November 2, 1966 (24 pages)

SsTOUFTF* _FOOL’S GOLD ‘ Cee (Tae of Aete wing Al tw, bel 4 Leaving Nevada City at 7:30 O'clock The Boys’ Band will head the Procession from Nevada City . _ Fireworks, Speeches, Music The Grass Valley Band and voters will meet the Nevada City train at the depot upon its arrival. Let everybody attend the Grand Republican Rally at Grass Vailey tonight and hear Hon. J. N. Gillett, Hon. John B. Irish, .Edwara F. Whiting and Hon. Seward A. Simons, the eloquent orator from New York. Everybody Cordially Invited Miner-Transcript Print “QQQBHO Nevada City, Cal. rae The hoop-la of Nevada County politics in 1906. The speaker the Hon. J.N. Gillett was elected the 22nd Governor of California, Ireland will never be the same again. Here is Bubbles Legg (nee Rossen) and Lucille Chrisite (nee Marsh) being embraced by the Lord Major of Killarney, County Kerry, Ireland, Mrs. Bradley Legg climbed 108 steps to the top of Blarney Castle just to kiss the Blarney Stone prompting Mrs. J.B. Christie to ask if she thought the trip was necessary. If the picture is wavy its Lucille's fault-she used a ball point on the reverse to write me. By the attire of Bubbles it looks like she just came from or is just going to an Irish rummage sale. Ireland is the greatest is their report. th joe hee City Save J. L700. Z (yp Q ? CG Lhe Klore Oreiel f Che eulevsew re me cee wsrntelle Pcbevtieas cle tated shneg cltewte, OS Grrornughty Aebze fo the fant 4 BIR,ty ti ore Tiree A rere that ib dilb ak a Beac Oo fovs Caght we Sil Ol raldSell say Lo Lebrn: the Mow freer a Cell P11 aed Cais wer Che Coienity oa Lo oe, are Gentd bv ee ek Cee Cees lies. ee cel fully, Promises -promises-promises, ‘Ihe last name of this teacher derelict has been clipped to protect the Nevada City family name. ~AlohaANDORRA, SPAIN. HAS A CURIOUS CUSTOM which catches a bit of attention now and then. When some poor citizen is run over bya car in Andorra, a clerk, wearing a medieval hat, intones three times: "DEAD MAN ARISE BECAUSE THE COURT SUMMONS YOU! DEAD MAN WHO KILLED YOU ?" Then the clerk reasonably concludes: "He who. does not reply isdead. This dead man is dead since he does not arise or reply!" As far as I know, this may be logical reasoning. At ‘eastI've heardno recent reports of dead men arising or posthumously pin-pointing their killers even at the command of a clerk ina kooky head piece. [have a ratk-r strong Suspicion that any unlucky Andorran sneaking a siesta under the sheltering wheels of an auto hadbetter respond IMMEDIATELY tothe demand: "A RISE BECAUSE ‘THE COURT SUMMONS YOU!" or he may find that "he who does not reply" is indeed dead. He may also find -froma horizontal position in the funeral parade -that there is no need to ask "Dead man who killed you?"', as the answer will be fairly obvious ! AND SPEAKING OF *UNERALS, Ialways chuckle when I recall the true experience of the unfortunate autoist who pulled into a crowdéd traffic lane only to find himself directlybehind a hearse which was leading along, long line of mourners toan out of the way cemetery. Recognizing his predicament, the hapless man became panicked at the thought of joining a grieving group atan open grave. At the first opportunity he quickly ducked into a side street and sighed with relief until he glanced into the rear view mirror and saw with horror that the ENTIRE FUNERAL PROCESSION HAD FOLLOWED HIM AND WAS NOW MAINTAINING A DECOROUS LINE BEHIND HIM AS HE DROVE ON HIS WAY! * *K * * IWONDER: HOW MANY OF YOU BASEBALL te en re nee The Nugget..November 2, 1966..993 ore amd There by Kimary BUFFS remember the major league game during which second base was stolen with all bases loaded? This boo-boo cost the game!..IF AN OLD DOLL associated with nothing but centenarians would she be referred toas "NICE YOUNGSTER" instead of "GOOD: OLD: GIRL ?"". <. HOW MANY OF YOU senitmentalists remember "Why do I Always Remember,'' and the vocalist who made it popular?.. WHY DIDN'T THE PERSON who wrote me the letter about Viet Nam sign a name? Imay not entirely agree with you, but as Patrick Henry Saidsiss. Kak KCK NEWSING AROUND: Age is only a matter of perspective, as THE McCLAIN can testify. At age twenty five she was strolling down the street clad in shorts when a group of youngsters loudly opined: "SHE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BAD FOR AN OLD WOMAN!",..HEY, PAT JONES! If soapboxes are priceless antiques I'm FILTHY RICH (Well, soileda little) because I have a collection of crates that won't quit-all the way from Foreign Aid to The Gold Standard!Sooo oo, Pat, if youever wat toborrowa battered platform and a few outdated ideals iogoalong with it, JUST WHISTLE!. MRS. WES MOORE tells of a friend of hers who hoarded canned goods during the war. Things were great untilthe washer they were hidden under overflowed and the wet can labels began dropping like contact lens during a football game. From then on dinner hour in that house was strictly from the sound of the Shake!.,.THE AMARALS, of N.C. havea word of advice re breakfasting abroad; if you like y 9ur bacon crunchy ask for it well done NOT crisp Our allies know from nothing about-that word "crisp"..HOWABOUT THAT G.V. MAN who tooka recent trip wherein he attended a swank cocktail buffet featuring delectable s moked salmon. He liked it so well he slipped a piece of it! into a napkin and tucked it into his jacket pocket fora late nibble. AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHERE IT REMAINED UNTIL HE UNPACKED AT HOME! I hear he's VERY BIG withcats right now but not so tall with the kitten he married!. MY LOVING SON LENNIE writes a heart rending report (total letter 107 words) from Viet Nam. To Quote: "YOU CAN SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE THINK OF US OVER HERE! THEY CHARGE $.70 FORA GLASSOF BEER!" Motherly advice to young son: ‘Stay out of bars and you'llnever know the difference! I LIKE the business slogans PAULINE BERGEMAN uses for her N.C, Soroptimist Club: "PAY NOW -GO LATER!" or "OUR CUSTOMERS NEVER COMPLAIN!" And I'm told a very good way to collect bills for this type business is to write aictter to the one in arrears stating: 'DIG UP THE MONEY BY THE 15 thOR YOUR LOVED ONE Mildred Mu!lins in town enjoying the fall flavor of N.C. No matter how far our former citizens seem towander they always leavea bit of themselves in the Sierra Foothills country. * * kK * POSIES PROFFERED: To KAY ALDOUS who is capable, thorough in all she does for the organizations she serves, andes-pecially nice to know. * * Kk * THE TEA LEAVES TELL: A born loser is the guy who sticks his hand out of his car window to signal a turn and smacks a cop inthe mouth! CAROUSEL Through Nov. 6 .. The paintings of Peter Schugren of Berkeley, a former Nevada City area resident, are now being shown at The Gallery on Commercial Street in Nevada City.Bodega Bay is for a Spanish exple Lt. Juan Franciscemme Bodega, who discovélitie the bay in 1775. * ba preys

SsTOUFTF* _FOOL’S GOLD ‘ Cee (Tae of Aete wing Al tw, bel 4 Leaving Nevada City at 7:30 O'clock The Boys’ Band will head the Procession from Nevada City . _ Fireworks, Speeches, Music The Grass Valley Band and voters will meet the Nevada City train at the depot upon its arrival. Let everybody attend the Grand Republican Rally at Grass Vailey tonight and hear Hon. J. N. Gillett, Hon. John B. Irish, .Edwara F. Whiting and Hon. Seward A. Simons, the eloquent orator from New York. Everybody Cordially Invited Miner-Transcript Print “QQQBHO Nevada City, Cal. rae The hoop-la of Nevada County politics in 1906. The speaker the Hon. J.N. Gillett was elected the 22nd Governor of California, Ireland will never be the same again. Here is Bubbles Legg (nee Rossen) and Lucille Chrisite (nee Marsh) being embraced by the Lord Major of Killarney, County Kerry, Ireland, Mrs. Bradley Legg climbed 108 steps to the top of Blarney Castle just to kiss the Blarney Stone prompting Mrs. J.B. Christie to ask if she thought the trip was necessary. If the picture is wavy its Lucille's fault-she used a ball point on the reverse to write me. By the attire of Bubbles it looks like she just came from or is just going to an Irish rummage sale. Ireland is the greatest is their report. th joe hee City Save J. L700. Z (yp Q ? CG Lhe Klore Oreiel f Che eulevsew re me cee wsrntelle Pcbevtieas cle tated shneg cltewte, OS Grrornughty Aebze fo the fant 4 BIR,ty ti ore Tiree A rere that ib dilb ak a Beac Oo fovs Caght we Sil Ol raldSell say Lo Lebrn: the Mow freer a Cell P11 aed Cais wer Che Coienity oa Lo oe, are Gentd bv ee ek Cee Cees lies. ee cel fully, Promises -promises-promises, ‘Ihe last name of this teacher derelict has been clipped to protect the Nevada City family name. ~AlohaANDORRA, SPAIN. HAS A CURIOUS CUSTOM which catches a bit of attention now and then. When some poor citizen is run over bya car in Andorra, a clerk, wearing a medieval hat, intones three times: "DEAD MAN ARISE BECAUSE THE COURT SUMMONS YOU! DEAD MAN WHO KILLED YOU ?" Then the clerk reasonably concludes: "He who. does not reply isdead. This dead man is dead since he does not arise or reply!" As far as I know, this may be logical reasoning. At ‘eastI've heardno recent reports of dead men arising or posthumously pin-pointing their killers even at the command of a clerk ina kooky head piece. [have a ratk-r strong Suspicion that any unlucky Andorran sneaking a siesta under the sheltering wheels of an auto hadbetter respond IMMEDIATELY tothe demand: "A RISE BECAUSE ‘THE COURT SUMMONS YOU!" or he may find that "he who does not reply" is indeed dead. He may also find -froma horizontal position in the funeral parade -that there is no need to ask "Dead man who killed you?"', as the answer will be fairly obvious ! AND SPEAKING OF *UNERALS, Ialways chuckle when I recall the true experience of the unfortunate autoist who pulled into a crowdéd traffic lane only to find himself directlybehind a hearse which was leading along, long line of mourners toan out of the way cemetery. Recognizing his predicament, the hapless man became panicked at the thought of joining a grieving group atan open grave. At the first opportunity he quickly ducked into a side street and sighed with relief until he glanced into the rear view mirror and saw with horror that the ENTIRE FUNERAL PROCESSION HAD FOLLOWED HIM AND WAS NOW MAINTAINING A DECOROUS LINE BEHIND HIM AS HE DROVE ON HIS WAY! * *K * * IWONDER: HOW MANY OF YOU BASEBALL te en re nee The Nugget...November 2, 1966...993 ore amd There by Kimary BUFFS remember the major league game during which second base was stolen with all bases loaded? This boo-boo cost the game!...IF AN OLD DOLL associated with nothing but centenarians would she be referred toas "NICE YOUNGSTER" instead of

"GOOD: OLD: GIRL ?"".. <. HOW MANY OF YOU senitmentalists remember "Why do I Always Remember,'' and the vocalist who made it popular?... WHY DIDN'T THE PERSON who wrote me the letter about Viet Nam sign a name? Imay not entirely agree with you, but as Patrick Henry Saidsiss. Kak KCK NEWSING AROUND: Age is only a matter of perspective, as THE McCLAIN can testify. At age twenty five she was strolling down the street clad in shorts when a group of youngsters loudly opined: "SHE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BAD FOR AN OLD WOMAN!",...HEY, PAT JONES! If soapboxes are priceless antiques I'm FILTHY RICH (Well, soileda little) because I have a collection of crates that won't quit-all the way from Foreign Aid to The Gold Standard!Sooo oo, Pat, if youever wat toborrowa battered platform and a few outdated ideals iogoalong with it, JUST WHISTLE!.. MRS. WES MOORE tells of a friend of hers who hoarded canned goods during the war. Things were great untilthe washer they were hidden under overflowed and the wet can labels began dropping like contact lens during a football game. From then on dinner hour in that house was strictly from the sound of the Shake!.,..THE AMARALS, of N.C. havea word of advice re breakfasting abroad; if you like y 9ur bacon crunchy ask for it well done NOT crisp Our allies know from nothing about-that word "crisp"....HOWABOUT THAT G.V. MAN who tooka recent trip wherein he attended a swank cocktail buffet featuring delectable s moked salmon. He liked it so well he slipped a piece of it! into a napkin and tucked it into his jacket pocket fora late nibble. AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHERE IT REMAINED UNTIL HE UNPACKED AT HOME! I hear he's VERY BIG withcats right now but not so tall with the kitten he married!.. MY LOVING SON LENNIE writes a heart rending report (total letter 107 words) from Viet Nam. To Quote: "YOU CAN SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE THINK OF US OVER HERE! THEY CHARGE $.70 FORA GLASSOF BEER!" Motherly advice to young son: ‘Stay out of bars and you'llnever know the difference! I LIKE the business slogans PAULINE BERGEMAN uses for her N.C, Soroptimist Club: "PAY NOW -GO LATER!" or "OUR CUSTOMERS NEVER COMPLAIN!" And I'm told a very good way to collect bills for this type business is to write aictter to the one in arrears stating: 'DIG UP THE MONEY BY THE 15 thOR YOUR LOVED ONE Mildred Mu!lins in town enjoying the fall flavor of N.C. No matter how far our former citizens seem towander they always leavea bit of themselves in the Sierra Foothills country. * * kK * POSIES PROFFERED: To KAY ALDOUS who is capable, thorough in all she does for the organizations she serves, andes-pecially nice to know. * * Kk * THE TEA LEAVES TELL: A born loser is the guy who sticks his hand out of his car window to signal a turn and smacks a cop inthe mouth! CAROUSEL Through Nov. 6 ... The paintings of Peter Schugren of Berkeley, a former Nevada City area resident, are now being shown at The Gallery on Commercial Street in Nevada City.Bodega Bay is for a Spanish exple Lt. Juan Franciscemme Bodega, who discovélitie the bay in 1775. * ba preys