April 20, 1966 (16 pages)

a Nevada County Nugget..April 20, 1966.. 3 NUGGET FEATURES ©@ 08e3eus @e@e8 & INTELLIGENCE @€@ 99392005 099009 Saloons Of The Malakoff Area Kings Saloon In North Bloomfield asked and un-urged, “own, Here & There The Agonies Of The Flu Are Increased By Advice From All Of Your Friends By Kimary OF ALL THE THINGS thatwon't cure a galloping case of the flu, advice isthe most popular and plentiful. When you groan from cranium to metatarsus and feel about as hilarious as an Indian celebrating Columbus Day, one thing is as certain as smeared lipstick ata game‘of spin -thebottle. And that is that a Good Friend will corner you (unprotesting milksop that you are), capture your wounded attention with a voice of doom, and begin dispensing medical counsel along with an exhaustive survey of your condition which includes such physical privacies as anguished stomach, joyless joints, and unreliable colon, As a specialcarte blanche bonus, unsaid friend will dwell lengthily on such delicacies as the possible complication of pneumonia, bronchitis, pleurisy, and sinusitis. After this diatribe hewill clap you mournfully on the back, smile gloomily and advise you Not To Worry! So you begin to worry immediately! You worry so well it takes two extra days recovery time just to ease the anxiety and one extra day for a tremelous tour of the medical encyclopedia researching such subjects aspneumonia, broneMitis. V5. eeee#s LIKE WOW MAN! How names have changed! (Back in my day, (what a memory!) the lads seranaded Bertha, Myrtle, Agnes, Opal, Jewel, Fanny, Pearl or Ruby. Now they twang a guitar and nasally yowl for Romney, Linda, Cindy, Kimberly, Candy, Carlie and Robin. You can't tell by titulusifit'sahe, she, something topat, eat, or wear on the finger. Oh, well, a rose by any name..especially if you send cologne for Christmas. eoeeese HCROSCOPALLY: The native of Taurus is realistic, wise, a firm believer in the intelligence of justice, and very kind. Since he demonstrates mature emotional stability and is as stolid as dried gravey in a glass, he is the perfect mate for the lonesome gal who longs for-a real, for-keeps husband all her very He may be a little miserly with the moola, but he will be a steady, faithful partner for life. eoee2e#es POSIES PROFFERED: For dignity, elegance of person and dress, attractiveness of personality and appearance, none surpasses Peg Merrill. HAVE YOU NOTICED aow many melodic melodies have been written about rivers or streams? How about Moon River, Blue Danube, Bendemeer Stream, Swanee, Where the Silvery Colorado Wends its Way, River Shannon, Beautiful Ohio, WabashRiver or Red River, How many can you name offhand? ¢“eeeees NOIrABLE: Never store leather gloves in plastic bags. Instead, wrapthem in tissue paper so that they can acquire the proper amount of air. ees @ DO YOU EVER have ‘problems with introductions? I once introduced a man to his own wife and left staring at each other in bewilderment. And don't ask me to explain how I once introduced a man with the simple name of Smith as Mr. Stitzenwine. He spent an entire evening denying this odd appellation and eventually became rather ungracious about it. He hasn't spoken to me since and I really can't blame him. After all, if I were Mr. Stitzenwine I wouldn't speak to me either! eee#e?s I SEE IN THE PAPERS that Maris Callas has renounced American citizenship. Well, I guess we won't all sit on the curbing and cry! Anyone who can voluntarily give up the priceless privilege of belonging to this country can jolly well do his own sobbing later on, eoeses THE TEA LEAVES TELL: No man is a total loss he can always be used as a horrible example. CAROUSEL April 21 -»-A “Pops Concert” featuring the American River Junior College bands will officially launch the 1966 Spring Concert Season on the school's campus in the ARJC River Playhouse, The free concert starting at 8:30 p.m. will include the concert band, stage band and jazz quartet. Dr. Grand Anderson will conduct the concert. April 22 -+eA dinner in honor of Governor Edmund G, Brown will be held at 6 p.m. in the Nevada City Elks Club Hall, The dinner is part of the ceremony marking the start of the governor's campaign sweep through the California gold country. April 22, 23 and 27-30 ..Sacramento State College Little Theater will present Friedrich Duerrenmatt’s powerful tale of revenge, “The Visit" at 8:30 p.m. in the SSC Little Theater, April 30 ---The students of Mount St, Mary 's Academy will present the operetta “The Mikado” in St, Cecelia's Hall in Grass Valley as part of the centennial year celebration at the school,

a Nevada County Nugget...April 20, 1966... 3 NUGGET FEATURES ©@ 08e3eus @e@e8 & INTELLIGENCE @€@ 99392005 099009 Saloons Of The Malakoff Area Kings Saloon In North Bloomfield asked and un-urged, “own, Here & There The Agonies Of The Flu Are Increased By Advice From All Of Your Friends By Kimary OF ALL THE THINGS thatwon't cure a galloping case of the flu, advice isthe most popular and plentiful. When you groan from cranium to metatarsus and feel about as hilarious as an Indian celebrating Columbus Day, one thing is as certain as smeared lipstick ata game‘of spin -thebottle. And that is that a Good Friend will corner you (unprotesting milksop that you are), capture your wounded attention with a voice of doom, and begin dispensing medical counsel along with an exhaustive survey of your condition which includes such physical privacies as anguished stomach, joyless joints, and unreliable colon, As a specialcarte blanche bonus, unsaid friend will dwell lengthily on such delicacies as the possible complication of pneumonia, bronchitis, pleurisy, and sinusitis. After this diatribe hewill clap you mournfully on the back, smile gloomily and advise you Not To Worry! So you begin to worry immediately! You worry so well it takes two extra days recovery time just to ease the anxiety and one extra day for a tremelous tour of the medical encyclopedia researching such subjects aspneumonia, broneMitis. V5. eeee#s LIKE WOW MAN! How names have changed! (Back in my day, (what a memory!) the lads seranaded Bertha, Myrtle, Agnes, Opal, Jewel, Fanny, Pearl or Ruby. Now they twang a guitar and nasally yowl for Romney, Linda, Cindy, Kimberly, Candy, Carlie and Robin. You can't tell by titulusifit'sahe, she, something topat, eat, or wear on the finger. Oh, well, a rose by any name...especially if you send cologne for Christmas. eoeeese HCROSCOPALLY: The native of Taurus is realistic, wise, a firm believer in the intelligence of justice, and very kind. Since he demonstrates mature emotional stability and is as stolid as dried gravey in a glass, he is the perfect mate for the lonesome gal who longs for-a real, for-keeps husband all her very He may be a little miserly with the moola, but he will be a steady, faithful partner for life. eoee2e#es POSIES PROFFERED: For dignity, elegance of person and dress, attractiveness of personality and appearance, none surpasses Peg Merrill. HAVE YOU NOTICED aow many melodic melodies have

been written about rivers or streams? How about Moon River, Blue Danube, Bendemeer Stream, Swanee, Where the Silvery Colorado Wends its Way, River Shannon, Beautiful Ohio, WabashRiver or Red River, How many can you name offhand? ¢“eeeees NOIrABLE: Never store leather gloves in plastic bags. Instead, wrapthem in tissue paper so that they can acquire the proper amount of air. ees @ DO YOU EVER have ‘problems with introductions? I once introduced a man to his own wife and left staring at each other in bewilderment. And don't ask me to explain how I once introduced a man with the simple name of Smith as Mr. Stitzenwine. He spent an entire evening denying this odd appellation and eventually became rather ungracious about it. He hasn't spoken to me since and I really can't blame him. After all, if I were Mr. Stitzenwine I wouldn't speak to me either! eee#e?s I SEE IN THE PAPERS that Maris Callas has renounced American citizenship. Well, I guess we won't all sit on the curbing and cry! Anyone who can voluntarily give up the priceless privilege of belonging to this country can jolly well do his own sobbing later on, eoeses THE TEA LEAVES TELL: No man is a total loss he can always be used as a horrible example. CAROUSEL April 21 -»-A “Pops Concert” featuring the American River Junior College bands will officially launch the 1966 Spring Concert Season on the school's campus in the ARJC River Playhouse, The free concert starting at 8:30 p.m. will include the concert band, stage band and jazz quartet. Dr. Grand Anderson will conduct the concert. April 22 -+eA dinner in honor of Governor Edmund G, Brown will be held at 6 p.m. in the Nevada City Elks Club Hall, The dinner is part of the ceremony marking the start of the governor's campaign sweep through the California gold country. April 22, 23 and 27-30 ...Sacramento State College Little Theater will present Friedrich Duerrenmatt’s powerful tale of revenge, “The Visit" at 8:30 p.m. in the SSC Little Theater, April 30 ---The students of Mount St, Mary 's Academy will present the operetta “The Mikado” in St, Cecelia's Hall in Grass Valley as part of the centennial year celebration at the school,