July 9, 1934 (8 pages)

THE NEVADA CITY NUGGET ay WHAT COP AFTER us/ But Wait Till She Gets Him Home! _ WANT YOU “te KNiow Ps Moy wi _l KINDA. SPEEDY DRIVER, AINTCHA? Just A COUPLA JOYRIDERS // [THERE'S A HIGHWAY ES THAT THI 5 FANNY, ME DARLIN’ WouLD YEZ BE APRESSIN’ ME UNYFoRM? OVE BEEN DETAILED To TH’ POLEICE TRAININ’SCHooL FER W DAYS AS. A INSTRUCKTOR. AFTER ALL THESE WoH v7 YEARS HE HAS To Go BACK T'SCHOOL? WELL, I'M GLAD To HEAR THAT THEY STILL THINK -—~ THEY KIN MAKE cop OUT OF A INSTeUCTER 7: HuMPH! MoRE LIKELY THEYRE GOING TER USE YOU ASA ORRIBLE ’ EXAMPLE ae INSTRUCKTOR To TH’ ROOKIES I'M GONNA BE BOBBY THATCHER— Police Baffled! FIND NONE OF THE REST OF "THE STOFF HE TOOK FROM THE Oentist’s © Lu! wei! = ~ NOT THAT! FINNEY'S GiITTtin ae BEING SPRUCED uP! is SINT To TH’ HE AGOIN TER ‘SK -tRAININ! LEAD A PARADE Fl scHool, FR oR SUMPIN’ 2?kK Ve / YH c ele PENX VE =~ A i. ———— ee ae RIGHT W HOW HE GOT Ger Gur ive SEancmtl ie hoo Se Fer THAT SION AHO ME WITH A’ FINE-TOOTH COMB AND WONT TELL. NEITHER SS = LooKs LIKE SOMEGODY 9 : MIGHTA HELPED Him! / : uf ‘ib BUT WHEN: !T COME "TO : f WRITIN’ THAT LETTER HE LEFT FOR. THE DOC AFTER HE ROBBED HIS OFFICE . NEVER SAW: MORE SCURRILOUS WRITIN’s oso MESTIN’ THE PUBLIC LIKE . 2 0, 'M CONSIDERED A JUOGE OF HUMAN NATURE -o. BUT THAT MAN HAS ME BEAT, WHEN HE COME IN HERE . FIRST ASKIN’ FOR A ROOM BUTTER WOULON'T MELT /. O4,Nno! Iv Costs GLSPitLEDdD ~ tore MD T3OTTLE On THA RUS Goofy Didn’t Know Mr. Sweesey Hn! ITS STRANGE WHY A MAN SHOULD MAKE SucrH A FUSS OVER A PaLTey ILL DROP over AND SEE How Goory is GooFy ty Bay, WILL You LEwD YeooR UNncLE . Tew Dottrars ? GEE! UNCLE Eppie, It AS FLAT AS A WHEAT cake! SuLie TOoK ny LAST Buck Oo GET A FACIAL MASSAGE 3 ®: — = Mu . BUT, MY DEAR aR GOOPY,. (TS VERY IMPORTANT ' I OWE A CERTAIN MR-SWEESEY THE snaLL SUM D ME To-My “HES Susr UNCLE Eppie! FORGET iT! FORGET iT! GOOFY WAS WRONG! THAT NR. SWEESEY 15 CERTAINLY A MAN OF HS WORD !! HE PHONE SAYING IF I DID NoT/ PAY HIM AT ONCE, , é HE WOULD POKE I) p ME IN THe Eye ! Peis Along the Concrete OM VE Monday, July 9, 1984 DETACHABLE CAPES MAKE FOR VARIETY _. PATTERN 9943 WE oS a “. Z7 41\\Z Z Zi \% 7m i ry? ED Y, 4 ) 9943 Detachable capes’ are so fascinating and so smart! This is a lovely dress for town wear, and it is adaptable to all sorts of occasions, It’s especially attractive if made of a dotted print, as shown in the picture; but any of the checks, stripes or figured fabrics are nice for it. The dress is uniquely fashionable in that it combines tall slenderness with well-planned curves. The curved hip line is repeated by the curve of the yoke, collar and cape. Very becoming to everyone! Pattern 9948 may be ordered only in sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 30, 82, 84, 36, 88 and 40. Size 16 requires 4 yards 89-inch fabric and %-yard contrasting. Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 232 west Bighteenth street, New York, N. Y. . TEST OF GENIUS Two friends, one married and the other a bachelor, were at the latest play, admiring the performance of a famous actor, “By Jove,” the married man murmured, “he’s wonderful. The way he displays affection toward the leading lady, eh?” “Yes—pretty good,” the bachelor agreed, “but, youknow, he’s been married to her for eighteen years.” “What? Really married! Gosh— . what an actor !”—London Tit-Bits, No Half-Way Work “Women are.a power in politics,” said the mild-eyed professor, “True,” answered Miss Cayenne, “And if you'll glance over the list of historic women, you'll note that we never stop half-way, If we don’t make. politics immensely better we'll make Mit a whole lot wickeder,— Washington Star, Glowing ' “I thought Utopia was Just myth,” “Isn’t it?” “Read this summer resort folder.” —Louisville Courier-Journal, woe to earran ae STOP! YOU CAN KE IT — hSSS im ¥) Py =S) c D . * UR > >

THE NEVADA CITY NUGGET ay WHAT COP AFTER us/ But Wait Till She Gets Him Home! _ WANT YOU “te KNiow Ps Moy wi _l KINDA. SPEEDY DRIVER, AINTCHA? Just A COUPLA JOYRIDERS // [THERE'S A HIGHWAY ES THAT THI 5 FANNY, ME DARLIN’ WouLD YEZ BE APRESSIN’ ME UNYFoRM? OVE BEEN DETAILED To TH’ POLEICE TRAININ’SCHooL FER W DAYS AS. A INSTRUCKTOR. AFTER ALL THESE WoH v7 YEARS HE HAS To Go BACK T'SCHOOL? WELL, I'M GLAD To HEAR THAT THEY STILL THINK -—~ THEY KIN MAKE cop OUT OF A INSTeUCTER 7: HuMPH! MoRE LIKELY THEYRE GOING TER USE YOU ASA ORRIBLE ’ EXAMPLE ae INSTRUCKTOR To TH’ ROOKIES I'M GONNA BE BOBBY THATCHER— Police Baffled! FIND NONE OF THE REST OF "THE STOFF HE TOOK FROM THE Oentist’s © Lu! wei! = ~ NOT THAT! FINNEY'S GiITTtin ae BEING SPRUCED uP! is SINT To TH’ HE AGOIN TER ‘SK -tRAININ! LEAD A PARADE Fl scHool, FR oR SUMPIN’ 2?kK Ve / YH c ele PENX VE =~ A i. ———— ee ae RIGHT W HOW HE GOT Ger Gur ive SEancmtl ie hoo Se Fer THAT SION AHO ME WITH A’ FINE-TOOTH COMB AND WONT TELL. NEITHER SS = LooKs LIKE SOMEGODY 9 : MIGHTA HELPED Him! / : uf ‘ib BUT WHEN: !T COME "TO : f WRITIN’ THAT LETTER HE LEFT FOR. THE DOC AFTER HE ROBBED HIS OFFICE . NEVER SAW: MORE SCURRILOUS WRITIN’s oso MESTIN’ THE PUBLIC LIKE . 2 0, 'M CONSIDERED A JUOGE OF HUMAN NATURE -o. BUT THAT MAN HAS ME BEAT, WHEN HE COME IN HERE . FIRST ASKIN’ FOR A ROOM BUTTER WOULON'T MELT /. O4,Nno! Iv Costs GLSPitLEDdD ~ tore MD T3OTTLE On THA RUS Goofy Didn’t Know Mr. Sweesey Hn! ITS STRANGE WHY A MAN SHOULD MAKE SucrH A FUSS OVER A PaLTey ILL DROP over AND SEE How Goory is GooFy ty Bay, WILL You LEwD YeooR UNncLE . Tew Dottrars ? GEE! UNCLE Eppie, It AS FLAT AS A WHEAT cake! SuLie TOoK ny LAST Buck Oo GET A FACIAL MASSAGE 3 ®: — = Mu . BUT, MY DEAR aR GOOPY,. (TS VERY

IMPORTANT ' I OWE A CERTAIN MR-SWEESEY THE snaLL SUM D ME To-My “HES Susr UNCLE Eppie! FORGET iT! FORGET iT! GOOFY WAS WRONG! THAT NR. SWEESEY 15 CERTAINLY A MAN OF HS WORD !! HE PHONE SAYING IF I DID NoT/ PAY HIM AT ONCE, , é HE WOULD POKE I) p ME IN THe Eye ! Peis Along the Concrete OM VE Monday, July 9, 1984 DETACHABLE CAPES MAKE FOR VARIETY _. PATTERN 9943 WE oS a “. Z7 41\\Z Z Zi \% 7m i ry? ED Y, 4 ) 9943 Detachable capes’ are so fascinating and so smart! This is a lovely dress for town wear, and it is adaptable to all sorts of occasions, It’s especially attractive if made of a dotted print, as shown in the picture; but any of the checks, stripes or figured fabrics are nice for it. The dress is uniquely fashionable in that it combines tall slenderness with well-planned curves. The curved hip line is repeated by the curve of the yoke, collar and cape. Very becoming to everyone! Pattern 9948 may be ordered only in sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 30, 82, 84, 36, 88 and 40. Size 16 requires 4 yards 89-inch fabric and %-yard contrasting. Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 232 west Bighteenth street, New York, N. Y. . TEST OF GENIUS Two friends, one married and the other a bachelor, were at the latest play, admiring the performance of a famous actor, “By Jove,” the married man murmured, “he’s wonderful. The way he displays affection toward the leading lady, eh?” “Yes—pretty good,” the bachelor agreed, “but, youknow, he’s been married to her for eighteen years.” “What? Really married! Gosh— . what an actor !”—London Tit-Bits, No Half-Way Work “Women are.a power in politics,” said the mild-eyed professor, “True,” answered Miss Cayenne, “And if you'll glance over the list of historic women, you'll note that we never stop half-way, If we don’t make. politics immensely better we'll make Mit a whole lot wickeder,— Washington Star, Glowing ' “I thought Utopia was Just myth,” “Isn’t it?” “Read this summer resort folder.” —Louisville Courier-Journal, woe to earran ae STOP! YOU CAN KE IT — hSSS im ¥) Py =S) c D . * UR > >