September 7, 1966 (16 pages)

NUGGET FEATURES 8° 66093008 80 & DOMESTIC INTELLIGENCE ©3608 0° ©6008 ore amd . here Bridges Get The Attention Of The Freeway Builders The status of the Nevada City segment of the freeway was still uncertain this week although work was continuing at what the state consid= ered to be critical areas. Because of the dis= location of the normal traffic flow created by the work, the city considered completion of bridges and access roads of the first priority. Last week the first bridge, the Gold Flat over-= crossing, was opened to traffic. These views show scenes at all of the bridge sites. TINKERTOYS and deck timbers go up for the Banner Mountain Road bridge. eat Work continues on the abutments for the Broad Street Bridge. A CRITIC OF ANY KIND, whether for concert, theater, or television, is generally in the unique position of reporting an accident to an eyewitness, He gives his opinion (usually influenced by personal prejudice the wife's dispositing, or a lousy lunch) of a specific program or performance which has already been viewed by the majority of the review readers, Strange to say, the spectators of the described events are prone to ace cept the verdict of the professional critic without speculation as to the basis of his pro ar con decision, Some criticisms have attained & certain amount of immorality due to aptness of expression or cutting cleverness, Examples of these devamating gems which have leveled some of our leading lads and ladies are to be found sprinkled throughout the mewspapers of the nation: “Aa unfortunate thimg occurred last night at the Hippedrome, The Curtain went up.” And of a chorus show: “The only thing I haven t knocked in this production ase the chorus girls knees, Nature anticipated me there. ° And in a similar vein: “The ofces legs ia the show tothe plane in the second act.” Ofa Broadway show: “The drama opened like a shotwhich unfogtunately missed the author,” And of K, Hepburn, fresh from triumphs in Hollywood: “She ran the gamut of emotion from A to B.” After a Jack Douglas vocal appeare ance: “Silence, like a poultice, came to heal the blows of sound.” An orchestra review ran: “Al Vann and his orchestra returned to New York to open at the New York Palace Theater. WE wete ready, but THEY WEREN ‘T!" Of an off-Broadway production, the critic claimed: "Last night's performance was so bad the audience was calling UP in front!” A disorganized Latin American band was awarded the brief accolade: “Mucho by Kimary Messo!” While another writer simply said: “Quoth the Raven -" One of the original Jack Paar programs was entitled, “Up to Paar", and earned the short comment: “Up to Paar isn't.” And as a conclusion, an elaborate concert that laid the biggest egg of the seasen: “Opesation Omelette!” e@esees LOVERS LOOK OUT: NASA has awarded $125,000 research contracts to Boeing Co., and Westinghouse Corp., to study the feasibility of orbiting a huge satellite that would reflect the sun ‘s light onto the dask side of the earth, This would artificial lighting levels of an intensity greater than full moonlight for nighttime illumination, REGISTERED PROTEST FROM SECOND STORY MEN ACCEPTED HERE} eeeeos? ARE YOU TRED OF THAT SCRUBBY MATE OF YOURS but too broke to get a divarce? Pesk up! The Government has & new program known as judicare. It is part of the War on Poverty Program and provides the loot for legal services for imdigents who are unable te afford the luxury of s lawyer. e@eeee NEWSING AROUND: FRANK and LA VONNE AMARAL have returned from that trip abroad and (ATTENTION PROGRAM CHAIRMEN!) have colorful slides and movies of the complete trip. Funniest occurence of the tour transpired on the homeward bound airliner when Prank leaned over in the washroomtoadmire the action of the chemicaltoilet and dropped his brand new eyeglasses down the opening and into the wild blue yonder! OH, LOOKIE, STAR-= KIST{ CHARLIE TUNA IS WEARING SPECS 1{..JACK PAAR says: “As a youngster I was always impressed by the fable of George Washington and the cheery tree. But I always had the sneaking suspicion that ? Nevada County Nugget. .September 7, 1966. 3 the reason George's father didnt punish him for chopping down that tree was that young Georgie had an ax in his hand.”..1 THOUGHT MY SON, LEN, was the essence of brevity in Messages to Mother, but RITA and JERRY FREY 'S boy takes the blue ribbon for communication condensation! Jim drops a missive to the homefoiks that in its entirety reads: “I am still among the living. Love, Jim.” And how's THAT far compression? an omate tombstone which read: “Not dead, but sleeping. ° Perched conspicuously atop the granite was an empty bottle of Sleep Eze!.. WHEN MARILYN DICK was ardently championing the cause of Joe C, Shell (Sea Shell?) for governor she wrote a letter tothe S, F, Chronicle asking why they consistently quoted remarks and statements made by opponent Dick Nixon, while ignoring the speeches of Shell. Replied the Chronicle: “When Mr. Shell somet worth repeating, we'll nar it.” And that's known a8 newspaper prerogative OR The Power ef the Press?.. I keep wondering why HARRIET HUMMELT has don climb im that c-c-c at Lake Tahoe when I blue just looking at it? the secret is in having a physician husband in case of pneumonia..REMEMBER WHEN the funniest thing on earth was the note you penned on your school book: IN CASE OF FIRETHROW THIS IN? e®eeee POSIES PROFFERED: To Thelma Law who is pretty, clever, vivacious, and has one of the nicest personalities in Nevada THE TEA LEAVES TELL: So live that you won't hesitate to be the first to leave the bridge party. The New Gold Flat Bridge

NUGGET FEATURES 8° 66093008 80 & DOMESTIC INTELLIGENCE ©3608 0° ©6008 ore amd . here Bridges Get The Attention Of The Freeway Builders The status of the Nevada City segment of the freeway was still uncertain this week although work was continuing at what the state consid= ered to be critical areas. Because of the dis= location of the normal traffic flow created by the work, the city considered completion of bridges and access roads of the first priority. Last week the first bridge, the Gold Flat over-= crossing, was opened to traffic. These views show scenes at all of the bridge sites. TINKERTOYS and deck timbers go up for the Banner Mountain Road bridge. eat Work continues on the abutments for the Broad Street Bridge. A CRITIC OF ANY KIND, whether for concert, theater, or television, is generally in the unique position of reporting an accident to an eyewitness, He gives his opinion (usually influenced by personal prejudice the wife's dispositing, or a lousy lunch) of a specific program or performance which has already been viewed by the majority of the review readers, Strange to say, the spectators of the described events are prone to ace cept the verdict of the professional critic without speculation as to the basis of his pro ar con decision, Some criticisms have attained & certain amount of immorality due to aptness of expression or cutting cleverness, Examples of these devamating gems which have leveled some of our leading lads and ladies are to be found sprinkled throughout the mewspapers of the nation: “Aa unfortunate thimg occurred last night at the Hippedrome, The Curtain went up.” And of a chorus show: “The only thing I haven t knocked in this production ase the chorus girls knees, Nature anticipated me there. ° And in a similar vein: “The ofces legs ia the show tothe plane in the second act.” Ofa Broadway show: “The drama opened like a shotwhich unfogtunately missed the author,” And of K, Hepburn, fresh from triumphs in Hollywood: “She ran the gamut of emotion from A to B.” After a Jack Douglas vocal appeare ance: “Silence, like a poultice, came to heal the blows of sound.” An orchestra review ran: “Al Vann and his orchestra returned to New York to open at the New York Palace Theater. WE wete ready, but THEY WEREN ‘T!" Of an off-Broadway production, the critic claimed: "Last night's performance was so bad the audience was calling UP in front!” A disorganized Latin American band was awarded the brief accolade: “Mucho by Kimary Messo!” While another writer simply said: “Quoth the Raven -" One of the original Jack Paar programs was entitled, “Up to Paar", and earned the short comment: “Up to Paar isn't.” And as a conclusion, an elaborate concert that laid the biggest egg of the seasen: “Opesation Omelette!” e@esees LOVERS LOOK OUT: NASA has awarded $125,000 research contracts to Boeing Co., and Westinghouse Corp., to study the feasibility of orbiting a huge

satellite that would reflect the sun ‘s light onto the dask side of the earth, This would artificial lighting levels of an intensity greater than full moonlight for nighttime illumination, REGISTERED PROTEST FROM SECOND STORY MEN ACCEPTED HERE} eeeeos? ARE YOU TRED OF THAT SCRUBBY MATE OF YOURS but too broke to get a divarce? Pesk up! The Government has & new program known as judicare. It is part of the War on Poverty Program and provides the loot for legal services for imdigents who are unable te afford the luxury of s lawyer. e@eeee NEWSING AROUND: FRANK and LA VONNE AMARAL have returned from that trip abroad and (ATTENTION PROGRAM CHAIRMEN!) have colorful slides and movies of the complete trip. Funniest occurence of the tour transpired on the homeward bound airliner when Prank leaned over in the washroomtoadmire the action of the chemicaltoilet and dropped his brand new eyeglasses down the opening and into the wild blue yonder! OH, LOOKIE, STAR-= KIST{ CHARLIE TUNA IS WEARING SPECS 1{...JACK PAAR says: “As a youngster I was always impressed by the fable of George Washington and the cheery tree. But I always had the sneaking suspicion that ? Nevada County Nugget. .September 7, 1966.. 3 the reason George's father didnt punish him for chopping down that tree was that young Georgie had an ax in his hand.”...1 THOUGHT MY SON, LEN, was the essence of brevity in Messages to Mother, but RITA and JERRY FREY 'S boy takes the blue ribbon for communication condensation! Jim drops a missive to the homefoiks that in its entirety reads: “I am still among the living. Love, Jim.” And how's THAT far compression? an omate tombstone which read: “Not dead, but sleeping. ° Perched conspicuously atop the granite was an empty bottle of Sleep Eze!... WHEN MARILYN DICK was ardently championing the cause of Joe C, Shell (Sea Shell?) for governor she wrote a letter tothe S, F, Chronicle asking why they consistently quoted remarks and statements made by opponent Dick Nixon, while ignoring the speeches of Shell. Replied the Chronicle: “When Mr. Shell somet worth repeating, we'll nar it.” And that's known a8 newspaper prerogative OR The Power ef the Press?... I keep wondering why HARRIET HUMMELT has don climb im that c-c-c at Lake Tahoe when I blue just looking at it? the secret is in having a physician husband in case of pneumonia...REMEMBER WHEN the funniest thing on earth was the note you penned on your school book: IN CASE OF FIRETHROW THIS IN? e®eeee POSIES PROFFERED: To Thelma Law who is pretty, clever, vivacious, and has one of the nicest personalities in Nevada THE TEA LEAVES TELL: So live that you won't hesitate to be the first to leave the bridge party. The New Gold Flat Bridge