: FITTS WOULONT LET ME PAY HIS Bit «ee. SAID HE WAS GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HIM! j —— WELL, WELL I! WHAT'S WRONG, SONNIE . IM STUCK WITH SIX PAPERS, AN’ 1F XT DON'T SELL ‘EM MY OL’ MAN WILL SOCK ME IN TH' EYE !! DON'T WoRRY, LITTLE FELLOW!!! TLL Buy ‘Em ALL Ht. WONDER WHERE THAT POOR LITTLE Boo-HOO-00 Im STUCK with ALL THESE PAPERS AN' My OL’ MAN WILL SOCK — ETC, © The Associated Newspapers Our Pet Peeve ONE (TS AS DIFFICULT TO GET OUT OF A PARKING PLACE: AS IT 1S TOFIND (Copsright, W. N_ WU.) Re a ie . —_ SS SS. FROCK FOR WEAR _ ON TENNIS COURT The girl who wears this "frock will score on any court which she graces with her fair presence—even if she isn’t the most magnificent player in the world. The gowr is so smart it will make up for any shortcomings in her game. Look at the back! And don’t you like the little round yoke with the tucks coming in sun-burst fashion from under it? White or pastels are really the nicest colors for such a frock, .but there is nothing to prevent you wearing bright colors. Pattern 9995 may be ordered only in sizes 14, 16, 18, 20, 32, 34, 36, 88, 40 and 42. Size 16 requires 3% yards 86 inch fabric. Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 232 . West Eighteenth Street, New York, N. Y. CAVE MAN Mayme—Some boy friend I saw you with last night. Jayne—Say, sister, thut guy could teach bears a lot they don’t know about bear hugs.—Cincinnati Enquirer, A Wife’s Way “Does your wife ever brag about you?” “Oh, sometimes out in company, but she always goes to-a lot of trouble to deflate me when we get home.” —Cineinnati Enquirer. Wrong Virtue A teacher was giving his class a lecture on kindness. “Now, -Willie,” he concluded, “if I saw. a boy beating a donkey, and stopped him from doing so, what virtue would I be showing?” And young Willie who had been following the lecture quite closely replied with great promptness: “Brotherly love, sir.” Sobriety Thought Hubby—You call that a hat? My dear, I shall never stop laughing. Wifey—Oh yes, you will. The bill will probably arrive tomorrow.—Lustige Kolner Zeitung. ¥ af s ) ; T! o ,; —~~