September 28, 1966 (20 pages)

Be cteseus @ * Some Unusual Finds Turn Up In County LINDA POOLE, an employee of Hills Flat Lumber Co, in Grass Valley, shows off two freaks of nature. On the left two perfect apples grown on one stem and on the right are four pears grown on one stem, The fruit was grown on the ranch of Ed Pardini owner of Hills Flat Lumber, MRS, FRANK ADDLEMAN of North San Juan, shows off’on oxen cart jack found in the woods near North San Juan recently by her husband, They have also gathered other items from the past of the area which they use to decorate their home and grounds, eee ae NEWSING AROUND: TWO OF OUR LOCAL AREA ROMANCERS planned a quiet, slightly clandestine rendezvous at an out of town airport, with further adventures to follow from that pointon, WELL, they both nervously arrived at the trysting spot atthe appointed hour, BUT things being as they were, (and are), the amorous male of this duo (as any experienced clandestiner would advise) was MOST apprehensive and anxious not to be recognized, so he huddled in a secluded corer with a fully unfolded newspaper held before his face -and you can take my word for it-his own mother would have passed him by without a asecond look, ANDSO DID HIS LIAISON IN THIS AMATORY ASSIGNATION! She searched all over the airport waiting room and never did locate Mr, Courageous in the corer! She finally concluded (what else!) she had been callously jiltedat a jet set-upand left the terminal in disgust, After an interminable time in the terminal, the illicit lover emerged from his selfimposed isolation and began a surreptitous search for his LadyLove, He finally decided HE'D been abandoned and also departed in a dander! Don't knowif they are speaking to each other as yet, but if they are-EAR PLUGS ANYONE?,.THE LOLMAUGHS ofG.V, claim they visit Reno periodically in a nostalgic mood, just to pay their respects to their money. Congrats to DEL PHARIS for heading the Liberal Arts Comm, If intelligence and a fine sense of humor can advance a cause, Del will do wonders for the theater fund drivel. Is it possible to have a crush on a hardware store? If so, then it's ALPHA for me! That Store just does backbends to sooth and assist befuddled committeemen. ! Among the many lovely ~looking ladies I've complimented rec++ »Nevada County Nugget.September 28, 1966. 3 & INTELLIGENCE Here ond There by Kimary ently on attractive hair styles are Connie Rector, Dottie Runyan, Wilder Clay, Peg Merrill, and Dorothy Thomas, AND T HEY ALL TURNED OUT TOBE WIGS! I'll bet you cant guess who is now haunting the beauty shops for one all her very own to cover tired tresses! ME! ee¢e DON*T YOU BELIEVE IT: YOU ARE NOT BEING PROTECTED from tobacco tars and nicotines by the use of cigarette filters! ! Nine leading cigarette brands were tested by Dr, Fred Bock at the Roswell Park Memorial Institute in Buffalo, N.Y. The filters apparently don't work; they allow more tar and, in twotests, more nicotine to pass through than do the same brands unfiltered cigarettes, Senator WarrenB, Magnuson, Washington Democrat, has demanded that the Federal Trade Commission investigate the effectivenesss of filter-tip cigarettes, eeees SO YOU DON*T LIKE YOUR NAME? Well, take a look at these and see if you feel a littel better about that family cognomen you've been signing all these years! Fred Astaire is reallyFred Austerlitz; Cyd Charisse (isn ‘t that pretty!) was born Tula Eilice Finklea; Karl Madden signed into the world under Mladen Sekulovich; Melvin Douglas was Melvin Hesselberg; while Boris Karloff hollered "“Here"to Charles Edward Pratt) WANT TO TRADE straight across for any of these? e@eese HOROSCOPALLY: HMMMMMI If you were born between September 24 and October 23 you are under the Sign of Libra, or the scales, NOIDON °T MEAN FISH SCALES! Anyhow, all you Librans are pretty nice guys if you get your own way. Not only that~you are witty and HUMEROUS I(If you get a chance slip me a few funnies for this column?) You love luxury (who doesn “t?) and will slap together a sumptuous abode, finances allowing, BUT DON*T RUN OUT OF HAT SIZES over all those compliments! You dohave a few MINOR faults! Such as-over emotionalism; neurotic tendencies where health and well-being are concerned; and gabbinessoh, excuse me, I meant to say that you have a way with words{ Politics is a particularly good field for you, Among the greats born under your Sign are Frances E, Willard, Zachary Taylor, Rutherford B, Hayes, Chester Allen Arthur, Also you will find Oscar Wilde, Eleonora Duse, Sarah Bernhardt and Helen Hayes, just to mention a few, eeess CED PORTER likes to tell the story of the specialist repairman who was called in to solve the problem of a huge electronics firm that was idled by a machinery stoppage. The repairman walked in, strolled around, pickedupa hammer and banged twice on a pipeline whereupon the machinery immediately roared into full operation, The repairman wrote out a bill for $2000.00. The manager indignantly exclaimed: "Two thousand for two bangs on a pipe! that's ridiculous! Kindly itemize that for us, “ The repairman took the bill and listed: "Two hammertaps at two dollars each, For knowing where to tap; $1996.00. Total bill $2000.00." POSIES PROFERRED; To FRAN DODINI for’ friendliness, good humor under all conditions, and outspoken honesty at all times. esses THETEA LEAVES TELL: Social drinking is a lot hike spelling Mississippi-it ‘s mostly a matter of knowing when to stop, WILLIAM ILGNER of North San Juan proudly displays a 64 pound banana squash he grew on his ranch, The pumpkin squash on the box weighs in at 53 pounds, A vegetarian, Iigner seems in little danger of running out of things to eat, THE VETERANS Memorial Building in Grass Valley got a new sign last week listing all of the county offices and services to be found in the building,

Be cteseus @ * Some Unusual Finds Turn Up In County LINDA POOLE, an employee of Hills Flat Lumber Co, in Grass Valley, shows off two freaks of nature. On the left two perfect apples grown on one stem and on the right are four pears grown on one stem, The fruit was grown on the ranch of Ed Pardini owner of Hills Flat Lumber, MRS, FRANK ADDLEMAN of North San Juan, shows off’on oxen cart jack found in the woods near North San Juan recently by her husband, They have also gathered other items from the past of the area which they use to decorate their home and grounds, eee ae NEWSING AROUND: TWO OF OUR LOCAL AREA ROMANCERS planned a quiet, slightly clandestine rendezvous at an out of town airport, with further adventures to follow from that pointon, WELL, they both nervously arrived at the trysting spot atthe appointed hour, BUT things being as they were, (and are), the amorous male of this duo (as any experienced clandestiner would advise) was MOST apprehensive and anxious not to be recognized, so he huddled in a secluded corer with a fully unfolded newspaper held before his face -and you can take my word for it-his own mother would have passed him by without a asecond look, ANDSO DID HIS LIAISON IN THIS AMATORY ASSIGNATION! She searched all over the airport waiting room and never did locate Mr, Courageous in the corer! She finally concluded (what else!) she had been callously jiltedat a jet set-upand left the terminal in disgust, After an interminable time in the terminal, the illicit lover emerged from his selfimposed isolation and began a surreptitous search for his LadyLove, He finally decided HE'D been abandoned and also departed in a dander! Don't knowif they are speaking to each other as yet, but if they are-EAR PLUGS ANYONE?,..THE LOLMAUGHS ofG.V, claim they visit Reno periodically in a nostalgic mood, just to pay their respects to their money.. Congrats to DEL PHARIS for heading the Liberal Arts Comm, If intelligence and a fine sense of humor can advance a cause, Del will do wonders for the theater fund drivel.. Is it possible to have a crush on a hardware store? If so, then it's ALPHA for me! That Store just does backbends to sooth and assist befuddled committeemen. ! Among the many lovely ~looking ladies I've complimented rec++ »Nevada County Nugget..September 28, 1966.. 3 & INTELLIGENCE Here ond There by Kimary ently on attractive hair styles are Connie Rector, Dottie Runyan, Wilder Clay, Peg Merrill, and Dorothy Thomas, AND T HEY ALL TURNED OUT TOBE WIGS! I'll bet you cant guess who is now haunting the beauty shops for one all her very own to cover tired tresses! ME! ee¢e DON*T YOU BELIEVE IT: YOU ARE NOT BEING PROTECTED from tobacco tars and nicotines by the use of cigarette filters! ! Nine leading cigarette brands were tested by Dr, Fred Bock at the Roswell Park Memorial Institute in Buffalo, N.Y. The filters apparently don't work; they allow more tar and, in twotests, more nicotine to pass through than do the same brands unfiltered cigarettes, Senator

WarrenB, Magnuson, Washington Democrat, has demanded that the Federal Trade Commission investigate the effectivenesss of filter-tip cigarettes, eeees SO YOU DON*T LIKE YOUR NAME? Well, take a look at these and see if you feel a littel better about that family cognomen you've been signing all these years! Fred Astaire is reallyFred Austerlitz; Cyd Charisse (isn ‘t that pretty!) was born Tula Eilice Finklea; Karl Madden signed into the world under Mladen Sekulovich; Melvin Douglas was Melvin Hesselberg; while Boris Karloff hollered "“Here"to Charles Edward Pratt) WANT TO TRADE straight across for any of these? e@eese HOROSCOPALLY: HMMMMMI If you were born between September 24 and October 23 you are under the Sign of Libra, or the scales, NOIDON °T MEAN FISH SCALES! Anyhow, all you Librans are pretty nice guys if you get your own way. Not only that~you are witty and HUMEROUS I(If you get a chance slip me a few funnies for this column?) You love luxury (who doesn “t?) and will slap together a sumptuous abode, finances allowing, BUT DON*T RUN OUT OF HAT SIZES over all those compliments! You dohave a few MINOR faults! Such as-over emotionalism; neurotic tendencies where health and well-being are concerned; and gabbinessoh, excuse me, I meant to say that you have a way with words{ Politics is a particularly good field for you, Among the greats born under your Sign are Frances E, Willard, Zachary Taylor, Rutherford B, Hayes, Chester Allen Arthur, Also you will find Oscar Wilde, Eleonora Duse, Sarah Bernhardt and Helen Hayes, just to mention a few, eeess CED PORTER likes to tell the story of the specialist repairman who was called in to solve the problem of a huge electronics firm that was idled by a machinery stoppage. The repairman walked in, strolled around, pickedupa hammer and banged twice on a pipeline whereupon the machinery immediately roared into full operation, The repairman wrote out a bill for $2000.00. The manager indignantly exclaimed: "Two thousand for two bangs on a pipe! that's ridiculous! Kindly itemize that for us, “ The repairman took the bill and listed: "Two hammertaps at two dollars each, For knowing where to tap; $1996.00. Total bill $2000.00." POSIES PROFERRED; To FRAN DODINI for’ friendliness, good humor under all conditions, and outspoken honesty at all times. esses THETEA LEAVES TELL: Social drinking is a lot hike spelling Mississippi-it ‘s mostly a matter of knowing when to stop, WILLIAM ILGNER of North San Juan proudly displays a 64 pound banana squash he grew on his ranch, The pumpkin squash on the box weighs in at 53 pounds, A vegetarian, Iigner seems in little danger of running out of things to eat, THE VETERANS Memorial Building in Grass Valley got a new sign last week listing all of the county offices and services to be found in the building,